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The Vampire’s Kiss has no cure, but if Gatorade came in Garlic flavour it would be pretty close.

The lights are on but nobody’s home at the Playboy Mansion (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay and Sam are mole people (CelebWarship)

Hugh Grant is working his way down the romcom co-star list (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marilyn Manson doesn’t even try anymore (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who don’t need masks to terrify (CelebritySmack)

Does Kate Hudson have a new victim? (DailyStab)

Heidi Klum is a goddess! (DListed)

They don’t make Bond girls like they used to (Defamer)

Punchline of the day (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld was in costume yesterday too (FakeKarl)

HalloWEENs (FourFour)

Colin Farrell is a bad boy (GabbyBabble)

For Juliette Lewis, every day is Halloween (GoFugYourself)

The gargoyles 0f NYC (CityRag)

The gargoyles of the A List (Worth1000)

Kate Moss without makeup (IDLYITW)

An interview with Satan (HolyCandy)

Grover works the red carpet (IBBB)

Let them eat cupcakes then! (CandyKirby)

THIS is reality tv? Polo??? (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl goes green? (PopSugar)

What a dog that Jennifer Garner is (SeriouslyOMG)

Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job! (Websters)

How does it go? It’s the rusty nail that gets the free refill? Well it SHOULD go that way, dammit!

Gossip blogger blogs about being interviewed about gossip blogging on blog (EvilBeet)

Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! is on teh internets (AgentBedhead)

Bono ar in ur latte, savin da werld (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ahnold will not terminate marriage equality (CelebrityDirt)

Cougartown! (GenosWorld)

I, Guy Richie, vow to love, honour, and obey these 36 line items in the marriage contract… (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Diddy is a daddy, and a hella good cook! (CelebWarship)

The Madonna List (TheRadReport)

Gwen Stefani bucks trend, releases baby pix for free! (PopBytes)

Kevin Smith is the scourge of plumbing fixtures everywhere (CeleBitchy)

Janet Jackson on tour, now with 30% less obscenity (CelebritySmack)

The Trollson Twins clean up well as Vargas Girls (DailyStab)

Russell Band inspires unlikely labour activism at the Beeb (HolyMoly)

Cloris has her own reality show! My prayers have been answered! (Defamer)

Mariah Carey’s Halloween style crumbles (Websters)

Don’t you HATE it when someone shows up in the same dress as you? (DListed)

Bloody Hell! Endometriosis is catching??? (GabbyBabble)

Katherine Heigl is playing games with us (CandyKirby)

The View from the bottom of the barrel (IBBB)

Nicolette Sheridan goes down on her handlers (SeriouslyOMG)

Roger Ebert’s Rules of Order (Gawker)

Katherine Heigl LOVES dogs! (Lolebrity)

Britney picks the scariest Halloween costume of all! (PopTard)

Celebrity trading cards: paper-thin, good-looking pieces with a short shelf life (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse is a style icon to supermodels everywhere (CelebritySmack)

Wino is back on the ward (People)

My imaginary boyfriend will play the caterpillar in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland (DListed)

Cabbage Patch politicians (PopEater)

Paris Hilton nervous about being shot into space (CeleBitchy)

Mary-Kate Olsen sperminated? (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

ScarJo is about six and a half years early for the seven year itch (DailyStab)

Celebrity doctors need love too. They just prefer to find it on Craigslist (Defamer)

Rent a blogger! (Gawker)

Diddy diddles the planet (HolyCandy)

Bono’s youth outreach (CandyKirby)

Paging Andy Warhol (IBBB)

Tom Cruise manhandles Matt Lauer (Mollygood)

Root for Naomi Watts (ImNotObsessed)

Hugh Jackman and Catherine Zeta-Jones in the rock musical Cleopatra (UKPopsugar)

The Curse of DWTS! (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Poehler popped (Websters)

Xena’s rock ‘n roll roolz (Lolebrity)

Rainbow Killer’s parade rained on (Websters)

The Ebony and Ivory ticket (TheBosh)

Bright Lights, Big Shitty (Radar)

Barbie’s rod attracts…- no, I’m a responsible parenting blogger. I can’t go there! (WizbangPop)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Blair Underwood (TeenyManolo)

Selling your sis out to the tabloids! (Mollygood)

Kate “Marlboro” Moss isn’t anorexic (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Aniston dresses like San Fernando Valley Barbie for a trip to the Met (PopSugar)

White people are funny (CandyKirby)

The most low-rent bust in history (DListed)

Sabrina, the teen-age mom? (JustJared)

The practical wedding dress (GoFugYourself)

Miley Cyrus is Sweet Sexteen! (Defamer)

Anna Faris is a proud Stonette (DailyStab)

Bad Bedhead Britney (CelebritySmack)

That’s gotta hurt, Amy Winehouse! (AgentBedhead)

Teenage single mom moves in with Mom to recoup from cheating babydaddy (CeleBitchy)

Oh, Please, God! (AgentBedhead)

The Next Joker! (CelebritySmack)

Hancock vs Cock (Dailystab)

Who wore it best? (CandyKirby)

Fish pimpin’ with Beckham (Hollywoodbackwash)

Eva Longoria is Orange  (JustJared)

The Legs win the Championship (GoFugYourself)

Meet the Hedgehog! (Mollygood)

Naomi Campbell rehabs a garden (PerezHilton)

Fiddy fit to be a dad (BlackCelebrityKids)

America’s Next Top Wig Model (IBBB)

Marilyn Manson should give her a call (Yeeeeah)

Beetlejuice is black? (Crunk&Disorderly)

TomKat sprays entire playground before letting TomKitten loose in it (CeleBitchy)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is Undead! (Websters)

Hips don’t lie…and eyes will never un-see this (YouTube)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Battle of the Matthews! (TeenyManolo)

Katherine Heigl/Greys Anatomy Writers war at Defcom 3 (Defamer)

The photographers are out to get Katherine Heigl (Websters)

Dear Kanye… (SeriouslyOMG)

Good Girl/Bad Girl hair wars: Beyonce vs Kate Moss (Lolebrity)

Wedding bells for gays in California (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston is being “actressy” again (Jossip)

Joan Rivers is too sweary for England (PerezHilton)

Led Zeppelin wins best live act: what year is this? (UKPopSugar)

Billy Ray Cyrus is a metaphor machine (Radar)

George Takei gets a marriage license (JustJared)

Paris Hilton schooled on puppy abuse (WizbangPop)

Jennifer Lopez takes Skeletor for a walk (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Eddie Murphy has a big head (DListed)

Usher is a sexpert? (ImNotObsessed)

Ho-down at the Bunny Hutch (CandyKirby)

Tara Reid not dead, waitressing at pirate bar (GoFugYourself)

Get Smart is on BoobieWatch Patrol (NinjaDude)

Will Smith vs Willow Smith (DailyStab)

Scott Baio’s baby’s health scare (CelebritySmack)

Chris Rock has something in common with Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Heidi Fleiss puts the “mad” in “madam” (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse sez da hyer da hair, da clowser too gawd (Lolebrity)

Grey’s Anatomy insider carves up Katherine Heigl (SeriouslyOMG)

Liberace reincarnated! (GabbyBabble)

Agyness Deyn Punk’d (CelebWarship)

Model/Actress/Whatevers climb the greasy pole for Kid Rock (AgentBedhead)

Chevy Chase misplaces bouquet garni de BC (Defamer)

Perez Hilton, the opera (Gawker)

Pete and Ashlee went to the doctor (DailyStab)

Gavin Rossdale turns his back on his musical roots forever. And the ska punks will never speak to him again (ImNotObsessed)

R Kelly not guilty (CelebritySmack)

Who rocked the beaver better? (CandyKirby)

George Clooney’s Italian villa has interesting…manscaping? (TheBastardly)

Sean Connery suffers golfing injury, breaks foot, shatters my James Bond illusions (DListed)

10 reasons not to watch Will Smith’s new movie (Derober)

Perez Hilton, Britney Spears, and KFed are all in Vegas this weekend (PerezHilton)

The Blogosphere dissected (Mollygood)

The Shat chooses rug over beard (CeleBitchy)

Erykah Badu gives Bjork a run for her money (Crunk&Disorderly)

Kiefer Sutherland, engaged(?) is eager to demonstrate his kwyut diggnitty (lolebrity)

Katherine Heigl bites the hand that feeds (Defamer)

Obama’s firing! Obama’s hiring! (Gawker)

Blaaaaaaaake Incaaaaaaaaarcerated takes out a hit on Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Daniel Craig gives Quantum of Solace the finger, or part of it (SeriouslyOMG)

Why do insects hate America? (CandyKirby)

George Clooney hates fake boobs (CelebritySmack)

Mark Wahlberg and everyone in England hates David Beckham (POTP)

Michael Madsen’s wife beat him up (Mollygood)

Cameron Diaz pitches a fit over a tee (CeleBitchy)

Jolie vs Aniston, coming soon to a theatre near you (DListed)

Alanis Morissette will make you weep for her, dammit! (Websters)

Cat vs Cake Box (CityRag)

Catalogue of the Damned (IBBB)

Clare Danes distains the paparazzi (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Hudson’s son is hatefully handsy (DailyStab)

Lindsay Lohan in Pains (DanasDirt)

Cheeta has been Cheeted! (PerezHilton)

Chris Martin vs Brad Pitt (JustJared)