No use hiding Sarah Jessica Parker, we know it’s you under all that hair and skintight glitter. But we can understand why you wouldn’t want to be photographed hanging out with certain people. Word might get around that you wholeheartedly endorse certain things about them, like his flashy new website and what’s become of her hair.
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20 hottest young royals. Hair apparently optional for Heir Apparent (Bumpshack)
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Shania and the Other Woman (CelebritySmack)
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Natalie Portman would look good wearing used Kleenex, and here’s the proof (CandyKirby)
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Jennifer Aniston’s wedding pix (IBBB)
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Simon Cowell apologizes. Yes, you read that right (BittenAndBound)
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Nick Hogan not enjoying incarceration as much as he thought (Mollygood)
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Jack White, rock god, superhero (AgentBedhead)
Suri Cruise and Brooklyn Beckham sitting in a tree… (Defamer)
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Ben- does not blame -nifer any longer (SeriouslyOMG)
Anna Wintour in couture Cthulhu (POTO)
Madonna is a diva? PERISH THE THOUGHT! (DailyStab)
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Happy Mother’s Day to two of Hollywood’s finest (CandyKirby)
Hayden Panettiere happy to play for the other team (ImNotObsessed)
Wino of the Woods (DListed)
Kiefer cuffed! (JustJared)
Jenna Bush’s wedding photos (CeleBitchy)
Brad Pitt’s new body art (SplashNews)
Retouch My Body: the video! (PerezHilton)
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Tom Cruise explains himself (CeleBitchy)
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Paris Hilton is engaging in substitution, but it’s better than the alternative (PopSugar)
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Agyness Deyns to make out with another girl’s boyfriend (TheRadReport)
Best (Worst?) Hollywood hellraisers (HolyMoly)
P Puff Diddy Daddy has a star on the Walk of Fame, now stuck with a name (SeriouslyOMG)
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Obama is a Hills groupie (IBBB)
Miley Cyrus does something decent for a change (ImNotObsessed)
Stars! They’re just like us! They love free donuts too! (JustJared)
The Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon love child (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Valentino: Orange FAIL (Popbytes)
Megan was a light-fingered Fox (CelebritySmack)
David Blaine keeps his mouth shut for 17 minutes, 4 seconds longer than I thought he could (CeleBitchy)
Pink Floyd’s pig is an ironic cultural critic (SeriouslyOMG)
Gape at Christina Ricci’s long-lost twin! (CandyKirby)
Gasp at the humongous tips left by Johnny “Has-No-Human-Flaws” Depp (GabbyBabble)
Wipe that frown off your face with Frownies! (IBBB)
Ashley Olsen will show you her tiny gerbil teeth (CelebWarship)
Open wide, here it comes, Miley (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Katie Holmes soon to star in the Camp Gold Base Follies production of “The Day the Clown Cried” (AgentBedhead)
Gosling protests for poultry! (ICYDK)
Dr Teeth not included: Rocker stage name stories (Spinner)
Amy Winehouse has a love bite (PopSugar)
New York’s great eccentrics (Gawker)
The Curse of the Beautiful People! (Defamer)
Miley Cyrus seriously needs to keep her mouth shut (DailyStab)
Angelina wipes that smile off Gwyneth’s face (ImNotObsessed)
Paris Hilton’s boyfriend writes the soundtrack to her next cavity search (CelebritySmack)
Gwyneth Paltrow wears what the Manolo tells her to (JustJared)
Renee Zellweger, charter member, Starfuckers Incorporated (DailyStab)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and My Little Pony: which one of these is slumming? (CandyKirby)
Shia LaBoeuf may or may not have gotten lucky(? if you call it that) (WendyWayrad)
John Cusack refers Paul Leydon to the hand (JeanJacketsBad)
Bloody Hell! Pete Doherty is insane (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
JLo goes all, like, Alpha Mommy on Nicole Richie (IBBB)
Adrien Brody is marrying retired Aunt Selma from Miami Beach? (ImNotObsessed)
Flat busted: Amy Winehouse arrested (People)
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Harrison Ford’s Brazilliant deforestation PSA/man-on-man chest waxing video (Defamer)
Celebrity cosmetic surgery slideshow (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Betty and Veronica: still best frenemies (CounterfeitChic)
Madonna is a natural beauty on “Today.” And what planet? (DListed)
Mariah Carey to turn Empire State Building gay (HollywoodRag)
Heidi Fleiss on her high horse again (WOWReport)
The happy(?) couple: Carmen Electra and Rock Himbo #3 pose for engagement pix (Websters)
Encounters with Seth Green (Mollygood)
Jonas Brothers kill and bury Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash’s musical cred (MTVBuzzworthy)
Clay Aiken thinks people from Omaha are stupid (EvilBeet)
Rachel Zoe is one cougar who never changes her spots (GoFugYourself)
Scientology teaches Katie Holmes to speak in tongues (CeleBitchy)
Scientology’s niece speaks! (AgentBedhead)
The Good Soldier: Link challenge accepted (AgentBedhead)
NHL/Hollywood doppelgangers (Defamer)
Hey, big spender! TomKat blows $100,000 on Suri’s birthday party (GabbyBabble)
Smelling a trend: Julia Roberts is “naturally fragrant” (Ecorazzi)
Kelly Clarkson is a naturist (TheBlemish)
Paris Hilton doesn’t stay at the Moscow Hilton, got banned from Moscow Hyatt (TheRadReport)
Spears Family a living example of laissez-faire divinity (WendyWayrad)
A waiting world salivates: OJ Simpson vs Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice! (AgentBedhead)
Harriet Carter and the penis leaker? (IBBB)
Laurie Anderson finally makes an honest man of Lou Reed (CelebWarship)
Miley Cyrus, literatus? (People)
Will Ferrell still willing to work with children (DailyStab)
The Revenge of Grace Jones: hot male celebs who look like lesbians (CityRag)
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Also missing: Lake Bell’s neck (WebstersIsMyBitch)
MarkeyMarkMarkIII (ImNotObsessed)
Mariah Carey not a breeder: call from Alicia Keys on line #1? (CelebritySmack)
Elijah Wood in: Sex and the Spaghetti (CandyKirby)
Amy Winehouse is British youth’s top heroin heroine (NewMusicExpress)
Kumar goes to U Penn without Harold! (Celebitchy)
Rachel McAdams is a Genius Barfly (JustJared)
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American Idol, kiss, KISS (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Tila Tequila has a series and Paris Hilton doesn’t: justice? (Dlisted)
Meet Your Master: New Nine Inch Nails single free for download tonight (TheRadReport)
Katie Holmes vs Victoria Beckham: pretty hate machines (Defamer)
Every day, every one, is exactly the same to Karl Lagerfeld (Gawker)
With teeth: Hillary Duff’s veneers (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Why does James Frey get all the love in the literary world? (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend is something Ashley Olsen can never have (CelebritySmack)
That’s what Richie Sambora gets (for driving drunk) (CelebrityDirt)
You know what you are, Paris Hilton? (CelebWarship)
The line begins to blur: Pulp Fiction, by William Shakespeare (Metaquotes)
Help me, I am in fashion hell (CandyKirby)
Happiness in slavery available to Ashton Kutcher at my house any time! (DailyStab)
Sanctified: yes, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married (ImNotObsessed)
Natalie Portman down in it, not quite down with it (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Jessica Simpson’s ringfinger/finger ringer? (IBBB)
Guns ‘n Roses’ terrible (eternal) lie (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Connor Cruise doesn’t bite the hand that feeds (JustJared)
As Wikipedia describes this 80s classic by Corey Hart:
The original lyrics for the song were about a totalitarian society that made everyone wear their sunglasses at night; however under pressure from Hart’s record company to make something more marketable, the song was altered to be more “romantic”.
Totalitarianism under the guise of romance? What an absurd notion, who would possibly let that sort of thing happen to them?
Henry Rollins, gay icon (WendyWayrad)
The honeymoon is over for Beyonce and Jay-Z (Yeeeeah)
Debbie Gibson has a scary Spanish stalker (WhizbangPop)
CNN reporter in speed bust (CeleBitchy)
Celebrities celebrate 420 (CityRag)
A narrow escape for a cinematic classic: Tom Cruise as Edward Scissorhands? (HolyMoly)
Jude Law morphing into your creepy, manorexic uncle (SplashNews)
Heath Ledger may have taken The Method too far (Gabsmash)
Pete Doherty’s credit is good? (TheRadReport)
The incredible Tony Romo impregnation juggernaut? (CelebrityDirt)
Gary Busey soon to be as homeless as he appears! (CelebritySmack)
TomKat is the very picture of marital bliss (DailyStab)
Happy Birthday, Suri! (CircusHour)
Fundie fashion fun (Mollygood)
Evan Rachel Wood is over Marilyn Manson (or at least her face is) (JustJared)
Mariah Carey walks out on her fans (PerezHilton)
So I was browsing the internet and accidentally stumbled upon a picture of someone with all their clothes on. Now, I’m hoping it won’t happen again, but when I saw this lady I was struck with how much she looks like Scientology Queen –a.k.a Our Lady of Guadaloony– Kat(i)e Cruise.
Seriously. If I told you that Posh dragged Katie into one of those Olde Tyme Photo Studio and Saltwater Taffy Emporiums you would totally believe me right?
Big besos to the first Ayyyy! reader to guess the identity of our Victorian mystery mom.
