Ayyyy!

Anybody got a patch kit? Although Jack is 72 years old, he’s still more man than a Katie Price blowup doll can handle. That’ll teach him to shop at Walmart!

All fit-bodied individuals, but can you tell which one has had a bit of surgical assistance with their pecs?

Well, you can’t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it’s a business obligation, it’s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo)

Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters)

Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip)

Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL)

Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields (SeriouslyOMG)

Lenny Kravitz gives good face (Popbytes)

Katie Price has trouble with this “Dignified silence” thing (UKPopSugar)

Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school (JustJared)

Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself (INO)

The Farrah Fawcett Story (GabbyBabble)

Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners (EvilBeet)

Gordon Ramsay’s bonbon (HolyMoly)

Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he’s not as gross as his fans (Handbag)

Party at Colin Farrell’s! (Celebslam)

Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter (DailyStab)

Suri Cruise->Amy Winehouse? (AllieIsWired)

Tabloid Wars! (AmyGrindhouse)

Fellini outdone? Nine trailer (BusyBeeBlogger)

Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization (CeleBitchy)

Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life (AgentBedhead)

Hey folks do you have a tendency to hear more than one voice in your head? Split personalities call for a variety of styling tools so make sure the end product meets with the approval of the entire gang!

Miss Venezuela may have won Miss Universe this year but at the other end of the spectrum, it looks like Katie “Jordan” Price walked away with the Miss Vegas Showgirl Who Wandered into a Booksigning title.