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Run Cindy! Run back to your husband and children while the night is still young. Otherwise one thing will inevitably lead to another and you will awaken to find yourself feeling terribly ashamed, with only a lousy t-shirt to show for it.

Kid Rock Arrested – Nation Yawns, Scratches Self, Changes Channel

Manolo the Shoeblogger — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:46:23 +0000

Manolo says, once again, America’s dimmest rock star, Kid Rock, has had the brush with the law.

Police said Ritchie [Kid Rock] was finishing up a post-show meal at a Waffle House on Buford Highway about 5:15 a.m. Sunday when a customer recognized a woman in his entourage and began exchanging words with her.

Ritchie joined in the altercation, which soon escalated into a physical fight between the rocker and the man, Harlem DeJon Akins, 39.

Soon, five other men in his entourage — including the guitarist and the bass player in his band, Twisted Brown Trucker — jumped into the fray, and the fight spilled from inside the restaurant into the parking lot, said police spokeswoman Mekka Parish.

When the brawl ended, Ritchie and his group got into their tour bus and left the scene. An officer pulled the bus over at Buford Highway and Lenox Road, and all five men were booked into jail on the misdemeanor battery charge.

Few phrases in the English language are as indicative of the depressing condition of modern pop culture as the words “Kid Rock and his entourage at the Waffle House”.

Night of a Thousand Imbeciles

Manolo the Shoeblogger — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:56:55 +0000

Manolo says, here below is photographic evidence of why the Manolo has labeled the MTV Video Music Awards, Night of the Thousand Imbeciles…

Baby Huey, Rap Star.

Doug Henning, Circa 2007.

The Argument for Chemical Castration, and Female Companion

Publicly paw me, you tattooed hunk of an ex!

The lowest common denominator, minus one.

It is hard to imagine the more dispiriting crop of morons, dimwits and imbeciles than those on display last night.