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Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)

Riders on the storm: the Hoff, Lily Allen, and more (AgentBedhead)

Jodie Foster is an officer and a gentleman (DListed)

Merry Christmas from the Cruises (DailyStab)

Tour Kiefer’s cell! (Defamer)

Laurence Fishburne sez don’t toke and drive! (CelebritySmack)

Jack Frost makes a housecall to Amy Winehouse’s nostrils (HolyMoly)

Kiefer’s mugshot hotness! (GabbyBabble)

Shields and Yarnell and Knightly (GoFugYourself)

Amy Winehouse upgrades the shoes; unfortunately, not the rest of her life (HolyCandy)

Today’s Hell Freezes Over story: Aniston to spend the holidays with Brad’s folks (Popbytes)

Vivica A. Fox turns herself in, perhaps hoping to room with Kiefer (PopOnThePop)

Johnny Depp, still single, still pretty (Glosslip)

Lucy Liu goes Ninja on paparazzi! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney threatens BFF Paris. (HollywoodBackwash)

Zac Efron may not be world’s most macho male (DerekHail)

Eva Mendes goes skyclad for PETA (JustJared)

Cindy Crawford is still dancing on tables (JanetCharltonsHollywood)

Ricky Martin outed, pores-first! (Mollygood)

The George Clooney quiz (ivillage)

Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (raincoaster)

PRINCE HARRY IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!! (USMagazine) (ed note: don’t we have a bigger font for this?)

The first rule of writing about Tom Cruise is: you don’t write about Tom Cruise. Oh crap! (CeleBizzy)

MI6 announces the new Bond Girl. Pretty, sexy, completely unknown as per usual (MI6News)

Tats for Cash: the LeBron James/Nike deal (TheClothezline)

Workin’ it old-skool: the 1977 JC Penney catalog (15-minute lunch)

Angelina is a perfectionist who can’t get anything right (WebstersIsMyBitch)

But Brad Pitt’s got her back(side) (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Saint Bob adopts other people’s children, changes their names. Where’d he get that idea? (AgentBedhead)

24: the unaired pilot! (CollegeHumor)

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton breed! (CelebritySmack)

Courtney Thorne-Smith also sperminated, but prettier, nicer and younger (CelebrityBabyScoop)

How to make yourself look hot: be photographed between two Amy Winehouse impersonators (Bastardly)

Heather Mills is a one-legged bitch and illegal wiretapper (Dlisted)

RIP Donda West; prayers for Kanye (Gabsmash)

How Father Time stole Teri Hatcher (BringingBloggingBack)

Amy Winehouse’s enabler arrested. This is why heroin addicts are never secret agents. (Yeeeeah)

Kate Hudson gives up on Owen, picks Heath Ledger as substitute blond (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Garner’s prick (ASocialite’sLife)

Justin Timberlake makes sure his is still there (HolyCandy)

Reese Witherspoon’s son has career aspirations just like yours! (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney Spears style alert: Defcon 1! (TheMeatScale)

The latest OJ Simpson trial starts (IDLYITW)

Halle Berry’s boobs at BAFTAs (Egotastic)

Liz Taylor may be past her sell-by date (Mollygood)

Giorgio Armani, Queen of the Eighties (TheMeatScale)

Britney Spears, terror of the streets (WOWReport)

Kate Middleton, future barista? (Radar)

Supermodels hit the runway…at LAX (PopSugar)

Jack Nicholson has words of advice for young people (Goldenfiddle)

Brad Pitt’s long-lost Pringles commercial (JustJared)

Christina Ricci, owl monkey impersonator (TMZ)

Conan O’Brian met his stalker (CelebSlam)

Kiefer Sutherland parties on (Mollygood)

George Clooney on his first time  (ImNotObsessed)

Neverland is safe! (PerezHilton)

Far more of Mickey Rourke than you ever wanted to see (HolyCandy)

Fabio and Clooney: the romance novel (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Owen Wilson, barefoot in the park (DailyStab)

Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh faceoff (HollywoodOffender)

Nobody likes Tom Cruise, not even nice people (Dlisted)

Farrah Fawcett still alive, tanned, and with fabulous hair (CelebritySmack)

Kelly Clarkson cleans up real good (D*anasDirt)

Winona Ryder is Spock’s Mom (Defamer)

Kate Moss parties with a Drag Queen (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who look like they smell (CeleBitchy)

Jenny from the cell block (GoFugYourself)

The five unsexiest women alive (Maxim)

Kate Moss as the Debbie Harry Zombie (AgentBedhead)

Backstreet’s back! (DailyStab)

Michelle Rodriguez is lost for 180 days (TMZ)

Paris Hilton to annoy Kiefer Sutherland in jail (CelebritySmack)

Britney stands up kids, judge. Again. (I’mNotObsessed)

Penelope Cruz is dating down (HolyCandy)

Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight continue to avoid one another (USWeekly)

Amy Winehouse seeks freedom, fries (GlossLip)

Sarah Jessica Parker covets the scent of superior styling (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

American Idol’s Corey Clark could be touring the slammer soon (WizbangPop)

Reese Witherspoon works the red carpet without Jake (EvilBeetGossip)

Victoria Beckham’s forehead of pebbly doom (Mollygood)

Famous Hookups: just what it says (FamousHookups)

Ricky Martin rocks the sysadmin look (TheMeatScale)

Britney and Jamie-Lynn attacked! (Adeline and Hazel)

Kiefer Sutherland hasn’t got time to plead not guilty! (TMZ)

But he does have time to do 48 days (PerezHilton)

Charlie Sheen’s girl is a RealDoll (Defamer)

Lindsay Lohan is high on puns (OK!)

Hoff is off! (the wagon) (Mollygood)

Linday Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco…wait, what? (Mr.Paparazzi)

Forward Britney’s resume to HR! Thank me later (HolyCandy)

TomKat out to dinner, not lunch (I’mNotObsessed)

Nicole Richie’s baby bump gets bigger, browner (DailyStab)

Jude Law IS Celebrity Dave (AgentBedhead)

Vince Neil’s wife, Amanda Lepore? (CelebritySmack)

Tom Cruise’s blackmailer’s death “suspicious.” You don’t say? (CeleBitchy)

Has Angelina Jolie had a schnozzoplasty? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney is never living this one down (Jossip)

Britney passed her drug test (DListed)

Tinsley Mortimer’s poncho, life are not like yours (ParkAvenuePeerage)

Victoria Beckham to play flying monkey? (TheMeatScale)

Jennifer Lopez keeps mum (GirlsTalkinSmack)

John Stamos plays doctor at Disney World (JustJared)

We’re back, and linkier than ever!

Timberlake in leather (blogger faints) (DailyStab)

Lindsay is positive! about using drugs, that is (PopCrunch)

Kimberly Stewart’s boobs are lopsided (AgentBedhead)

Britney wears underwear! (CelebritySmack)

Mena Suvari’s new look (I’mNotObsessed)

Do NOT watch Mariah Carey pee! (HolyCandy, and don’t worry; it’s not a video post)

Farrah Fawcett’s alternative cancer therapy (CeleBitchy)

The Curse of Howdy Doody (WOWReport)

Angelina Jolie: still employable (USWeekly)

Nicole Richie’s stripper heels (Jossip)

Carl Lewis’ new vibrator (Gizmodo)

Britney has one for the road…on the road (EvilBeetGossip)

Ben does not beat Jen (ICYDK)

Dylan McDermott is back on the market! (BricksAndStones)

Jailbird Paris Hilton is the Halloween Costume of the Year (Seattle PI)

Kelly Ripa rocking the Gollum look (Dlisted)

Britney Spears Art Exhibit, y’all! (CityRag)

Kiefer Sutherland DUI charges (Defamer)

Seth Green is That Crazed Britney Spears Fan Guy (DailyStab)

Kiefer Sutherland vs Japanese Schoolgirls (Agent Bedhead)

Press Button, receive gossip blogs (Celebrity Smack!)

David Beckham takes it off (I’m Not Obsessed)

Demi Moore in Indecent Expenditure (Holy Candy)

Lindsay Lohan, Angel of Death (Cele bitchy)

Rachel Zoe is thin, tan, famous, hallucinating (Dlisted)

Britney, Madonna, and the jihadi death threats (WOW Report)

Mena Suvari’s mane attraction (Hollywood Backwash)

Shar Jackson and the T-Shirt of Vengence (Evil Beet)

Peaches Geldof is no Fifi Trixibelle (Sassybella)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Tanzanian legends! (PerezHilton)

Lance Armstrong sues pet charity (The Iron Whirlygig)

Justin Timberlake diseased, punned upon (Archie’s Archive)

Amy Winehouse vs Pete Doherty…both losers (Celebrity Scrap)

Kiefer Sutherland worships like nobody else! (Defamer)