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Earl Grey and Lemon Curd Tarts Links

nb: No disrespect to the lemon curd is meant. I’m sure it’s just really, really friendly.

Zombie Kate Hudson wants brainssssss (Lolebrity)

Metallica hates music downloaders, loves trophy wives (AgentBedhead)

No, Megan Fox, that’s not why people think you’re trashy (DailyStab)

Like father, like son: Ryan and Redmond O’Neal busted for meth (CelebritySmack)

Like father, like son: The Brolins have Bromance (Defamer)

Anne Hathaway is a cruel, cruel woman (CandyKirby)

Anonymous gets Sarah Palin’s email deleted (Gawker)

Stayin’ Alive gets the zombie treatment from Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly (HolyMoly)

Harriet Carter is a fan of Wyld Stallyns! (IBBB)

Britney’s backslidin’ y’all (Websters)

Kate Hudson in London does that “when in Rome thing” (Popbytes)

Top Ten Signs Your Dress is Too Slutty (Yeeeeah)

Yes, it’s okay to hate Gwyneth Paltrow again (PopSugar)

Rosario Dawson shows off her pressed hams (DailyMail)

Meet Sarah Palin’s witch doctor (Mollygood)

Hugh Hefner is a friend with REAL benefits (CeleBitchy)

Keira Knightley, on her last legs

Let's do the Monster Mash!

Oh the burden of being the most sought after actress for period costume dramas! The pressure to be eternally young and beautiful and sliver thin and ready with a charming pout for the camera! The tremendous weight of carrying around bug netting and its many tiny victims! No wonder the poor girl is about to keel over. 

Engelbert Humperday Links

Yes, I know I’ve used that joke before. What can I say? I’m just stale because I’m out of gin.

Sir Elton John will snort Lily Allen under the table (Websters)

John Mayer’s drunken wish for POTUS (CelebrityDirt)

The US dodged a bullet with this one (GabbyBabble)

Chelsea’s getting an assist from a pornstar Lately (CelebuWreck)

Alexa Ray Joel: It’s Just Fugly to Me (CandyKirby)

Henry Rollins has even creepier penpals than I do! (AgentBedhead)

Dave Letterman can afford to be gracious (CelebritySmack)

It’s Hot Britney, bitch! (CelebWarship)

It’s Britney at the VMA’s again, bitch! (EvilBeet)

Keira Knightly isn’t sarcastic at all! (DailyStab)

Miranda Grosvenor’s blog? (CelebritiesAndTelephones)

Formerly pregnant teen sends pregnant teen a present; it’s not news, it’s US politics (CeleBitchy)

Play the Joker Lookalike Contest! (Defamer)

Jason Priestly has a beard just like John Travolta! (DListed)

Will has grace (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Moss, working girl (Radar)

The Republicans hate Palin (Mollygood)

Mullets for ‘Merica! (CityRag)

The Great Link Forward

Madonna knos how 2 whistle (Lolebrity)

Pete “999″ Doherty saves the day! (AgentBedhead)

Kylie Minogue is legion! (CelebritySmack)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are canine collectivists (DailyStab)

Viggo Mortensen will outnumber his Oscar competition (Defamer)

Obama’s celebrity Cabinet (Gawker)

Britney Spears gets a job! (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s epiphany caught on camera (IBBB)

Princess Diana dug up and made to promote Keira Knightly film (ImNotObsessed)

Paula extends mixed welcome to new Politburo member (POTP)

Roberto Cavalli shares his clothes out to the Miley/Marcia collective (JustJared)

Matthew McConaughey believes in an equal division of labour (PopSugar)

Pornstar hooked on opiate of the masses? (DListed)

Canuckistanis cannot be killed! (Mollygood)

Madonna redistributes capital (Websters)

Put a lid on it! (CityRag)

Dancing with the Stars work group forms (SeriouslyOMG)

London’s mayor now wanted by Beijing … dead or alive! (raincoaster)

Iced Tea and a Waterfall Links

Yor so vayn; Stallone and Madonna (Lolebrity)

Kiwi superstar! Liveblogging the Giant Squid of New Zealand (TePapa)

Woody Allen considering switching teams for Javier Bardem? (AgentBedhead)

Time after time Cyndi Lauper lays the smackdown on George W. Bush (CelebritySmack)

Keira’s singing inspired by Amy Winehouse (LARagMag)

Charlie Sheen once again gunning for Douchebag Daddy of the Year (CeleBitchy)

Baby Branding: so hot right now! (CelebWarship)

Would you work for Diddy-Squat? (Crunk+Disorderly)

Eva Longoria says she refused to wear skimpy outfits (DailyStab)

MGM bomb threat! (Defamer)

Celebrity Drunkface (CityRag)

Rage Against the Machine’s fans enraged, malevolently robot-like (IDLYITW)

Emmy Rossum confuses me too, kid. (JustJared)

Katie Holmes brings the 80′s back (DListed)

Sisterhood of the Travelling IForgotMyPants (PopSugar)

Kathie Lee Schadenfreude!!!!! (EvilBeet)

Have we ever thought of just letting the Confederacy go? (Mollygood)

Brangelunacy Live! (CandyKirby)

Miley Cyrus’ moneymaker makes $124 million a year (GabbyBabble)

Bob Saget roasted to Full City House levels (IBBB)

Are you fake gay too and just don’t know it? (Radar)

This is the BEST JOB IN THE WORLD AND I WANT IT! (Websters)

Scotty is Lost In Space! (raincoaster)

John Gotti Jr arrested for mob crimes! OMG! Stop the presses! (Gawker)

Hollywood, a forest of beautiful trees

In full bloom

And so we learn that Hollywood celebrities are not that much different from inhabitants of the tree world. Without adequate hydration and sunlight, their bark peel away, colourful blossoms wilt and sturdy branches wither into dried-up twigs more suitable for kindling.

Fluids, more fluids..

Reader question: Sexy long fringes

Q: I haven’t changed my style in years .  I’m thinking of getting one of those sexy long fringes that you see on models in the magazines. Will this change my life for the better?  Please let me know - I’m just so tired of looking at the same old thing in the mirror every morning and I’m about ready to snap like Naomi Campbell at Heathrow Airport’s lost luggage counter. 

A: Yes, if done properly (by a highly skilled stylist who wields their scissors like a thing of incredible magic) a long fringe can result in immeasurable improvement for those with a glaring fivehead, a chin that is the byproduct of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s coupling or a jaw that could cut glass. Just make sure you don’t go too long, otherwise you could end up tripping all over the place.

Go long, go strong>

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A Dallas Cowboy’s struggle to adopt (BlackCelebrityKids)

Blake Lively h8s kritikz (Lolebrity)

Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move (GabbyBabble)

David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs (PopSugar)

Diddy discusses manscaping (CandyKirby)

Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids (ImNotObsessed)

Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck in the R Kelly trial (Crunk&Disorderly)

Pete Doherty does TOO know how to bathe (AgentBedhead)

Jack Black, the Doctor Frankenstein of breakfast cereal (DailyStab)

Gisele makes the Mischa mistake (CelebritySmack)

One dog down, one to go (People)

Jodie Foster loses her sh*t (TheBosh)

Kiera Knightly is a bobblehead (Websters)

American Idol loser is airport terrorist? (IBBB)

Mickey Rourke, testicle inspector (Yeeeeah)

How to date an Olsen (Defamer)

The Amy Winehouse Well Duh (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Brangelina is insatiable! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney’s with Jamie-Lynn for the birth while Dad is selling her house (CeleBitchy)

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