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Sexy Sexy Links!

raincoaster — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:15:09 +0000

I’m sorry, people, do we really have to go over this after all this time?

Charo cannot be upstaged. It cannot be done. Stop trying.

And now, it’s time for our Sexy Links. Enjoy them with a sexy cocktail like the Big Blue Sexy:

Sextradited! Julian Assange is going to Sweden! (raincoaster)

and how much do they make busking in that lobby anyway? (Ayyyy)

Dinner with Julian could get sexy! (Manolofood)

Steve Martin is a spammer! (raincoastermedia)

Marlon Brando is rollin’ dirty! (Lolebrity)

The King must be hard up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan can afford a car? (BusyBeeBlogger)

How to Kreate a Kardashian (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Let them eat Paris Hilton’s birthday cake! (CelebritySmack)

Champagne wishes and caviar … nails? (CelebVIPLounge)

Making money this way is still more respectable than doing Glitter (CeleBitchy)

EVERYBODY’s a Material Girl (DailyStab)

Buy some Bieber! (Earsucker)

It’s a living, eh Natalie? (FitFabCeleb)

Kiki Drunkst spent her allowance on eyeliner (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Rosie O’Donnell is gonna have to get a job now! (HaveUHeard)

Also, she was trying to auction off her Plus One (INeedMyFix)

Is there MONEY in being an internet troll? (PoorBritney)

The Donald is just pissed Rihanna is richer than him (PopBytes)

and for this she gets $5million a picture (SeriouslyOMG)

I’d pay good money to have seen this live (TheSkinny)

Flashback!

raincoaster — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:09:43 +0000

Well, well, well, look who got a Time Machine to celebrate New York Fashion Week? Set the dial for “Seventies Fabulous” Jason, and let the good times roll (on old-skool skates).

Costume Institute Gala fashion roundup

Spirit Fingers — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:32:24 +0000

What was this year’s theme do you think? “Stuff you wouldn’t normally be caught dead in”?

Kirsten Dunst and Benicio del Toro, facing off

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:36:47 +0000

It’s not clear whether these two are competing for the title of Pastiest Complexion or Most Unflattering Angle of the night – but either way there can be no real winners in this ghastly little contest.

As the night wears on

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:55:39 +0000

If you’re thinking that Kirsten Dunst is looking slightly knackered above, you might want to consider checking back in a bit later in the night. It now becomes clearer which are the “Before” and “After” pictures, doesn’t it?

Energy Drink and Granola Bars Links

raincoaster — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:16:25 +0000

Kirsten Dunst sez: ohai this ar seckshool assawlt (Lolebrity)

Miley Cyrus sez: Meet the boyfriend! (CelebuWreck)

Diablo Cody sez: I may be a badly-inked-up ex-stripper in a muu-muu with a sad robot fetish and twenty dollar Buster Brown haircut, but I’m still better than any of you (Defamer)

Pete Doherty sez: THIS is what became of the likely lads (AgentBedhead)

Elle MacPherson sez: please don’t tell Naomi or Kate! (DailyStab)

NYPost Columnist sez: kittens deserve to die (CelebritySmack)

TomKat sez: our love can never die! Never! Never, I Tell You! Hahahahahahahahawhat? (CandyKirby)

Pearl Jam(?) sez: HR Pufnstuf, where’d you go when things get rough? (raincoaster)

John McCain and Sarah Palin say: watch me pull a polar bear out of my hat (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Zuzu sez: every time Courtney Love flips the bird an angel gets its wings (CelebSlam)

Victoria Beckham sez: I’m 90% less plastic now! (CeleBitchy)

John Mayer sez: at least my Blackberry loves me! (PopSugar)

Madonna sez: hey, big deal! The guitar was eighteen! (SeriouslyOMG)

Sarah Palin sez: I don’t need to hear that Tina Fey! (PopEater)

Lindsay Lohan sez: Stay Gold! (Dlisted)

Decision time: Kirsten Dunst or Mary-Kate Olsen

Spirit Fingers — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:04:12 +0000

Here we are forced to consider which would be more noticeable to a fashion watcher’s discerning eye: the lack of a well-constructed hem or the lack of pants all together. What would be more acceptable to you, dear readers?

Reader question: Post-rehab chic

Spirit Fingers — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:37:11 +0000

Q: I recently checked out of rehab and guess what, all the spa treatments, shopping and fine dining really really worked wonders. How do I showcase the new improved me?

A: They say that green is the colour of renewal so I encourage you to go forth and make it your own. Show the world that they dragged you away kicking and screaming trussed in nothing more than a drab hospital gown, only to re-emerge through the dirt as fresh as a budding shoot! Cap off your look with the simple innocence of daisies, looking as if they’ve sprouted from washing your hair with rainwater. The Cirque Lodge may never have had a better success story!