Ayyyy!

You may need to avert your eyes after a few moments, but which do you find more dazzling – the lip-glossed smile or the sequinned pants?

That would be “Nottie” (AgentBedhead)

Yoko Ono lays the smackdown on a Lennon-grabber (Celebitchy)

Actually, we don’t like Lindsay Lohan most of the time (Yeeeeah)

The New York Celebrity Death Map (Gridskipper)

Bai Ling bailed (Defamer)

Hayden Christensen isn’t gay, he’s just emo (Gawker)

Scarlett Johansson is a Blind Melon fan. Natalie Portman, not so much (GoFugYourself)

Amy Winehouse covers her tits for once (CelebritySmack)

Ewan McGregor is the new Chris Crocker (GabbyBabble)

The Olsen Twins are a couple of bags (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Johnny Knoxville’s close call (GoneHollywood)

Nick Lachey shills blinged-out Hot Wheels (DailyStab)

Hilary Duff’s duff choice (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, supermodel, crimefighter (HolyMoly)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard spend Valentine’s Day together (ImNotObsessed)

Billy Baldwin skips out on a lunch tab (Mollygood)

I am cougar: hear me roar (Cityrag)

Tom Cruise forces Katie Holmes to lose an “I” (ASocialitesLife)

Indy Fever begins! (EvilBeet)

Lily Allen is a 16-Hour Party Person (PerezHilton)

Boy Wonder no more: Chris O’Donnell is Man Wonderbread (Websters)

Britney Spears IS: the Bionic Woman! (AgentBedhead)

How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Dublin? Jonathan Rhys Myers knows! (CelebritySmack)

Guess the celebrity whale tail (LiquidGeneration)

Heidi Klum forgot her pants, whale tail (GoFugYourself)

The UN takes on Amy Winehouse, will sendiCanadian peacekeepers to Notting Hill (Mollygood)

Kanye breaks down onstage (StereoHyped)

Alicia Keys is a ninja at the AMA’s (TheMeatScale)

Putting the “whatever” in Model/Actress/Whatever (CrabbiesHollywood)

Jessica Alba is not a morning person (DailyStab)

RIP Mister Whipple! (DListed)

The Hoff takes a bite out of Pamela Anderson (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

Julia Roberts shows off her new baby (PerezHilton)

Julia Roberts steals Handicapped parking spaces (Scandelerious)

13-year-old Amy Winehouse on her hopes for the future (WendyWayrad)

The Redemption of Omarosa (Defamer)

Kim Kardashian vs Beyonce: duelling junk (D*anasDirt)

Naomi Campbell: what an ass (Bossip)

Kristen Bell and her boxer (ImNotObsessed)

Give Thanks: KFed gets the kids for Thanksgiving (EvilBeet)

Owen Wilson, beach boy (Celebslam)

Simon Cowell is a Botox bohunk (US)

Vince Vaughn could cornrow his nosehairs (JustJared)

Sorry, it was there. I had to use it.

Larry Craig and the Village People get their groove on! (Disembedded)

Celebrities love Mr. Bones (Jezebel)

Life after Xena for Lucy Lawless (AgentBedhead)

LiLo’s new BF jilted his fiance for her (with bonus mug shot goodness) (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson as: Hooker Bride Barbie! (DailyStab)

Colin Farrell and Natalie Portman do good (GlitteratiGossip)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, not so good (GoFugYourself)

Donald Trump disses George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. Start the countdown to the assassination (HolyCandy)

LAPD investigates Orlando Bloom’s car crash (I’mNotObsessed)

Raising Suri Cruise by the book: Dianetics (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Michael Jackson on Kid Nation? Uh, so to speak. (JustJared)

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia not dating (OK)

Victoria Beckham cracks a smile (PerezHilton)

Kate Moss debuts her Joan Collins tribute collection (MollyGood)

Taye Diggs hotter even when goofy than any man you know (PopSugar)

Ellen DeGeneris releases the hounds (TMZ)

Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons, their kids, and Djimon Hounsou at the Pumpkin Patch (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Paris Hilton dumps another one (TheRadReport)

Celebrities cheat on their taxes too! (TheJellyfisher)

Debra Messing’s got a new job (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)

Nice top, Bell. Just one question. When the Whitesnake tape is finished with one side do I have to flip it over or will your car radio cleavage do it automatically?