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Saturday Caption Contest Results: Twilight Edition

Seems like we scared off the Twihards, who didn’t dare blaspheme their golden couple in the comments. But that never stopped us! We’ve got a winnah!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner Meet Young Fans

minky Says:
November 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Worst karaoke version of “Stumblin’ In” ever.

Congrats and imaginary swag to minky! Surely the powers that be will grant me no more appropriate moment in which to bust out the Alfonso Ribeiro/Carleton Banks Breaking and Popping How to Breakdance video:

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Saturday Caption Contest: Twilight

Here are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the smelliest sex symbol in the world, asking YOU to give it your best shot in the comments.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner Meet Young Fans

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Ashlee Simpson’s tragic blindness

Has she gone Ray Charles on us, or is that vodka in there?

Ashlee toasts the fashion world

That’s the only thing I can think of to explain the combination of dark glasses and this top, which I’m pretty sure is from the Garanimals Husky Girl Fall/Winter ’74 Collection.

UPDATE: The Petites version of that selfsame collection made it to the red carpet yesterday, courtesy of Kristen “Colorblind” “Now Stop F-ing Asking Me If We’re Dating” Stewart.

Kristen Stewart's pitstains are monstrous

Those have to be the world’s most corrosive pitstains.

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Hump Day Links: Hugh Jackman

Although he may be a little childish…

Hugh Jackman gets in touch with his inner child while spending the day at the park with wife Deborra and daughter Ava

there’s really no question that Hugh Jackman is well-adjusted.

Hugh Jackman takes a second to adjust himself while walking to the park with his wife Deborra and daughter Ava

Paris Hilton’s truth in advertising (Lolebrity)

Michael Jackson, still dead (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion shooting blanks (AmyGrindhouse)

Shakira: wigger, PLEASE! (HolyMoly)

Eat, Pray, Love, Get A Really Bad Bathtub Bleach Job (BusyBeeBlogger)

Emanuel Ungaro calls Lindsay Lohan “Destroyer of souls” (CeleBitchy)

Marlee Matlin tells world to STFU, get a life (HollywoodInsider)

I’m the Gossip Queen of the Universe!!! (CelebritySmack)

Yet more Robert Pattinson pix (TenGossip)

Emma Watson is, like, totally a commie pinko satanist (CelebJihad)

Kathy Griffin and the Fresh Prince: is this what you call the Dream Team? (SeriouslyOMG)

And the Nightmare Team: Brandon Davis and Avril Lavigne (PopBytes)

Smells like…Has-been! (LitelySalted)

Lilo is cutting (AllieIsWired)

Levi gets out of his Levis for Playgirl (TheAwl)

Kate Moss is a furry (UKPopSugar)

Why is NOBODY talking about Wino’s new freckles? (ICYDK)

Find SamRo a new girlfriend (CityRag)

oh wait, someone already found her one (Gawker)

Behold the moose knuckle of Robert Downey Jr (DailyStab)

Kristin Stewart lets a 4-year-old dress her (INO)

Carrie Prejean to put her video experience to good use (GabbyBabble)

The country music a-wars (EvilBeet)

Who’s the wind beneath Rihanna’s buffalo wings? (JustJared)

Francomania! (Movieline)

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Kristen Stewart takes personal protection seriously

2009 Teen Choice Awards, Gibson Amphitheater, Universal City, California

I always thought it meant condoms (or maybe bodyguards?) but then I never had to deal with jealous Twilight fans. This chastity belt from the Beyond Thunderdome Collection might be just the thing to encourage those without personal boundaries to keep their distance. I’m ordering one for my next blind date.

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TGI was Friday yesterday, wasn’t it? I’m a little fuzzy. Links

Seriously, two Strongbows and I was down for the count. My liver’s gotten soft during the dry spell. As a proud Irish-Canuck, I’m mortified. But, of course, as a proud Canuck, I can always get another liver for free.

Trent Reznor is nervous (AgentBedhead)

Instead of watching television, you could just watch really, really stupid people all the time (AmyGrindhouse)

Lohan banned (BusyBeeBlogger)

Rihanna recovers from apparent temporary brain injury (CeleBitchy)

Bruno is out (CelebritySmack)

Blog commenters have more sex (Gawker)

Which reminds me, have you commented in the caption contest yet? (TeenyManolo)

or the Celebrity Dad Faceoff? (TeenyManolo)

Johnny Depp saves lives? (EvilBeet)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is legal! (DListed)

U2’s latest charity case (CelebuWreck)

Kylie is an unnatural beauty (GabbyBabble)

Getting it too right (GoFugYourself)

Robert Pattinson a dick at Dicks on Dicks (INO)

Ashton Kutcher topless and…and who cares what else? (JustJared)

Announcing the best chest in the world (raincoaster)

Hollywood’s golden couple reunites (SeriouslyOMG)

The Jade Goody retrospective (UKPopSugar)

Why has Jamie Oliver got it in for Bob Geldof? (HolyMoly)

Kristen Stewart talks about some howlers (TenGossip)

Seth Rogen will make the little babies cry (Websters)

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