Pants that come with their pockets already ripped out? What an ingenious way to foil those pesky pickpockets (especially those that lurk about in suspiciously shiny lycra and mesh getups)!
Madonna knos how 2 whistle (Lolebrity)
Pete “999″ Doherty saves the day! (AgentBedhead)
Kylie Minogue is legion! (CelebritySmack)
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are canine collectivists (DailyStab)
Viggo Mortensen will outnumber his Oscar competition (Defamer)
Obama’s celebrity Cabinet (Gawker)
Britney Spears gets a job! (CandyKirby)
Lindsay Lohan’s epiphany caught on camera (IBBB)
Princess Diana dug up and made to promote Keira Knightly film (ImNotObsessed)
Paula extends mixed welcome to new Politburo member (POTP)
Roberto Cavalli shares his clothes out to the Miley/Marcia collective (JustJared)
Matthew McConaughey believes in an equal division of labour (PopSugar)
Pornstar hooked on opiate of the masses? (DListed)
Canuckistanis cannot be killed! (Mollygood)
Madonna redistributes capital (Websters)
Put a lid on it! (CityRag)
Dancing with the Stars work group forms (SeriouslyOMG)
London’s mayor now wanted by Beijing … dead or alive! (raincoaster)
Just be thankful Kylie Minogue decided to add an extra K on the end. Otherwise it could have ended up more awkward than having someone’s hand firmly wedged against your perfectly formed backside in order to maintain the entire troupe’s centre of gravity.
Somebody takes the Link Challenge to a new, post-literary level (CelebritySmack)
The twiglets strike back: celeb on pap violence (Defamer)
Sienna Miller flees the country after Pap Attack (PopSugar)
All hail Zombie Captain America! (AgentBedhead)
Guess the celebrity rack! (Derober)
Marilyn Manson is trying to kill Evan Rachel Wood (ImNotObsessed)
Kylie Minogue spins her web of domination, brings executioners (StyleDash)
Perez Hilton to assault your closet! (OK!)
The Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show airs a new episode (Radar)
Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show moved to new location: lockup (DailyStab)
Pregnant Old Nicole Kidman knifed in back by Amelie actress (CeleBitchy)
Kelly Osbourne attacks an innocent sidewalk and a defenceless wall (DListed)
Grand Theft Auto wipes out the competition (LifeLine)
Pete Doherty will kill him (SeriouslyOMG)
Lindsay Lohan is mean, ugly (PopSugar)
Karl Lagerfeld is a gun-toting seal. Get Kiefer Sutherland to club him already! (GoFugYourself)
Old pinko hippie vegan to give away album, singlehandedly crush recording industry (PerezHilton)
Happy Birthday, Cougarman! George Clooney is 47 (ImNotObesessed)
Would you be the filling in an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn sandwich? (CelebrityDirt)
Attack of the Slash! (TheRadReport)
Dustin Hoffman farts in Tom Cruise’s general direction (HolyMoly)
Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour’s dream date (CandyKirby)
Ashley Olsen is no Elizabeth Hurley; Mary-Kate is no Joey Heatherton (Websters)
Uma Thurman’s stalker is a man of convictions. Felony convictions (GabbyBabble)
Pete Doherty on the loose! Lock up your crack! (SeriouslyOMG)
Mister Amy Winehouse may not be entirely respectable (TheSun)
Kate Moss in bondage, lingerie, matrimony, and gainful employment (AgentBedhead)
La Lohan is light-fingered (TheBlemish)
Ant-Man rides the Iron Man’s shiny coattails to new movie deal (Defamer)
Heath Ledger dolls selling like mad (Gawker)
Mariah Carey may have a brain under that weave: she got a prenup (CeleBitchy)
It’s SIR Kylie now! (UKPopSugar)
Beck is back, bitches! (PerezHilton)
Amy Winehouse’s brain makes a break for it, digging escape hatch now (CelebritySmack)
The Chronicles of Narnia, live at Barnes & Noble (JustJared)
Oprah’s critics pick wrong target (Bossip)
Drew Barrymore heckles for charity (WendyWayrad)
Naomi Campbell’s body fluids are felonious (CelebWarship)
Woody Harrelson is built, bald, and bare (Defamer)
Luciano Pavarotti pulled an Ashlee Simpson (Gawker)
What are the Presidential candidates like in bed? (TheStranger)
William and Harry react to the verdict in the Princess Diana inquest (PerezHilton)
Botox: it’s all about a jarring lack of self-awareness (CircusHour)
Demi Moore’s bloodsucking leeches (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Victoria Beckham attempting takeover of “Baby Spice” role (Mollygood)
Britney’s partner in fashion crime to be Christian Audigier (Styleguide)
The Britney-FedEx breakup starts a trend (ImNotObsessed)
Kate Moss weighs 98 pounds soaking wet: the proof! (ICYDK)
Like shooting fish in a barrel: Rob Lowe blackmailed! (HuffPo)
Kylie Minogue speaks out about breast cancer (CeleBitchy)
Whitney Houston’s boobs and Dionne Warwick’s face at Muhammad Ali’s Fight Night (Bossip)
Tom Ford is Gay James Bond (DListed)
Britney hitches her star to the comeback tour bus (CelebSlam)
Sharon Stone’s basic instinct is to keep her knees together, thankfully (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Hayden Panettiere terrifies a small child (WWTDD)
Jessica Alba wore black to her baby shower (DailyStab)
Ashlee Simpson vs Mariah Carey (Yeeeeah)
Vlad loves Georgie (KnowledgeIsPower)
Tony loves Georgie (raincoaster)
Stop Uwe Boll, save the world! (AgentBedhead)
V for Valtrex attends wedding (CelebritySmack)