Carey Mulligan Cannes do!
Yet another snap from a Cannes photocall, in this case for the Great Gatsby (or the Mediocre Gatsby if you believe the reviewers). In this shot, director Baz Luhrmann congratulates Carey Mulligan on her brilliant re-purposing of an ironing board cover and a pair of maternity pants.
Funny, I wouldn’t have called her a dog, but I guess her new boyfriend is a furry. Wash that picture out of your mind with a couple of tall Salty Dog cocktails and enjoy your gossip links.
Happy Halloween from 1928 (raincoaster)
This Bear Jew takes no prisoners (Lolebrity)
How to dispose of the body (ManoloFood)
US now exporting celebrity wingnuts (CelebrityBeehive)
Crocman stalks Hollywood! (Ayyyy)
Shirley Manson recycles Garbage (AgentBedhead)
Jason Statham is unsafe at any speed (BusyBeeBlogger)
Katy Perry has a bad case of Russell Brand (CeleBitchy)
If these two crazy kids can’t make it, then who can? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Cougar keeps her dog on leash for now (CelebritySmack)
Horrifying celebrity Halloween costumes (CojoStyle)
So that’s ONE blind item solved (DailyStab)
Beyonce returns from Sweden (EvilBeet)
The scent of revenge! (GabbyBabble)
Katy and Russell get even more bull (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Demi Moore tortures a child (GoFugYourself)
Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume is definitely not a Treat (HaveUHeard)
Rihanna dresses up for Halloween (INeedMyFix)
Leo DiCaprio is going to be a serial killer (JustJared)
She has FANS? (PerezHilton)
The greatest musical triumph since Springtime for Hitler (PoorBritney)
Kristy McNichol is ageless (SeriouslyOMG)
Whoa, they aren’t messing around anymore! I’d like to know who down at Headquarters okayed that hiring decision.
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I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do? (Lolebrity)
World’s cutest octopus (raincoaster)
These boots were made for stalking (Shoeblogs)
Why dress well? (ManoloBig)
This is a pervy poultry fancier’s dream come true (TeenyManolo)
Stacked! (ManoloHome)
New Dork Times (ManoloBrides)
Bill Murray previews Amy Winehouse’s retirement plan (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian prison chixploitation script writes itself (BestWeekEver)
Jennifer Aniston raises a stink in London (BricksAndStones)
I’d do that all the time if I were a Lohan (BusyBeeBlogger)
Whoopi brought her friend Harvey on the View (CeleBitchy)
A heaping hunk of himbos (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Ben Affleck’s Batcave (CelebrityMound)
Katy Perry gives a generation of fanboys diabetes (CelebritySmack)
Foxy Brown performs her version of “New Moon” (Crunk+Disorderly)
I could make a tart joke but I’ll just say “bun in the oven” (DailyStab)
Twit o’ the Day: LindsayInJail (Twitter)
Is this the long-awaited Hilton sister porno? (DanasDirt)
Some people will do ANYTHING to be like their favorite star (EvilBeet)
Forget Zardoz: Hail ZDROK! (FourFour)
Beauty and the Geeks (GabbyBabble)
STOP! In the name of fug! (GoFugYourself)
Kim Kardashian ->Victoria Beckham? (HollywoodBackwash)
Hey LOTR nerds! It’s BloomsDay! (HollywoodRag)
The Big Babeh Bummer (INeedMyFix)
Leo lays it out (HaveUHeard)
The strangest strap-on I have ever seen (IBBB)
16-year-old learns to dress herself (JustJared)
Situation Normal…rest of them AFU (MaterialBitch)
Britney Spears is team LAY OFF ME (PerezHilton)
Natalie Portman’s swan song (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Katie Price is so not G-A-Y (UKPopSugar)
We’ve lost her (PopBytes)
V for…vajayjay? (SeriouslyOMG)
The Martini Navratilova is perhaps one of the most perfect cocktails ever invented: injury and cure in one, with a dash of wit. Most recipes are a standard mix of classic cocktail ingredients, but my favorite recipe is more basic, as well as more amusing: vodka and Gatorade.
All eyes on Katy Perry (CelebuWreck)
Beyonce stars in Tron 2.0 (DListed)
Gwyneth Paltrow needs to lay off the herbals, eat a sammich (AgentBedhead)
Gee, if these two crazy kids can’t make it as a couple, what hope is there for the rest of us? (CelebritySmack)
Jesse James is an outlaw! (DailyStab)
Cosmetic surgeon saves America! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Ellen comes out against Prop 8 (CeleBitchy)
Ode to Papouli (IBBB)
Brother Barack can come out now (Jewcy)
Leo DiCaprio passes the torch to Zac Efron (PopSugar)
Jean-Claude van Damme is back, bitches! (Defamer)
CliffNotes: A Trainwreck Named Winehouse (CandyKirby)
Suri Cruise will stiff the playground valet and he will LIKE it (CelebWarship)
Gwyneth Paltrow attends children’s charity event in a brewery (ImNotObsessed)
The celebrity couple’s in trouble when HIS fashion choices make it into the article (JustJared)
Sloppy Seconds and the City (Mollygood)
Puppycam! (SeriouslyOMG)
Don’t quit your day job, Ashton (Websters)
Putin sez: You CAN see Alaska from here! (Lolebrity)
Alaskans say: You CAN see Russia from here! (Radar)
Kurt Cobain’s ashes up in smoke? (AgentBedhead)
Barbies of the rich and famous (SeriouslyOMG)
Oprah’s mom is a deadbeat (CeleBitchy)
TJ Hooker’s police blotter (CelebritySmack)
Megan Fox has gender identification issues (DailyStab)
Melissa Etheridge is going to make an honest woman of Tammy Lynn Michaels (DListed)
Simon Pegg vs Ricky Jervais is the new Paris vs Lindsay (Defamer)
Celebrity moose knuckles (CityRag)
Sarah Palin blows a wicked flute (Gawker)
THIS time Jennifer Aniston is taking no chances (Websters)
Leo DiCaprio wants kids (ASL)
The new look from Paris: carny! (CandyKirby)
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr are the new Watson and Holmes? (UKPopsugar)
So, what WAS Britney on last night? (Defamer)
She’s on downers and solitude now. Countdown to Goth comeback album… (CelebritySmack)
Starbucks stock drops after Spears lockup (PerezHilton)
David Lynch hates your iPhone (Gawker)
Gerard Butler, closet karaoke cowboy (AgentBedhead)
Heather Mills stars in A Return to Homelessness (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan puckers up like a sugarplum fairy-hag (DailyStab)
Paris Hilton gives Kelly Osborne her first (Dlisted)
Matthew, Fox (sorry, “Matthew Fox”) spills Lost spoilers! (JustJared)
Potted celebrities (Cityrag)
Leave Chris Crocker alone! (EvilBeet)
Lydia Hearst as Pebbles Flintstone, porn star (GoFugYourself)
Jennifer Aniston baby bump watch barren (HolyCandy)
Avril Lavigne responds to a good Dom (ImNotObsessed)
Woman slashes Leonardo DiCaprio with a broken bottle, flees to Canuckistan (Mollygood)
Time after time…and this one’s after its best-before date (Websters)
L’Oreal kidnaps most of Scarlett Johanssen’s nose (Scandelerious)
Although she paid someone to take away some of it already (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
A night of passion with Robbie Williams (AgentBedhead)
Brad Pitt sobers up for the kiddies (CelebritySmack)
Donnie Osmond’s almost drug bust (Starpulse)
Vincent “Vampire” Gallo vould luff to meet chou (GoFugYourself)
Suri Cruise is a two-fisted drinker (HolyCandy)
Jennifer Aniston’s secret wish (I’mNotObsessed)
Colin Farrell discusses his son’s cerebral palsy (ICYDK)
Leo DiCaprio manorexic? (TheSkinny)
Lindsay Lohan, Playboy Bunny possibility? (Egotastic)
Small, bedraggled Olsen creature attends Calvin Klein event (JustJared)
Sienna Miller’s graveyard grope session (TheMeatScale)
Anthony Kiedis joins The Embarrassing Parent Club (TheSuperficial)
Jessica Alba’s hot wheels (CelebrityCarParade)
LiLo is back, beyotches! (CelebrityNation)
Alicia Keys’ wetsuit (YoungBlackAndFabulous)