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Sarah Fawcett-Majors (WOWReport)

Isaac Hayes sticks it to $cientology from beyond the grave (AgentBedhead)

Allegra Versace needs a sammich! (EvilBeet)

America the very attractive in a tight t-shirt (FourFour)

Lord Karl chats with an airconditioning duct (GoFugYourself)

Lily Allen got Grey Goosed (UKPopsugar)

Beyonce is changing her name: to SYBILL (HollywoodBackwash)

Chloe Sevigny rocks the Charlie Chaplin as an Emo Carny look (ImNotObsessed)

Sarah Palin wants a son called Zamboni (Mollygood)

Michael Madsen just overtired, not insane (WizbangPop)

Carrie Underwood and Wax Carrie Underwood both look like Carrie Underwood impersonators (CelebritySmack)

Seth Rogen prefers to be cuddly (DailyStab)

Sulu strikes back at The Shat (Defamer)

Won’t you pray for the marginalized of Hollywood? (Gawker)

The Palin wardrobe through history (DailyBeast)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Coleman vs Fairbanks (TeenyManolo)

America’s Next Top Recap (IBBB)

Lindsay Lohan too Ugly for Betty (SeriouslyOMG)

Paris Hilton is a dollface (Websters)

Steve Bing, ladykiller? (CandyKirby)

Hey, I may be a snob, but I’m a snob who isn’t too proud to take the open bar in whatever twisted form it chooses to manifest in, especially when I’ve been working at an art project all day. Pass the peanuts!

Birth, christening, DNA test, court order: Miss Manners, David Spade on Line One (AgentBedhead)

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS 3! (DailyStab)

The Women are no Clare Booth Luce! (CelebritySmack)

Meat puppet vs producer:Hollywood Smackdown! (Defamer)

Lily Allen gets into another fight at a party (HolyMoly)

McCain wins the monkey vote (Gawker)

Karl Lagerfeld, wanted man (FakeKarl)

Intern George will solve your life (GoFugYourself)

Frantically clutching husbands: the Olympic event (CandyKirby)

Tommy Lee is pleased about blogger self-abuse! (IBBB)

So will Lilo do PlayGIRL instead? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney puts her meat through the grinder (Mollygood)

Brad Pitt handles the transition from Venice to CENTRE OF THE BLOODY UNIVERSE with grace (JustJared)

Pete Doherty costs me five bucks (SeriouslyOMG)

Perez Hilton is slim, handsome, and still completely ridiculous (Websters)

Yes, I know I’ve used that joke before. What can I say? I’m just stale because I’m out of gin.

Sir Elton John will snort Lily Allen under the table (Websters)

John Mayer’s drunken wish for POTUS (CelebrityDirt)

The US dodged a bullet with this one (GabbyBabble)

Chelsea’s getting an assist from a pornstar Lately (CelebuWreck)

Alexa Ray Joel: It’s Just Fugly to Me (CandyKirby)

Henry Rollins has even creepier penpals than I do! (AgentBedhead)

Dave Letterman can afford to be gracious (CelebritySmack)

It’s Hot Britney, bitch! (CelebWarship)

It’s Britney at the VMA’s again, bitch! (EvilBeet)

Keira Knightly isn’t sarcastic at all! (DailyStab)

Miranda Grosvenor’s blog? (CelebritiesAndTelephones)

Formerly pregnant teen sends pregnant teen a present; it’s not news, it’s US politics (CeleBitchy)

Play the Joker Lookalike Contest! (Defamer)

Jason Priestly has a beard just like John Travolta! (DListed)

Will has grace (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Moss, working girl (Radar)

The Republicans hate Palin (Mollygood)

Mullets for ‘Merica! (CityRag)

Harry Potter and the crack pipe of doom? (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse is grounded! (DListed)

Mary-Kate sips around (PopSugar)

Can you give David Beckham a hand? (AgentBedhead)

Tatum O’Neil experiences the cruel and relentless beatdown of Rich White People’s Justice (CeleBitchy)

Pete Wentz is Out (CelebritySmack)

Celebrity sideboob (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie is normal (DailyStab)

Cynthia Nixon looking rather fiercer than usual (EvilBeet)

Get into Dita von Teese’s lingerie (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen to collaborate, end up killing each other (CelebWarship)

Michael Lohan: the shallow end of the gene pool speaks! (ImNotObsessed)

Is Naomi Watts pregnant again? (Us)

Every Leftie’s dream: torturing Christopher Hitchens (Gawker)

Rush Limbaugh will never go hungry (Mollygood)

Zac Efron is so hardcore (JustJared)

2 Royals, 1 hat (Lolebrity)

A philosophical analysis of 90210 2.0 (IBBB)

50 reporters give their best O-face (Gawker)

27 years of taking crap from Lionel Richie (CelebWarship)

Jack Black subtracting butt chins (AgentBedhead)

Madonna - Guy = $? (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton cut in two! (GossipOrTruth)

Pete Doherty’s figures don’t add up (HolyMoly)

Surgeons subtract baby’s extra penis (DListed)

Jessica Alba needs more zeros for baby pix (PopSugar)

Lindsay, Lily, and Sam’s ménage à trois (ASL)

PETA has a special surprise for the Olsen Twin’s 22nd birthday (DailyStab)

Add up the celeb (ImNotObsessed)

Heidi does the math: ATM = ? (CandyKirby)

Kiefer tries a hat trick (GabbyBabble)

Steven Spielberg picks a number: one billion (Defamer)

The $200,000 Rickroll (EvilBeet)

Seven videos, one chef (disembedded)

Trent Reznor puts out for you (AgentBedhead)

John Lennon ar tha lolrus (Lolebrity)

Boy George gives up lucrative retailing career to follow Muse (SeriouslyOMG)

The Trials of a Supermodel/Single Mom (CelebWarship)

Shocking behind-the-scenes coverage of the A-List Awards (IBBB)

Miley Cyrus dates a man seven years her senior (Yeeeeah)

Juliette Lewis is Speshul (Websters)

Top Five Celebrity Breakups: the rest are British people of whom you’ve never heard (HolyMoly)

Lily Allen doesn’t know how Roofies work. Also: the combination of beer, vodka, Champagne, and gin (CeleBitchy)

From Meth Addict to Mom (People)

Ed McMahon a casualty of the sub-prime mortgage crisis like any regular joe (DListed)

Hulk Hogan blames the victim: court records (Dissfunktional)

Xzibit’s parenting advice (BlackCelebrityKids)

Shania Twain blogs about her breakup (ImNotObsessed)

Paris Preggo? Oh noes! (DailyStab)

O how sharper than a Shia’s tooth… (CelebritySmack)

Britney downsizes (JustJared)

Dear Elisabeth Hasselbeck (WhatWouldJaneAustenDo)

Rachel Ray: whut she say? (Lolebrity)

Pete Doherty attempts to go anonymous on YouTube, fails, buys bad art of exes (AgentBedhead)

Lily Allen seeing pink elephants! (CelebritySmack)

Lily Allen a little green this morning, red in the face (SeriouslyOMG)

Queen Latifah is not taking Jenny Craig’s calls (IBBB)

Prince William in uniform (ASL)

Prince Harry in a dinner jacket (DListed)

Sienna Miller dumps Rhys 2.0 over phone, not over Rhys 1.0 as reported (CeleBitchy)

Guess the celebrity feet (People)

Drew Barrymore gets a tongue piercing and a new piece of arm candy (PopSugar)

Dr Who commits incest! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Jessica Alba will never drown (Websters)

Angelina will give birth naturally (ImNotObsessed)

Myspace Mischa (DailyStab)

Nick Hogan’s crib (CandyKirby)

Dick Cheney gives West Virginia to the Democrats (GabbyBabble)

Smells like…Avril Lavigne? (JustJared)

Tyra = God? (FourFour)

Gary Hart: only career dead (Radar)

The Celebrity Bare-Baby-Bump-Belly Club (Defamer)

Madonna steelz frum Liza (Lolebrity)

Kate Moss adjusts her high beams (AgentBedhead)

Former singer Aguilera discusses her greatest assets (GabbyBabble)

Demon-haunted Amy Winehouse needs some exorcise (FemaleFirst)

Naomi Campbell, serial cellphone assaulter, dates up: a con artist (UKPopsugar)

Do they have an alibi for when Harrison Ford’s camera was stolen? (DailyStab)

Shania and the Other Woman (CelebritySmack)

Kim Kardashian, dissected (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The first rule of shopping for TomKat is, you don’t talk about shopping for TomKat…or you get a C&D (CeleBitchy)

Angelina plans to tip the nurses well: $20 million for birthing expenses (Life&Style)

Do you doubt I am rich? (raincoaster)

Keanu romance is a Wino-no (OK)

Newest Teletubbie discovered outside London pub (ImNotObsessed)

Natalie Portman would look good wearing used Kleenex, and here’s the proof (CandyKirby)

Josh Groban is into bears (SeriouslyOMG)

The Return of FedEx! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston’s wedding pix (IBBB)

Sharon Stone proudly flies the cougar flag (DListed)

Simon Cowell apologizes. Yes, you read that right (BittenAndBound)

That’s hot! Paris Hilton as an Old (EvilBeet)

Britney’s big Vegas comeback possiblymaybe? (ShowbizSpy)

Nick Hogan not enjoying incarceration as much as he thought (Mollygood)

Phoebie Price: Cannesed Chikkin Cutletz (Lolebrity)

Claymates are a different breed (Mollygood)

Nicole Kidman is barefoot and pregnant and nude and on the cover (JustJared)

Martha Stewart’s double entendre (Websters)

Diddy’s duds do a dong good(YBF)

Prop-powered penis protest (HolyMoly)

Lily Allen’s zipper problem (SeriouslyOMG)

The Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston, defying all odds, turns into girl you’d take home to mom (ICYDK)

Scientology is a cult, and saying so can get you arrested (AgentBedhead)

Madonna apparently stealing Liza Minnelli’s old clothes (ImNotObsessed)

Top 50 Man Candy! (OK!)

Emos Unite! My Chemical Romance protest! (DailyStab)

The crazy cat lady recommends… (IBBB)

Pete Doherty makes the cover: of Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol Weekly! (CandyKirby)

Founder of NKOTB and Backstreet Boys gets 25 years (GabbyBabble)

Steven Tyler is back in rehab (CelebritySmack)

25 funniest people in the US (EW)

25 least funny people in the US (Defamer)

Jodie Foster opens a new can of…no, I can’t finish that joke. I have STANDARDS! (DListed)

Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)

How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)

The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)

Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)

Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)

Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)

The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)

Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)

Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)

LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)

Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)

Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)

Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)

Patrick Swayze’s dismal diagnosis (Defamer)

The 5 best faces of Patrick Swayze in Ghost (BWE)

50 gayest songs of all time (SameSame)

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are dancing, but who’s the fool? (AgentBedhead)

Salma Hayek prefers boys. Sorry Penny! (Dlisted)

Catherine Zeta Jones has some body image issues (GabbyBabble)

Demi Moore allegedly does not? There’s no justice! (CelebritySmack)

Conflicted Matthew McConaughey designs the very t-shirts he spurns (E!)

The Amy Winehouse soap opera continues apace (Yeeeeah)

Mary-Kate Olsen better keep her monkey paws off mah mayun! (Star)

Daniel Radcliffe faces serious death threats, gets SAS guards (Celebitchy)

Shar Jackson sticks up for FedEx (Bossip)

The Anna Nicole Smith movie: words fail (JustJared)

Julia Roberts and Ozzy Osbourne? (Cityrag)

Smells like…Daddy’s concert! (CelebNewsWire)

Best comedy of the last 30 years is…a joke! (HolyMoly)

Lily Allen is hospitalized for depression (EvilBeet)

Ben Stiller is pumped, Robert Downey Jr is black. Huh? (DailyStab)

The Vampire Lestat will return! (PerezHilton)

Diablo Cody and the Case of the Missing Million Dollar Shoes (Defamer)

Christina Aguilera is down and out and firing everyone in sight (Gawker)

Julie Newmar does NOT go commando (Jezebel)

Vanessa Paradis is Superwoman (AgentBedhead)

Christie Brinkley is terrified of cosmetic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The infamous Spaghetti Incident (CelebritySmack)

Daniel Radcliffe’s Halle Berry Oscars moment (Dlisted)

Ruper Grint, meanwhile, picks up Lily Allen (HolyMoly)

Amy Winehouse just needs to know the love of a good lotion (EvilBeet)

Brad Renfro’s memory was not invited to the Oscars (Mollygood)

Bourne is back! (ICYDK)

Cher, or Drag Cher? (Cityrag)

Jennifer Aniston puts her eggs on ice? (ASocialitesLife)

KFed’s time is money: your money (Jossip)

Anderson Cooper blogs on the Lawrence King hate crime (JustJared)

Whoopie Goldberg’s Oscar snub (Celebitchy)

Prince is old. DAMN. (Bossip)

Joan Van Ark not technically dead, but Professor Van Helsing is on standby (Gabsmash)

Gary Busey explains himself (TheBlemish)

Madonna is free! (DailyStab)

Round three hundred and eighty-two goes to Jen (CircusHour)

A shopping guide for Oscar party jewel thieves (ImNotObsessed)

Somebody’s fucking Josh Brolin (Websters)

Marion Cotillard wears Cthulhu Couture to the Oscars (GoFugYourself)