Ayyyy!

Steve Jobs: caption different! (Lolebrity)

Megan Fox, the Sarah Bernhardt of our time? (AgentBedhead)

Having sex with Brad Pitt not good enough for Angelina Jolie (CelebWarship)

OMG photos of the Chosen Cereal and the Chosen Couch! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Are we entirely sure Christian Bale and Britney Spears are not related? (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears is a shape-shifter (CityRag)

Bindi’s birthday bittersweet (DerekHail)

The most perfect sperm donor in the world speaks out (CelebritySmack)

Angie told: Eat a sammich, biotch! (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse has a new gig, puts on some weight (DListed)

Heather Mills is not God (JustJared)

Alanis Morissette commits a cardinal sin (ImNotObsessed)

Is NOTHING blasphemous anymore? (Mollygood)

Sienna Miller needs advice from Jude Law, Jeremy Piven (CandyKirby)

X-rated? Or D-listed? (GoFugYourself)

RonLo/SamSay: they’re in, they’re out, they’re on, they’re off (Radar)

The Jonas Brothers: Good boys gone bad? (Websters)

Let’s see here that’s 40…

80…

120…

160!

160 Miles of bad road!  See kids, math is FUN.

Ashley Kaufman can has dysfunctional famlee, recording contract? (Lolebrity)

Heidi Fleiss, failed madam, successful reality show star (WOWReport)

A-Rod behaving like a free agent (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Is this a musical which I see before me,
The Beckhams the subject? Come, David, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. (SeriouslyOMG)

Jake Gyllenhaal is a swordsman (ASL)

The pregnant woman/man gives birth (LilSugar)

England hates America: REVOLT! (Radar)

Jay-Z keeps slaves? (PerezHilton)

Chris Martin: a boob saved by boobies (Mollygood)

Anderson Cooper is in the Advocate and he doesn’t care who knows it (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Jack Black stole his mom’s stash (ImNotObsessed)

Chace Crawford hearts the cougars (JustJared)

What not to wear…LIVE! (GoFugYourself)

Relive the Rave! (FourFour)

Christie Brinkley will soon be free of that creep (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan beats the odds, makes it to 22 (Defamer)

Matt Damon no longer sexiest man alive (DailyStab)

Coming soon: a mysterious poisoning in Afghanistan (Crunk&Disorderly)

Shockingly, Katie Holmes fails to sell more than a million dollars in tickets (AgentBedhead)

Harry Potter and the crack pipe of doom? (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse is grounded! (DListed)

Mary-Kate sips around (PopSugar)

Can you give David Beckham a hand? (AgentBedhead)

Tatum O’Neil experiences the cruel and relentless beatdown of Rich White People’s Justice (CeleBitchy)

Pete Wentz is Out (CelebritySmack)

Celebrity sideboob (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie is normal (DailyStab)

Cynthia Nixon looking rather fiercer than usual (EvilBeet)

Get into Dita von Teese’s lingerie (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen to collaborate, end up killing each other (CelebWarship)

Michael Lohan: the shallow end of the gene pool speaks! (ImNotObsessed)

Is Naomi Watts pregnant again? (Us)

Every Leftie’s dream: torturing Christopher Hitchens (Gawker)

Rush Limbaugh will never go hungry (Mollygood)

Zac Efron is so hardcore (JustJared)

Brits Gone Wild (AgentBedhead)

Dolph Lundgren ar happy 2 c u (Lolebrity)

Guess who’s up for a super soaking? ( ImNoObsessed)

Vegan smackdown: Pamela Anderson vs everyone (CelebritySmack)

Miley Cyrus 7 Things (DailyStab)

Give It To Me (ImNotObsessed)

David Beckham is a wanker (DListed)

Quantum of Cyrus (Defamer)

Quantum of Solace trailer (EvilBeet)

The blogging addiction claims another life (CandyKirby)

Prince Harry goes commando (GabbyBabble)

Jessica Biel succumbs to Myspace (JustJared)

Broadway on strike! (PerezHilton)

Lohan’s girlfriend’s brother turns down the opportunity of a lifetime (CeleBitchy)

Trump dumps Hathaway (MSNBC)

Fame has an expiry date (Mollygood)

Colin Farrell has banger, needs mash (Lolebrity)

Russell Simmons’ child support just got a little pricier (BlackCelebrityKids)

The quiet, dignified world of competitive athletics gets a new hero (AgentBedhead)

Six Hollywood secrets (Derober)

The Stars of 1993 (CelebritySmack)

Uma off the market (People)

Lilo’s secret sister (DailyStab)

Nicole Richie to write a cookbook (OK)

Sarah Larson (remember her?) stiffs staff (CeleBitchy)

Mini-Me’s sex tape partner is mad (WWTDD)

Hugh Jackman is…hmmmm…wha?…was I saying something? (CityRag)

Celebrity Ego Chart Fun! (EvilBeet)

Matthew McConaughey shouldn’t rely on the kindness of strangers (PopSugar)

Charlize Theron fears the blogs! (ImNotObsessed)

Dmitiri the phone-stalker stalked! (DListed)

The Mary-Kate/Spencer feud (Defamer)

Paris Hilton’s lost twin found! (CandyKirby)

Emile Hirsch rocks the Rimbaud look (JustJared)

Hawt or Nawt: Young John McCain (Raincoaster)

Naomi Campbell, trash collector (CandyKirby)

da hedlynz. dey rite demselvz (Lolebrity)

Omarosa makes The Bitch Switch (DirtyDirtDirt)

Breaking: Reality tv has standards! (CelebWarship)

Calum takes his Best shot at Lindsay Lohan (GabbyBabble)

50 Cent gives Taco Bell his two cents (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse is down for the count (CelebritySmack)

Hathaway hath a haircut (DailyStab)

Shia Labeouf sets off alarms (ImNotObsessed)

No love for the Love Guru (CeleBitchy)

Michael Jackson’s kids photographed (CityRag)

Tom Selleck’s driving down these days (AllieIsWired)

Kelly Ripa is a Tippi Hedren impersonator (DanasDirt)

Jaden Smith takes after his dad (Websters)

My Little Celebrity Pony? (BuzzSugar)

Helen Hunt and the wonders of Photoshop (CelebSlam)

Mandy Moore is NOT dating the elderly Canuck (PopSugar)

A Spears in college? Never! (IBBB)

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are cruel to their son (DListed)

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds act out the Canada/US relationship (lolebrity)

The Hogans are the Oedipus and Elektra of the B-List (CelebuWreck)

Tom Cruise’s lawyer invokes Godwin’s Law on Dr. Drew (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Winehouse is dealing crack (CelebrityDirt)

“Tila Tequila is a political power broker” isn’t a metaphor, it’s a stretch (AgentBedhead)

Beyonce is a work of art (CelebritySmack)

Jimmy Buffet is a natural (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ashlee Simpson is showing (HollywoodBackwash)

Angelina Jolie is a pig! (DailyStab)

Ned Flanders at the beach! (DListed)

Marcia, crossed (ImNotObsessed)

Milk of human kindness curdles after a certain age (CandyKirby)

I know who killed my career (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse is a size queen (NowMagazine)

Brad’s boxes in box-office boxing match (ASL)

Dita von Teese hosts Ebony and Ivory party (UKPopSugar)

Kiefer Sutherland, engaged(?) is eager to demonstrate his kwyut diggnitty (lolebrity)

Katherine Heigl bites the hand that feeds (Defamer)

Obama’s firing! Obama’s hiring! (Gawker)

Blaaaaaaaake Incaaaaaaaaarcerated takes out a hit on Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Daniel Craig gives Quantum of Solace the finger, or part of it (SeriouslyOMG)

Why do insects hate America? (CandyKirby)

George Clooney hates fake boobs (CelebritySmack)

Mark Wahlberg and everyone in England hates David Beckham (POTP)

Michael Madsen’s wife beat him up (Mollygood)

Cameron Diaz pitches a fit over a tee (CeleBitchy)

Jolie vs Aniston, coming soon to a theatre near you (DListed)

Alanis Morissette will make you weep for her, dammit! (Websters)

Cat vs Cake Box (CityRag)

Catalogue of the Damned (IBBB)

Clare Danes distains the paparazzi (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Hudson’s son is hatefully handsy (DailyStab)

Lindsay Lohan in Pains (DanasDirt)

Cheeta has been Cheeted! (PerezHilton)

Chris Martin vs Brad Pitt (JustJared)

2 Royals, 1 hat (Lolebrity)

A philosophical analysis of 90210 2.0 (IBBB)

50 reporters give their best O-face (Gawker)

27 years of taking crap from Lionel Richie (CelebWarship)

Jack Black subtracting butt chins (AgentBedhead)

Madonna - Guy = $? (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton cut in two! (GossipOrTruth)

Pete Doherty’s figures don’t add up (HolyMoly)

Surgeons subtract baby’s extra penis (DListed)

Jessica Alba needs more zeros for baby pix (PopSugar)

Lindsay, Lily, and Sam’s ménage à trois (ASL)

PETA has a special surprise for the Olsen Twin’s 22nd birthday (DailyStab)

Add up the celeb (ImNotObsessed)

Heidi does the math: ATM = ? (CandyKirby)

Kiefer tries a hat trick (GabbyBabble)

Steven Spielberg picks a number: one billion (Defamer)

The $200,000 Rickroll (EvilBeet)

Seven videos, one chef (disembedded)

Sarah Jessica Parker haz a ward robe malfunkshun (Lolebrity)

Trent Reznor doubles his chances of a date Saturday night (AgentBedhead)

Eva Green searching for Trent Reznor’s number (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba talks about the new baby (ImNotObsessed)

Tori Spelling pops (CelebritySmack)

Naomi Campbell threatens a generation yet unborn (DailyStab)

Eva Longoria may be people-smuggling (DListed)

Mark Wahlberg also pregnant (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lindsay Lohan is working on Labour Pains (PopSugar)

Roman Polanski loves children (Mollygood)

Diddy is Daddy (UsMagazine)

Who wore it best: Larry King vs Donald Trump Hair Edition (CandyKirby)

Keith Urban unfamiliar with hippie babywear (Defamer)

Justin Timberlake is not amused (Gawker)

Patrick Swayze ingeniously extends health insurance by going back to work (Radar)

Blaaaaaaaaaaaake to be Incaaaaaaaaaarcerated for several years (CeleBitchy)

Madonna’s roots have roots (CityRag)

Perez Hilton’s clothing line launch mobbed by invisible people (EvilBeet)

Kate Moss can’t even go to the bathroom by herself (ShowHype)

Britney Spears has dim inisht car pass city (Lolebrity)

The first Triple Crown win in thirty years? (TheAspiringHorseplayer)

Lindsay Lohan has more lives than a house full of cats (AgentBedhead)

Vin Diesel is a daddy! (DailyStab)

Evander Holyfield nearly loses ear, may lose house as well (CelebritySmack)

KFed will not be bought! Cheaply! (ImNotObsessed)

Click here and watch your ovaries expload: Prince Harry holding a baby! (DListed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo Mortensen vs Jon Bon Jovi (TeenyManolo)

Willy Nelson is a nut; Jessica Simpson is a speed demon (Defamer)

Lynda Carter reports finding a dead woman in the Potomac (CeleBitchy)

Christina Aguilera misuses the American flag (Yeeeeah)

Jennifer Lopez defects to Moscow, twins nowhere in sight (PopSugar)

Kate Beckinsale is uni-talented (Websters)

They grow up so fast…when their mother is Kate Beckinsale, that is (Mollygood)

Jude Law will have none of your “match the shoes to the outfit” Naziism! (JustJared)

“Do ya feel lucky, Spike Lee? Well, do ya?” (CandyKirby)

Billionaire Nerd is secret sex, drug fiend (PerezHilton)

The first rule of Metallica is, you don’t talk about Metallica (Idolator)