Liza with a ZOMG! (Lolebrity)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: David Boreanaz vs Ewan MacGregor (TeenyManolo)

Perez Hilton explained in math (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Kate Moss and Sly Stallone want you to bend over for them (AgentBedhead)

Paul Newman finishes chemo (CelebritySmack)

John Edwards admits cheating while his wife had cancer (EvilBeet)

Clay Aiken has a baby! (WRAL)

LiLo and SamRon out for her birthday (DailyStab)

Suri Cruise is a natural! (CandyKirby)

Brian Atene: riddle wrapped in an enigma and posted on YouTube (YouTube)

Jessica Simpson pulls the old “Baby on Board” on Tony Romo’s family (CeleBitchy)

Bleachonce not bleached, sez Loreal (EOnline)

Top Five Failed Olympic crossovers (Defamer)

First pic of Clay Aiken’s baby (Gawker)

“Dress” for the red carpet not just a vague metaphor (GoFugYourself)

The quotable Tori Spelling (IBBB)

Levi McConaughey pimps out the murse (Mollygood)

Miley Cyrus in All About Eve (Websters)

Your GenX Moment: Mary Tyler Moore Show reunion! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan throws a lingerie party for her girlfriend (JustJared)

Katie Holmes waxes lyrical on the aging process:

I find that as I get older I am excited to get older. There are more things for me to learn. I realise that I don’t know as much as I thought I did.

I like looking back and seeing pictures of the past because that is ‘who’ I created for me. That is what I was doing. I appreciate it more and more. Every day I try to find out more things about myself. I love changing.

Just continue doing what you’re doing dear girl, and you might achieve the infinite wisdom of Bea Arthur sooner than you think.

Now here’s an award that will come in handy for eviscerating those pesky home intruders and autograph hunters.  So much more effective than those puny statuettes they dole out at the Oscars!