The Manolosphere will accept only the most glamorous waitresses

Shampers all around!!! My friends, we here in the Manolosphere don’t like to toot our own horns (French or otherwise) too often, but today we reached a momentous milestone (or kilometerstone as we say up here in the frozen tundra) and we cannot allow it to pass unsaluted, untoasted, unmarked.

Today we reached:

Dr Evil congratulates Ayyyy

Thank you all for returning to this blog even when I go on a Who Wore It Best A World Famous Celebrity Or An Invertebrate spree. We raise a glass of virtual Moet to all of you and offer a roundup of some of Ayyyy’s favorites through the years.

My future husband (after Viggo)

Lapo Elkann, who is included not only for his elevation to the Best Dressed Hall of Fame but also for obvious reasons.

Lois Aldrin gets her kicks

The irrepressible Lois Aldrin.

Ryan Reynolds, also for obvious reasons.

Nigella Lawson in: Breast Supporting Dress

and Nigella Lawson, because apparently not all this blog’s readers are straight women.

So here’s to you, readers! A toast! To celebrity fashion plates, celebrity fashion plates-that-Julian-Schnabel-got-his-hands-on, and to celebrity breastplates of both sexes. Just one glass can’t hurt, right?

Lois Aldrin rocks the bedazzled Canadian Tuxedo

Yay! Look everybody: it’s Ayyyy favorite Lois Aldrin, with her trophy husband, Buzz. It’s always nice to see a familiar face, even if the eyes are getting farther and farther apart.

Toast Lois and her boytoy with a few Leather and Lace shooters. Lois would do a tray of these entirely hands-free, you know she would.

I’d be the filling in a Steve Jobs/Jeff Goldblum sandwich (Lolebrity)

The Lord of the Kingdom of the Undead does not approve of this floozy (Ayyyy)

Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)

Matthew McConaughey is turning into a greyhound before our eyes (AgentBedhead)

Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)

Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)

She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)

Disney is REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel (EarSucker)

They may be immortal, but they’re still not taking any chances (FitFabCeleb)

Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)

The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)

Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)

Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)

Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)

Lois Aldrin shows that the legs are the last to go (other than the spirit, and the ability to look good in Van Gogh-style prints) and demonstrates more devastating taste in kicks than David Carradine ever dreamed of.