My, my. That’s quite a treasure chest you’ve got there. Model (no specific gender) and Madonna impersonator Gina Lisa Lohfink shows off a corset good enough to eat. Below, more chocouture from the Lambertz chocolate boutique fashion show.
Bill Gates on Manhunt? (raincoaster)
Mr Bean goes to the Spanish Parliament (Guardian)
Iran. Iran so far away (Gawker)
Guido 2.0 (Lolebrity)
Eli Roth hacked and attacked by 200 Mexicans (Twitter)
Remix Trent Reznor (AgentBedhead)
Ellen Photoshops her way into the AI lineup (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz and KStew ambushed! (AllieIsWired)
Lilo is robbed! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Rihanna’s outfit slashed! (INeedMyFix)
Pete and Ashlee hack the paps (CelebritySmack)
Redmond O’Neal busted again (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Mariah Carey’s jewels cased (HolyCandy)
OctoDoc takes the rap (CeleBitchy)
Angel stops cougar attack (DListed)
Celebrities caught in action (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Mischa Barton turns hooker (DailyStab)
The LA Coroner is mystified (EvilBeet)
Sean Penn is a stooge (GabbyBabble)
Madonna takes the rap (INO)
Halle Berry hacked! (JustJared)
Gay blades Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor come out (Movieline)
JSimp’s hairy sitch (PopSugar)
More deets on the Bear Jew Werewolf Shark attack (TenGossip)
Joan Rivers is a threat to national security (LitelySalted)
Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.
Yes, he IS perfect.
Hugh Jackman is missing something (Lolebrity)
Keira Knightly takes out contract on Emma Watson? (AgentBedhead)
So…that’s ONE then. (AmyGrindhouse)
Madonna, you’re no Debbie Harry (CeleBitchy)
Eddie Izzard is awesome, insane (BusyBeeBlogger)
Audience in Wonderland (PopBytes)
Sex tape starlet shows off resulting baby bump (GabbyBabble)
Delusional junkie calls Frances Bean Cobain a liar (CelebritySmack)
The real reason Chris Brown beat Rihanna? (HolyMoly)
Molegate! (PopEater)
Dear Kellan Lutz (TenGossip)
God hates Tori Spelling (LitelySalted)
Nicole Kidman has a lot to hide (SeriouslyOMG)
Street style suckage of 2009 (PopSugar)
Hot Tub Time Machine: the reality (Movieline)
Hugh and Daniel are big money gypsies (JustJared)
Diddy ‘dopted (INO)
Diddy waxed (INeedMyFix)
Miss Piggy on the Tiger Woods scandale (EvilBeet)
Santa hates Octomom (DListed)
My Imaginary Boyfriend doesn’t mind working with Tina Fey (Gawker)
I just knew that Black Eyed Pea
If she didn’t steal it from Katie back in ‘96, she got it from Madonna, any time in the last 30 years.
Cheer up J-Lo, waving goodbye to your thirties isn’t as traumatic as you think. Just wait till you hit 50, then you’ll see what happens to those lovely arms of yours.
What was this year’s theme do you think? “Stuff you wouldn’t normally be caught dead in”?
It was just one of those days. One of those Double Jack Daniels Manhattan days. Actually, it was one of those TWO Double Jack Daniels Manhattan days.
Moving on…
Another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow (HolyMoly)
Lady Gaga NSFAustralia (AmyGrindhouse)
Lindsay Lohan drunk-dials US (BusyBeeBlogger)
Octovision! (AgentBedhead)
Bono goes fishing (PopBytes)
Honestly, who brings their own drugs to a jail visit? (CelebritySmack)
Pink’s washboard (TheBlemish)
Jessica Simpson soon to appear at an unemployment office near you (CeleBitchy)
Nerdcore man-candy at Star Trek promo (EvilBeet)
Eminem shares the Spock luv (Jezebel)
DRod gets deep sixed (DailyStab)
Rapunzel Man (DListed)
The Beatles are back! (GabbyBabble)
Harriet Carter Wednesday (IBBB)
Sienna Miller’s chest sponsored by Burger King and Spongebob Squarepants? (INO)
Madonna adopts Italy (UKPopSugar)
Lilo unrestrained! (POTP)
Twitter owns Ashlee Simpson’s baby pix (JustJared)
Head Start for Celebrity Babies (SeriouslyOMG)
Hugh Jackman drops in (ASL)
JLoHew’s escort faux pas (TENGossip)
One of us is hooked on the therapeutic anti-aging properties of tandoori dipping sauce. Can you figure out which one, dear readers?
All I can say is, I’d better damn well be losing weight. Tofu, people! I’m consuming tofu! Of my own free will!
Has it come to this?
Katy Perry kissed a girl and broke a mirror (Websters)
Are Ellen and Josh the new Kiki and Herb? (TenGossip)(raincoaster)
Kate Hudson recycles (ASL)
Courtney Love, put that back where it belongs! (SeriouslyOMG)
Courtney’s sandblasting not party-resistant (PopBytes)
Unicorn chaser: Tiger Woods is a daddy again (WizbangPop)
Beyonce hates her feet? (UKPopSugar)
The Rihanna/Chris Brown lesson (EvilBeet)
ARoid (CandyKirby)
SJP goes dark (JustJared)
Brace yourself for Fantasia (IBBB)
I dream of … Maiysha? (GoFugYourself)
Kate Winslet worships her bum (GabbyBabble)
It’s Jennifer Aniston’s party and she’ll cry if she wants to (HolyMoly)
Madonna reenacts the Pieta (Defamer)
Kate Moss has met her Evil Understudy (AgentBedhead)
Britney burgled? (CeleBitchy)
Do you think any of these people could hold down a real job? (CelebritySmack)
It’s a health kick, what can I say? Sliced ginger, hot water, and maple syrup. Still better than well whiskey!
3 girls 1 cover (TenGossip)
Salma Hayek in disguise as a librarian (ASL)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a Salma Hayek impersonator (CandyKirby)
Miley Cyrus sez Asians are goofy (Websters)
Britney’s still a two-fisted drinker (OMG)
Joaq toaqs (CelebWarship)
Grandma Fonda’s got a blog! (CeleBitchy)
How to date a Scientologist (AgentBedhead)
Introducing Neko Case (UKPopSugar)
Phelps thrown overboard (JustJared)
Lindsay Lohan hits the road (EvilBeet)
Madonna has issues (CelebritySmack)
Pet one-upmanship downsizes for the Recession (CelebuWreck)
Mack Rourke (Defamer)
Pity Jessica Alba! (AmyGrindhouse)
Pete to teach! (HolyMoly)
The link to this recipe doesn’t exist, because I haven’t written it out yet, but just make Irish Coffee with maple syrup instead of sugar, and double the amount. While you’re at it, double the amount of whisky, too. It won’t all fit in the mug with the other ingredients, so you’d better put that extra shot in a small glass and maybe just sip it while you mix up the Canuck Coffee. Just a suggestion.
Gezundheit, Pete! (AgentBedhead)
Lily, you can’t smoke and snort at the same time (HolyMoly)
Michael, your career is bong gone (AmyGrindhouse)
Run, Katie, run! (Websters)
Hey KFed, don’t let your kids run off to join the Circus (ASL)
If you think about it, Madge, that’s incest (Yeeeeah)
Could someone call Christian Bale’s mom to pick him up from the principal’s office? (DListed)
Chrissy, you’re no Terminator (Defamer)
Jen, honey, we’re just not that into bell bottoms (JustJared)
Chelsy, don’t let that one get away (UKPopSugar)
Morrissey, I’d have assumed you’d be at least a 78! (SeriouslyOMG)
Lindz, what comes between you and your Calvins (IBBB)
Gaga, you’re gaga (GabbyBabble)
Dakota Fanning, you go right back into your room and put your pants on (EvilBeet)
Hey, sportsfans, is that what you call a First Down? (CandyKirby)
Denzel, you need to leave some room for my boy Viggo (DailyStab)
It’s not loaded, Jenny (CelebuWreck)
Twitty Milk? The first Social Mediatard of the 21st Century is born (CelebWarship)
Never fire till you can see the whites of their eyes, but of course you can see hers from the Columbian border (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay, they were just trying to be consistent with the labelling of passengers (CeleBitchy)
