How does it go? It’s the rusty nail that gets the free refill? Well it SHOULD go that way, dammit!

Gossip blogger blogs about being interviewed about gossip blogging on blog (EvilBeet)

Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! is on teh internets (AgentBedhead)

Bono ar in ur latte, savin da werld (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ahnold will not terminate marriage equality (CelebrityDirt)

Cougartown! (GenosWorld)

I, Guy Richie, vow to love, honour, and obey these 36 line items in the marriage contract… (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Diddy is a daddy, and a hella good cook! (CelebWarship)

The Madonna List (TheRadReport)

Gwen Stefani bucks trend, releases baby pix for free! (PopBytes)

Kevin Smith is the scourge of plumbing fixtures everywhere (CeleBitchy)

Janet Jackson on tour, now with 30% less obscenity (CelebritySmack)

The Trollson Twins clean up well as Vargas Girls (DailyStab)

Russell Band inspires unlikely labour activism at the Beeb (HolyMoly)

Cloris has her own reality show! My prayers have been answered! (Defamer)

Mariah Carey’s Halloween style crumbles (Websters)

Don’t you HATE it when someone shows up in the same dress as you? (DListed)

Bloody Hell! Endometriosis is catching??? (GabbyBabble)

Katherine Heigl is playing games with us (CandyKirby)

The View from the bottom of the barrel (IBBB)

Nicolette Sheridan goes down on her handlers (SeriouslyOMG)

Roger Ebert’s Rules of Order (Gawker)

Say “nuclear!” (Lolebrity)

Sarkozy. Mme Sarkozy (AgentBedhead)

RIP Mr Blackwell (CelebritySmack)

Angelina Jolie ready to be the “cool” mom. In other news, Pangea ready to disburse. (DailyStab)

The United Kingdom’s greatest natural wonders (CandyKirby)

Paris Hilton is serious about this social climbing thing (CeleBitchy)

Gillian Anderson had her baby (DListed)

The world’s most beautiful woman (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Making the perfect Celebrity announcement (Defamer)

Beverly Hills Bailout (Gawker)

Beverly Hills Cthulhu (raincoaster)

Mr Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List of Eternity (Gawker)

Zac Efron is legal everywhere! (GabbyBabble)

David Banda just can’t win! (MollyGood)

The latest in Jessica Simpson overshares (Websters)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Classic Edition (TeenyManolo)

OH DEAR GOD THERE’S A BAI LING SEX TAPE! (CandyKirby)

Putting the “science” in “Scientology” (AgentBedhead)

On the cover of the Rolling Stone (DailyStab)

George Hamilton’s Oedipal upbringing (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton attempts to become Princess Paris (CeleBitchy)

Chris Martin does NOT want to hear about his wife’s exes! (HolyMoly)

Fun with Spam (IBBB)

Celebrity Week Quiz (UKPopSugar)

10 greatest Halloween specials of all time (Defamer)

Katy Perry kissed a floor (SeriouslyOMG)

American Idol can drive you to drink (Websters)

A horse broke up Madonna’s marriage (CelebSlam)

Has John McCain stolen your music? (CelebrityDirt)

The Sarah Palin gallery (Mollygood)

So just have some raspberry wine and pretend to enjoy it.

Hey, drinking makes you lose weight! (CandyKirby)

Madonna dresses down for Halloween (CelebritySmack)

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Aniston living la vida rerun (CelebritySmack)

Un-Leded Zeppelin (GabbyBabble)

Sarah Silverman rolled Mary Tyler Moore for her outfit (EvilBeet)

Generation Xer is the sexiest man in the world! (DailyStab)

All the hot men are “of a certain age” (UKPopSugar)

Baby Boomer turning from sexiest man in the world to most surprised-looking woman? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ringo Starr is bigger than Jesus? (CeleBitchy)

Xtina unleashes Pucci power! (DListed)

Cloris Leachman shows off the moves she learned from Shirley Temple (Defamer)

Jon Bon Jovi once again relevant (IBBB)

The Sarah is a huge fan of self-made millionaire The Ivana (Mollygood)

Twiggy is just naturally thin (Websters)

Well it kinda rhymes! Besides, who doesn’t like a good sipping grog and some crispy-fried frog’s legs to dunk?

Steve Carell is Mister Smooth (Lolebrity)

Someone nail those Spears fallopian tubes shut! (AgentBedhead)

Gerard Butler goes all Spartan on a pap (CeleBitchy)

Travis Barker has second sight! (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson vs Cate Blanchett? (Defamer)

Lauren Bacall does not fear the wrath of Xenu (DListed)

Old King Karl was a merry, somewhat addled old soul (FakeKarl)

Get your That One t-shirts here! (EvilBeet)

Real Paris Hilton gets real political with Fake POTUS (GabbyBabble)

Weird Al is BACK, BITCHES! (SeriouslyOMG)

Aubrey O’Day must be a Republican (GoFugYourself)

The least wanted celebrity sex tape in history (CandyKirby)

MySpace fun with Lindsay Lohan fans (IBBB)

Spaghetti Cat strikes back! (MollyGood)

and then Madonna banned the Pope, Rasputin, Ethelred the Unready, and Howard the Duck (Websters)

Princes William and Harry are biker brothers (UKPopSugar)

The Cruise’s e-meter gets hooked up to the internet (CelebrityDirt)

Kirsten Dunst sez: ohai this ar seckshool assawlt  (Lolebrity)

Miley Cyrus sez: Meet the boyfriend! (CelebuWreck)

Diablo Cody sez: I may be a badly-inked-up ex-stripper in a muu-muu with a sad robot fetish and twenty dollar Buster Brown haircut, but I’m still better than any of you (Defamer)

Pete Doherty sez: THIS is what became of the likely lads (AgentBedhead)

Elle MacPherson sez: please don’t tell Naomi or Kate! (DailyStab)

NYPost Columnist sez: kittens deserve to die (CelebritySmack)

TomKat sez: our love can never die! Never! Never, I Tell You! Hahahahahahahahawhat? (CandyKirby)

Pearl Jam(?) sez: HR Pufnstuf, where’d you go when things get rough? (raincoaster)

John McCain and Sarah Palin say: watch me pull a polar bear out of my hat (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Zuzu sez: every time Courtney Love flips the bird an angel gets its wings (CelebSlam)

Victoria Beckham sez: I’m 90% less plastic now! (CeleBitchy)

John Mayer sez: at least my Blackberry loves me! (PopSugar)

Madonna sez: hey, big deal! The guitar was eighteen! (SeriouslyOMG)

Sarah Palin sez: I don’t need to hear that Tina Fey! (PopEater)

Lindsay Lohan sez: Stay Gold! (Dlisted)

It was THAT kind of day.

Charo needz ur luv (Lolebrity)

The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan can’t walk, but she sure can throw a punch! (IBBB)

Mariah’s doggy don’t (DListed)

George Takei’s wedding picture (Websters)

It’s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch (BWE)

Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt will haXXor ur az, n00b! (Reuters)

It’s Brangelina’s world. We just blog in it (DailyStab)

Will Smith still down with Xenu (HuffPo)

Even Sienna Miller’s fans hate her (AgentBedhead)

Amy Poehler leaving SNL (CelebritySmack)

Tilda Swinton’s homelife remarkably deprived (HolyMoly)

Crusty, upper-clawss Brit Madonna may perhaps not be a Republican (Defamer)

The Sarah Palin baby name generator! (PolitTskTskTsk)

Madonna sez: how was what? (CandyKirby)

Kevin Federline celebrates his sons’ birthdays in style. In absentia (Mollygood)

Is Britney taking candy from strangers? (JustJared)

Kief is the Chief (UKPopSugar)

It’s the last days of summer, so get your patio drinks and girly salads while you can!

Nine Inch Fails (Lolebrity)

50 cent truly worth about that much (AgentBedhead)

Victoria Beckham to make available to fans all that food she doesn’t eat (DailyStab)

Presidential O-Faces (CandyKirby)

Canuck Hayden Christensen takes “American” lessons (JustJared)

Madonna takes her house husband out for a treat (IBBB)

The Curse of Clooney (Mollygood)

The Curse of Jessica (Websters)

Drunk celebrities! (CityRag)

Kanye kant kope (CeleBitchy)

Barbara Walters promises to care for her slaves (DListed)

Tyler Perry, decoded (Defamer)

Dolly Parton to the rescue! (WOWReport)

Rebecca Romijn takes the baby bump for a walk (GabbyBabble)

Americans can now get into Kate Moss’s pants (PopSugar)

Kiefer kant keep sekrets (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Larry Birkhead is not proud (TMZ)

Most generous celebrities (HollywoodBackwash)

Surprisingly, Amy Winehouse does not appear to be improving (Yeeeeah)

Pete Wentz does his David Soul pornalike impression (SeriouslyOMG)