Heidi Klum
Trust Heidi to be competitive about everything. When she heard Kim Kardashian had a nasty carbuncle on her face, (we don’t mean Kanye) she just had to go her one (hundred) better. Don’t sweat it. A little Aleve and that should clear right up.
We’re slowly catching up on our imaginary-prize-giving for the Caption Contests. Come back with us to an earlier time. A simpler time. A significantly less fabulous time: the Nineties!
Nirvana and RuPaul
They were, without question, the worst Supremes cover band of all time.
Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, a second-time winner, if my memory does not fail me. For her victory, we shall award her a case of black smudge stick eye liner from Stila and the very plaid, very 90′s Eugenia Kim black and beige ‘Sammy’ trooper hat
from Bluefly.
Smells like…VICTORY!
Lindsay Lohan would like to inquire as to what, specifically, Willis is discussing.
It’s great to see gossip blog stalwart Lindsay Lohan climbing back into that cover girl saddle and debuting a radical new look at her latest probation hearing. Ayyyy would like to extend to Ms. Lohan our congratulations on Black and Blue Steel.
