Both of these pop princesses have had the honour of ringing the New York Stock Exchange opening bell, but which one do you think is more likely to give a much-needed boost to the markets?
Sure, I would have gone in a different direction with the outfits but I’ve loved Mandy Moore ever since she assaulted Jena Malone with a Bible and although the lei and the Hawaiian shirt is just a tad too literal for my tastes, frankly it’s just nice to see Mary Kate trying a little color.
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