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Pumpkin Ale Links

Well, what else are you going to drink on Thanksgiving? Those Shirley Temples Aunt Flossie mixes are way too strong!

Mariah Carey is thankful Ellen doesn’t ask too many questions (Websters)

Axl Rose, however, is ungrateful (SeriouslyOMG)

Be thankful this guy isn’t following you down a dark alley (UKPopsugar)

Be glad your name isn’t something as dumb as Bronx Mowgli (Mollygood)

Josh Duhamel gives thanks for polar bears (JustJared)

I am grateful for entertaining double entendres (JustJaredJr)

Zac Braff is thankful for his newfound freedom (ImNotObsessed)

Millions of men grateful for Natalie Portman’s failure to understand (CandyKirby)

Be thankful this dude is not your dad! (People)

Happy Thanksgivingmass (IBBB)

Celebs share their Thanksgiving turkeys with us! (Defamer)

What celebs are grateful for (ONTD)

I’m grateful I’m not these people’s Thanksgiving dinner guest (DailyStab)

Rejoice! They finally found a use for Barney! (CelebritySmack)

Be grateful you didn’t have Sarah Larson’s terrible burdens (CeleBitchy)

And be grateful you’re not Rachel Johnson, winner of the most prestigious award in literature (maybe, maybe not) (AgentBedhead)

New York’s Bravest

The dog is safe as well

I must say she does look awfully immaculate for someone who’s just been rescued from a burning lapdance club. That ought to save on the drycleaning bills!

Rusty Nail Links

How does it go? It’s the rusty nail that gets the free refill? Well it SHOULD go that way, dammit!

Gossip blogger blogs about being interviewed about gossip blogging on blog (EvilBeet)

Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! is on teh internets (AgentBedhead)

Bono ar in ur latte, savin da werld (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ahnold will not terminate marriage equality (CelebrityDirt)

Cougartown! (GenosWorld)

I, Guy Richie, vow to love, honour, and obey these 36 line items in the marriage contract… (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Diddy is a daddy, and a hella good cook! (CelebWarship)

The Madonna List (TheRadReport)

Gwen Stefani bucks trend, releases baby pix for free! (PopBytes)

Kevin Smith is the scourge of plumbing fixtures everywhere (CeleBitchy)

Janet Jackson on tour, now with 30% less obscenity (CelebritySmack)

The Trollson Twins clean up well as Vargas Girls (DailyStab)

Russell Band inspires unlikely labour activism at the Beeb (HolyMoly)

Cloris has her own reality show! My prayers have been answered! (Defamer)

Mariah Carey’s Halloween style crumbles (Websters)

Don’t you HATE it when someone shows up in the same dress as you? (DListed)

Bloody Hell! Endometriosis is catching??? (GabbyBabble)

Katherine Heigl is playing games with us (CandyKirby)

The View from the bottom of the barrel (IBBB)

Nicolette Sheridan goes down on her handlers (SeriouslyOMG)

Roger Ebert’s Rules of Order (Gawker)

B52 Links

There’s nothing quite like a B52. Not even a bunch of other B52s.

Do not speak to the Trollsens (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Aniston gets a brain scan (CelebuWreck)

And after all this time, Russia loses the Cold War (Websters)

There’s nothing like a Dame (SeriouslyOMG)

I’m running away to join the Italian police! (WizbangPop)

Russell Brand resigns in sex call scandal (UKPopSugar)

That sure looks like a golden calf to me (Mollygood)

Mariah Carey has a fallback plan (ImNotObsessed)

A Liquor Puzzle? Who invented this, Andrew Volstead? (IBBB)

Melrose Place 2.0? (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan is looking rough (GoFugYourself)

Dannyhott could teach you a thing or two about teh internets (FourFour)

Phil Spector’s wigs are back to haunt your dreams (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham to wear flats for over four consecutive hours!!!! (DailyStab)

Cloris Leachman is an irresistible force of nature (DListed)

Old Kids on the Block, dissected (CelebritySmack)

Olsen Twins Squared? Well, one of them is more rounded anyway (AgentBedhead)

Melissa Etheridge not allowed to adopt her own children (CeleBitchy)

Mariah Carey, needing direction

Dumb leading the blind

Glad to see that not only are they still together but that Mariah has finally found some use for her husband. Even if it ultimately means putting a seeing eye dog out of a job.

Link Cottage

Rose McGowan airs out the moneymaker (Lolebrity)

Meg Ryan is not quite ready for her closeup (Websters)

Eight simple rules for stalking celebrities (Defamer)

Ethan Hawke unveils baby for FREE! (WOWReport)

Elmo is stalking Mariah Carey? (BWE)

Madonna goes to Spartaaaaaaaa! (ASL)

Remake fever: Robocop (SeriouslyOMG)

Are YOU a celebrity? (Radar)

Daniel Radcliffe is cheesy (UKPopsugar)

Off with her head(dress) (ImNotObsessed)

RIP Randy Pausch (Mollygood)

Those are the ugliest boobs I’ve ever seen (JustJared)

Brad Pitt’s driver is white (IBBB)

A Pubic Service Announcement from Kristin Kavallari (CandyKirby)

Tootie Ramsay, pop star (FourFour)

The best X-Files episodes are out there (Gawker)

Amy Winehouse apparently hallucinating (DailyStab)

Daisy Fuentes has a portrait in her attic that looks like Hell (CelebritySmack)

A cavalcade of snark (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Yet another reason for Goths to weep: Lost Boys suXXorz (AgentBedhead)

Paparazzi vs Brangelina: BloodWars (CeleBitchy)

They also do lunches with Scooby Doo

Three Mouseketeers

Ever since these two got married, has anyone seen them in the company of other human beings?  This type of social circle must make for very limiting conversation – I wonder how Mickey and Tweety cope with the lack of enlightenment.

Rescue me, you stupid puddytat!

Mariah Carey, slightly out of whack


By “HER NEW BODY” do they mean one that was created to perfection in a Photoshop lab, but can’t seem to align itself with her original head properly? Because that would explain a lot about this cover.

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