Ah Aspen, it’s the only place to be if you have money and a hankering for a cosy snow-covered 15,000 square foot country chateau to call your own. But beware the mountain chill in the air – what may be ideal chest-baring conditions to you may cause your less sturdy companions to faint dead away from hypothermia.
Marie Osmond: no longer a ringer for Yvonne DeCarlo (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Pink sees red (CelebSlam)
Tara Reid’s liver cries UNCLE! (TheSkinny)
Reese and Jake go public (I’mNotObsessed)
Colin Farrell, bored at Borders (DailyStab)
Britney’s frenemies boycott her album (Yeeeah)
Did Halle Berry just destroy her career? She thinks so (CelebWarship)
Britney Spears, Road Warrior, gets another notch (GoneHollywood)
Ellen DeGeneris, Dog Launderer (GossipOrTruth)
Is Carmen Electra wearing an Amanda Bynes costume? (PopBytes)
We, the people, believe Britney Spears should be First Lady of France (BuckHollywood)
Oprah’s dark, sexy past (GabbyBabble)
Mariah Carey gets waxed onstage (HolyCandy)
Heidi Fleiss is hiring (EvilBeet)
Attack of the soap star! (WOWreport)
Denise Richards is a witch; surprise! (Gabsmash)
Celebrity Jack-o-lanterns: Britney Spears (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)
Johnny Depp paints a portrait of love (ICYDK)
TomKat & Suri don’t buy this global warming guff (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Hugh Grant’s cuddle puddle pix (PerezHilton)
Britney reunites with her Mom (People)
Pete Doherty rejected by Death (AgentBedhead)
Prince William’s taken, sorry (Mollygood)
Pamela Anderson’s married, sorry (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman’s military boob stance: drop and give me two pushups (TheMeatScale)
Christina Aguilera shows off her practice baby (DListed)
Jessica Simpson works it for charity (I’mNotObsessed)
Lohan is free: gentlemen, start your engines (TheBlemish)
Jaime Foxx’s training wheels bling (CelebritySmack!)
Maria Shriver, First Lady of California, picks her teeth in public (Celebslam)
It’s Britney, bitch: The official Gimme More video (PopBytes)
Britney, Lindsay, Paris: Mariah Carey has some advice for you (DailyStab)
JLo preggo, yo (TMZ)
KFed’s parenting tips (TeenyManolo)
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Timberlake in leather (blogger faints) (DailyStab)
Lindsay is positive! about using drugs, that is (PopCrunch)
Kimberly Stewart’s boobs are lopsided (AgentBedhead)
Britney wears underwear! (CelebritySmack)
Mena Suvari’s new look (I’mNotObsessed)
Do NOT watch Mariah Carey pee! (HolyCandy, and don’t worry; it’s not a video post)
Farrah Fawcett’s alternative cancer therapy (CeleBitchy)
The Curse of Howdy Doody (WOWReport)
Angelina Jolie: still employable (USWeekly)
Nicole Richie’s stripper heels (Jossip)
Carl Lewis’ new vibrator (Gizmodo)
Britney has one for the road…on the road (EvilBeetGossip)
Ben does not beat Jen (ICYDK)
Dylan McDermott is back on the market! (BricksAndStones)
Jailbird Paris Hilton is the Halloween Costume of the Year (Seattle PI)
Kelly Ripa rocking the Gollum look (Dlisted)
Britney Spears Art Exhibit, y’all! (CityRag)
Kiefer Sutherland DUI charges (Defamer)
I do so love it when Mariah comes out to play, as she did recently for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation Gala. Without a mike to hold, she has absolutely no idea what to do with her hands. It’s not as if you could use them to pick up your own drink or do other stuff:
MARIAH CAREY is doing nothing for her diva image with the revelation that she has a personal assistant who is solely responsible for her tit tape.
After she attended a VH1 event last week it has emerged that she has a dedicated member of her entourage for the enviable job.
A source said: “One assistant was in charge of dishing out breast tape, another wore a belt with brushes and hair spray and another one had portable heated rollers.
“The bathroom was shut down for 10 minutes for Mariah to be primped and preened.