At last we learn the backstory to the shot herd ’round the world. Oh Snoop, we’ve all been there.

Claire Danes knows how to work a trenchcoat (Lolebrity)

Celebrities! They’re not like us! They can walk in these shoes! (CelebToast)

The best 404 message online (AgentBedhead)

Om Nom Nom WHA???? (AllieIsWired)

Brittany Murphy, Casey Johnson, Basic Health Rules laid to rest (AmyGrindhouse)

Demon in sheep’s clothing (BWE)

Anne Hathaway flips the bird (BricksAndStones)

Alexis for Alexis! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ooh La Little Girl Lingerie? (LaughingStork)

Kate, I think you dropped something (HolyMoly)

Sandra Bullock will cut a bitch (LitelySalted)

Forget Mischa Barton, try Carole Channing! (LaineyGossip)

Kristen Stewart in court for prostitution (TMZ)

Ralph Lauren snubs in public! (CelebrityMound)

Ellen for President? (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Tom Brady’s 2-month-old can run??? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Oooh, ACDC MUST DIE!!!! (CeleBitchy)

Jay-Qui? (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Possibly the most terrifying headline I’ve ever read (CelebritySmack)

Kanye survives horrifying ordeal (CelebSlam)

Bublé‘s bongo bowl (CityRag)

Dennis Quaid’s farmer’s tan (CrazyDaysAndNights)

The Real BabyMamas of Atlanta (Crunk+Disorderly)

Brangelina lives! (DailyStab)

Paris has gone to the dogs (DanasDirt)

Nicknames of the literati (Gawker)

The return of PuppyBowl (DListed)

Betty White is terrifying (EvilBeet)

Small Wonder it was cancelled (FourFour)

Janet Jackson is a Janet Jackson impersonator (GabbyBabble)

Best Dressed/Worst Dressed at the Grammys (GoFugYourself)

Snooki’s makeover (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Qween no longer on Scene (INeedMyFix)

How Hugh Jackman rolls (HaveUHeard)

World’s most expensive benchwarmers (HollywoodBackwash)

Flack pointedly does NOT deny Paris Hilton is dumb (HollywoodRag)

Sniff Beyonce for $50 (HollywoodTuna)

KFat achieves self-awareness (ImNotObsessed)

Leif Garrett busted NOT A FLASHBACK TO 1975 (Janet CharltonsHollywood)

Virgins versus Texting! (JustJared)

PETA vs Avatar (Movieline)

Jessica Biel definitely not Jewish (FitCeleb)

Frances Bean taking singing lessons (PerezHilton)

Stock Anderson Cooper Adorable Story (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Russell Brand shoots, scores (UKPopSugar)

Jamaican Bobsled Team not so cool (WizBangPop)

Orlando Bloom is all wet (PopBytes)

Kelly Clarkson in flamewar (RadarOnline)

Re-Enchanted (SeriouslyOMG)

Tila says the butler didn’t do it (ASocialiteLife)

Conan O’Brien’s Valentine to Britney (SquareEyes)

Saffy, darling, are you slumming in this movie? (TenGossip)

John Mayer needs to take off the Wayfarers (TheBosh)

Mischa Barton wins Best Supporting Hose (TheSkinny)

And all of the sudden I have this strange desire to play tetherball.

But soft…what light through yonder window breaks? David Lynch is the East, and David Duchovny is the Sun… (AgentBedhead)

Meg Ryan does not understand why she still has a job (CelebritySmack)

Eva Mendes wants to Manifest Destiny (DailyStab)

It’s crocs, fool. You’ve totally got it coming (CandyKirby)

Dollywood to Hollywood (Defamer)

Dita von Teese somehow sheds her inhibitions (BusyBeeBlogger)

Angelina Jolie’s nose knows she was different when she was 16 (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay threw some punches (IBBB)

Delayed Gratification: George Takei married his longtime partner on Sunday (GabbyBabble)

Dear Shannen Doherty, bitch… (CelebuWreck)

Miley Cyrus models church attire for the 21st Century (DListed)

Um, what happened to Ann Hathaway’s hips? (EvilBeet)

Does Islam hate SirSaint Paul McCartney? (CeleBitchy)

McCain says women are sexist (Mollygood)

Meg Ryan is not quite ready for her closeup (Websters)

Eight simple rules for stalking celebrities (Defamer)

Ethan Hawke unveils baby for FREE! (WOWReport)

Elmo is stalking Mariah Carey? (BWE)

Madonna goes to Spartaaaaaaaa! (ASL)

Remake fever: Robocop (SeriouslyOMG)

Are YOU a celebrity? (Radar)

Daniel Radcliffe is cheesy (UKPopsugar)

Off with her head(dress) (ImNotObsessed)

RIP Randy Pausch (Mollygood)

Those are the ugliest boobs I’ve ever seen (JustJared)

Brad Pitt’s driver is white (IBBB)

A Pubic Service Announcement from Kristin Kavallari (CandyKirby)

Tootie Ramsay, pop star (FourFour)

The best X-Files episodes are out there (Gawker)

Amy Winehouse apparently hallucinating (DailyStab)

Daisy Fuentes has a portrait in her attic that looks like Hell (CelebritySmack)

A cavalcade of snark (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Yet another reason for Goths to weep: Lost Boys suXXorz (AgentBedhead)

Paparazzi vs Brangelina: BloodWars (CeleBitchy)

I’m not sure which bothers me more – that Meg Ryan is still receiving acting accolades or that she chose to receive the honour dressed up like a harried waitress in between shifts. It is also troubling that she is no longer bothered with concealing her undershirt from the world.