Megan Fox back when she was still a pup
The unsuspected truth that she’s been covering up for years is…that she was actually born looking that way (apart from the nose, maybe the chin, and a face full of fillers). Who knew that Megan Fox was once recognizable as…Megan Fox? I’d-a lost a bet for sure.
Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit
Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.
Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.
Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)
Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)
Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)
Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)
Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)
Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)
Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)
A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)
My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)
Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)
But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)
Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)
Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)
The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)
Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)
Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)
A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)
The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)
Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)
Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)
Quote of the day: Jackie O would not have camel toe.
Tim Gunn
Apparently, looking like a hermaphroditic Moroccan bellhop is going to be big in 2011. And camel toe.
Everybody looks fab in go-go boots (Lolebrity)
Bill Gates’ Manhunt profile (raincoaster)
Tony Blair’s criminal mind (TheShebeenClub)
Ben Afflecks’ red carpet reign of terror (AgentBedhead)
Miley Cyrus’s grunge stripper look (AmyGrindhouse)
Caption Hamfleck! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Brad no longer Pitted? (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Lou Reed snubs Susan Boyle (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Dream couple to reunite? (CeleBitchy)
Julia Roberts graded C (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity mug shots (CityRag)
Diane Krueger wins another fashion award (CojoStyle)
Tom Brady’s crackup (DailyStab)
Everybody loves a man in uniform! (DListed)
Look who has a record deal and you don’t (GabbyBabble)
Who wants to see Goopy yodel for two hours? (HaveUHeard)
Karl is laughing at Diane too (INeedMyFix)
Jon Hamm discussing porn and … you’re not still reading this are you? (JustJared)
Tacky press release of the day (MovieLine)
Megan Fox takes over Ben Affleck’s role in Dogma (PerezHilton)
Britney’s bodyguards bio’d (PoorBritney)
PUT THE MAKEUP BACK ON!!! (SeriouslyOMG)
Today we learn a new term from our friends at Celebitchy: Mullet Dress. As shown here on Jessica Alba, it describes a gown that says Party in the front, Tragedy in the back. Doesn’t she just look like a prom-themed novelty stripper caught on a loose nail halfway through “November Rain?” That’s not the look you’re going for, generally speaking. Also, she needs to pee really, really badly.
Hot Tub Hobo! (raincoaster)
Meryl “The Silencer” Streep (Ayyyy)
Director Wars 3-D! (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan goes to war (AllieIsWired)
Gay war on gay spies is so gay! (TheAwl)
For god’s sake, Kellan, put on some armor! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Debuting the Kim Kardashian line of spiked breastplate (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Michael Bay launches attack on Bosnia (CelebritySmack)
It’s Starlet vs Celebutante in the war of the column inches! (CityRag)
Jessica Alba’s feet taken prisoner (CojoStyle)
Hunk-off! McConaughey vs Phillipe! (HaveUHeard)
Yoko attacks your ears (INeedMyFix)
The War on Drugs is over (PerezHilton)
Blogger vs blogger over Britney! (PoorBritney)
In honour of the imperfect, yet impeccable Emma Thompson, seen here toasting her long-overdue Hollywood Walk of Fame star with a pig (not ex-husband Kenneth Branagh) we are returning to our boozy-style links. Today your gossip links are brought to you by a good British pint of what looks like lager, which would be very woman-of-the-people of her.
As for me, I’m on the wagon or rather on the stationary bike until I lose ten pounds and at least one letter of the alphabet.
It’s Nick Jonas’ World (Lolebrity)
World’s LEAST cute octopus found (raincoaster)
Red shoe diaries (Shoeblogs)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Harry Connick Jr vs Idris Elba (TeenyManolo)
Getting PRIMED for action (ManoloBig)
Show us your drawers (ManoloHome)
Soba what? (ManoloFood)
Lindsay Lohan’s best movie in years (AgentBedhead)
Renee Zellweger gains 20 lbs (BusyBeeBlogger)
Sean Bean soon to make raincoaster wife #5 (CeleBitchy)
Botox is sacred to Hindus? Who knew? (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Lady Gaga insists she’s an incestuous ghost (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Emma Watson IS Twiggy (CelebritySmack)
There’s ONE part of Megan Fox that’s still natural (CityRag)
Sylvester Stallone’s rug does not have cherub imagery (CojoStyle)
Sandra Bullock wins! (DailyStab)
The Megan Fox shot the world is not ready to see! (DListed)
It’s Emma Thompson’s world (LaineyGossip)
No, it’s Iman’s world (GoFugYourself)
Jack White does not like hipsters (EvilBeet)
JBieb has gotten to Marky Mark (GabbyBabble)
Jen Garner and Hugh Jackman are like buttah (HaveUHeard)
Sum 40 now (INeedMyFix)
What, the arrow-shaped vajazzling didn’t help? (IBBB)
“Did y’all know that King Tut’s penis is missing?” (MovieLine)
Yoko Ono vs Steve Jobs (PerezHilton)
Britney has a secret (PoorBritney.com)
Britney Spears does not know how to get dressed (SeriouslyOMG)
I was going to make fun of this woman for dressing like a lesbionic Martian flapper, but then I looked at the fine print and realized HOLY SHIT THAT’S VERUSCHKA
Veruschka has always dressed that way, it turns out
And now, to the technology-themed link roundup.
I’ll have you know that Jackie Chan has never seen that troll farm in his life! (Lolebrity)
Is it time to upgrade to a new Mom? (TeenyManolo)
A scientifically-enhanced Madonna choking a chicken (Shoeblogs)
YouTube needs to take the Cure (Manolobig)
Modern superfoods not so super if you ask me (Manolofood)
Weddings go Back to the Future (ManoloBride)
Everything New is Old again (ManoloHome)
A return to classics at Louis Vuitton (BusyBeeBlogger)
Dakota Fanning travels forward in time (CeleBitchy)
Elton John was on hold for 43 years (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kim Kardashian, new and improved (DailyStab)
Modern medicine + Twitter = EW! (EvilBeet)
Kick Ass 2.0 (GabbyBabble)
Alien Couture Blazer of the Future (HaveUHeard)
Canadians are fashion-forward (INeedMyFix)
Internet to blogger, internet to blogger… (IBBB)
Boy George has been using that I Hate Megan Fox app (SeriouslyOMG)
Prince shuts down his website, probably issued press release via carrier pigeon (Bossip)
Trent Reznor is the Anti-Prince (AgentBedhead)
The science of Ozzy Osbourne (AllieIsWired)
Lilo’s twitter account needs an upgrade from “Horribly Tacky” (AmyGrindhouse)
America, at this precise moment in time (BestWeekEver)
Reznor 2.0 on the way (BricksAndStones)
Rachel Dratch 2.0 on the way (CelebrityBabyScoop)
The future of Old Dude tv (CelebrityBeehive)
Hate Megan Fox? There’s an app for that (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Don Johnson is a New Math genius! (CelebrityMound)
Mel Gibson vs technology (CelebritySmack)
Re-engineering the Calendar Girl (CelebVIPLounge)
Practical science for Lindsay Lohan (CelebSlam)
What, there are people who still use these? (CityRag)
Some icons are worth preserving (CrazyDays&Nights)
Thanks to modern science, we know what a catsuit made of Skittles looks like (Crunk&Disorderly)
Colin Farrell looks into the future (DListed)
Blogger vs Viacom (FourFour)
War of the Nerds (Gawker)
Alien Couture of the Future (GoFugYourself)
Cameron Diaz encounters Alien Growth Ray (HollywoodBackwash)
Amy Winehouse’s home-made cigarette carrier (HollywoodRag)
Scarjo channels Bardot (HollywoodTuna)
The Dion Spawn has been scanned (ImNotObsessed)
Tori Spelling has the very latest thing in wheels (JanetCharlton)
Ziyi Zhang transforms into sport star! (JustJared)
Fun with photos (of billionaires and their supermodels) (LaineyGossip)
The internet drives some people crazy (MaterialBitch)
If he could turn back time (MovieLine)
Vintage Bieber. No, that is not a typo (PerezHilton)
Test tube babydaddy Ronaldo (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Amy Winehouse returns to the past as she steps into the future (UKPopSugar)
New priestly crime not the same as the old priestly crime (WizbangPop)
Blogger of the moment, in the mo (PopBytes)
Medical science to solve mystery kidnapping (RadarOnline)
Cedric Diggory is a trending topic? (ASL)
It’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos, courtesy of YouTube (SquareEyes)
Download Sheryl Too Thin and Too Tan Crow (TenGossip)
Cameron Diaz uses ancient sexual technique (TheBosh)
Kate Moss’s better living through chemistry (TheSkinny)
All of YouTube vs Xtina (WorldofWonder)
Twitpics of the Rich and Famous (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
Wow. Real life wins, for once.
[If you’re a gossip blogger who’d rather be drinking than linking, drop me an email at raincoaster at gmail dot com. I’m offering an affordable new link outsourcing service.]
Elizabeth Taylor vs Plastic Grrl! (TrueSlant)
Gaga, Grounded (Lolebrity)
Zee Frenssssh! (TheManolo)
This has GOT to be some horrible Freudian metaphor (ManoloHome)
Terror in the Kitchen! (ManoloFood)
About that bottle of Scotch… (ManoloBig)
Buddy got back (problems)? (ManoloMen)
Hit the Target! (TeenyManolo)
Hamlet would not have married her (ManoloBrides)
Jonah, Hexed (AgentBedhead)
Robert Pattinson CARES about us! (AmyGrindhouse)
Amy Winehouse, drama queen? (BricksAndStones)
Clive Owen smells (BusyBeeBlogger)
OK! is a comedy magazine? (CeleBitchy)
The Bride of Wildenstein (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
We have a Gaga DOWN! Repeat: we have a Gaga DOWN! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
ONE LiLo is quite sufficient, thank you (CelebritySmack)
A dandy reason to hang out in cafes (OhTheScandal)
Suri’s tribal tattoos (CityRag)
Not all royals have British Teeth (CojoStyle)
Jimmy Buffet is pro-Margarita, anti-Oilspill (DailyStab)
Five bucks on Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins (DListed)
Daniel Radcliffe does not fancy the Bieber (EvilBeet)
You do NOT go up against Oprah, my friend. (GabbyBabble)
Maybe she could just use the eyeshadow on her legs? (GoFugYourself)
I suspect Gaga (HaveUHeard)
Prince Albert locked down (INeedMyFix)
I’m ok, Britney’s a nutbar? (PoorBritney)
The Hills are alive with the sound of recaps (IBBB)
Ke$ha <3 Star Trek (JustJared)
10 greatest Real Worlders (MovieLine)
George Michael goes Down Under to come out on top (PerezHilton)
RPatz seen with Banksy ex (UKPopSugar)
I think Madame Tussaud’s just “repurposed” the Delta Burke statue (PopBytes)
The man dates Katy Perry: he’s never SEEN those before (SeriouslyOMG)
Yes, it’s a special request Hump Day Hunk; normally we don’t take requests, but this was persuasively phrased and besides, we just like looking at Owen Wilson as often as humanly possible, so here. The nice suit and Keds look was invented for this man.
Tupac dodged a bullet…oh, wait. (Lolebrity)
It’s baaaaaack! (Manolo)
Ray Bradbury, interior decorator (ManoloHome)
Calling opinionated brides (ManoloBrides)
Suck it, Australia! (ManoloBig)
I hope they weren’t used! (TeenyManolo)
Manorexia’s poster boys (AgentBedhead)
Stop the presses: Tila Tequila is dumb???? (AllieIsWired)
Justin Bieber is black (AmyGrindhouse)
Stop the presses: Megan Fox is dumb???? (BricksAndStones)
John Travolta and Kelly Preston replace purse dogs with baby (BusyBeeBlogger)
Wait, Megan Fox really IS dumb (CeleBitchy)
The incredible, buoyant boobies! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
How today’s stars will age (MSNBC)
Dame Elizabeth: Cowboy boots, muumuu, and a king’s ransom in gems (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan’s parole officer is dumb???? (CelebritySmack)
Stop the presses: Bristol Palin’s clients are dumb??? (CelebVIPLounge)
Six Degrees of STDs (CityRag)
Woody Allen’s threesome (CojoStyle)
We nose, NeNe! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Jennifer Aniston has rhinoplasty by photoshop (DailyStab)
Queen of the prom…in San Quentin, in about two months (DListed)
Don’t let her near the diamonds! (Lainey)
This man is my HERO! (EvilBeet)
Stop the presses: Eliza Dushku fans are dumb??? (GabbyBabble)
Stop the presses: Kennedys DRINK??? (Gawker)
Diaper jodhpurs are NEVER a good idea (GoFugYourself)
Red Carpet Slideshow (HaveUHeard)
Prince of Pers- oooooh, sorry, what was I saying? (INeedMyFix)
Hamlet was bulimic? (IBBB)
Ryan Gosling’s blue movie (JustJared)
Edgar Allan Poe’s had a little work done (LitelySalted)
Who you gonna call? (MovieLine)
Johnny Depp in your face! (PerezHilton)
Kylie is magic (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Robert Pattinson on Ellen??? (UKPopSugar)
Marion Cotillard has a sackful of mystery (PopBytes)
Lindsay will have to pull a Polanski (Radar)
Jake is trying to get my attention (SeriouslyOMG)
Ryan Reynolds wears the ugliest superhero costume of all time (TenGossip)
And, since you made it all the way to the bottom, you deserve some more Hump Day eye candy. Say hello to the future Mister raincoaster.
