January 10, 2013 in
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Michael Jackson and the last two people indifferent to him
In the accessory department, this is a close call. MJ wins on the shoes. Pennyloafers always win, and flesh-coloured shoes are some stripper novelty item that should never have entered the mainstream. But in the Purse Wars, I’m giving it to Granny in the Middle, even though I hate squashy bags. That 80’s applique on Michael’s bag is just Criminal.


December 30, 2010 in
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Autobiography: Good anecdote, bad reality
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a quote for the ages:
“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.”
— Carrie Fisher
She’s also the author of one of the best opening lines
in history, “I never should have given my phone number to the guy who pumped my stomach.”
Michael Jackson gave me the BEST present (raincoaster)
Who wore it better: a Gareth Pugh model or Godzilla (Ayyyy)
Frank Sinatra vs some pasty vegan (ManoloFood)
Katy Perry won’t admit she has a problem (Lolebrity)
This part is so radioactive they may have to hire Lindsay Lohan (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse was once more ambitious than you (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz pub candid! (TheBosh)
Reese Witherspoon ups the ante with her exes (BusyBeeBlogger)
This will not end well: fag vs hag (CeleBitchy)
Nicole Richie is no Lilo, yo! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Times Square is a Snooki-free zone (CelebritySmack)
Xtina has reXamined her approach to FARDS (CityRag)
No Doubt McCartney was thrilled to the core of his being (DailyStab)
Lock up your sperm! It’s time for Dancing with the Professional Uterus (Earsucker)
This has to be the best headline I have seen in WEEKS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Archie Leach is appalled at this! (HaveUHeard)
Kelly Osbourne is OUT of control (INeedMyFix)
Kate Moss tiptoes her way out of modeling (JustJared)
A Charlie Sheen Christmas (PopBytes)
Coolest Hogwartian casts spell on Disney World (PerezHilton)
Kate Gosselin escapes to Australia to shoot her children (Radar)
Best-dressed heads of state (Styleite)
October 26, 2010 in
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June 26, 2010 in
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