Wow, from the looks of that Miley must be doing a lot of yoga lately. Compare to dat (pancake) ass of just a few short months ago.
Looking like Maleficent’s blonde evil cheerleader niece, Princess Charlene represents dutifully, as she always does. The day when she finally snaps, I hope the paparazzi are there to see it.
If you’ve left things till far too late and still haven’t got a good costume (what, no Guy Fieri?) and decided you haven’t got the bod (or the tolerance for synthetics) to do a Miley Cyrus, never fear. We’ve got a do-it-yourself gecko costume from the same YouTube genius as brought you Miley. Enjoy?
Also, we toast the return of Chloe!
If you neglected Halloween altogether, you can always print yourself out an Anonymous mask and hang out till November 5 and the Million Mask March.
The looks on the faces of the witnesses said it all.
Is that guy in the back watching the sky, waiting for a lightning bolt to strike this unholy abomination? Has he called in a drone strike? What unspeakable apparition has so horrified the normally unflappable Smiths? Click over the jump to see, but remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen!
Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…
We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.
Something told her it had been a mistake to pair this outfit with the trendy new magnetic nail polish.