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Naomi Campbell’s true colours

Naomi Campbell has had to become adept at where she hides her cellphone

Naomi Campbell has had to become adept at where she hides her cellphone

Poor Naomi Campbell! Stripped of her protective Gaultier carapace she reveals the truth of what Bridget Jones said about all us single women: that underneath our clothes our bodies are entirely covered in scales. To which we say HAIL CTHULHU, BABY!