Ayyyy!

Seems like Natalie Portman hasn’t yet perfected the art of combover, considering how attractive she still looks – perhaps an excursion to Trump Tower should be in store for the near future?

In answer to the questions running frantically through your mind, Natalie: 1) No he probably doesn’t wash his hair as often as you and 2) No he’s probably not letting go of your hand anytime soon.

Well, what else are you going to drink on Thanksgiving? Those Shirley Temples Aunt Flossie mixes are way too strong!

Mariah Carey is thankful Ellen doesn’t ask too many questions (Websters)

Axl Rose, however, is ungrateful (SeriouslyOMG)

Be thankful this guy isn’t following you down a dark alley (UKPopsugar)

Be glad your name isn’t something as dumb as Bronx Mowgli (Mollygood)

Josh Duhamel gives thanks for polar bears (JustJared)

I am grateful for entertaining double entendres (JustJaredJr)

Zac Braff is thankful for his newfound freedom (ImNotObsessed)

Millions of men grateful for Natalie Portman’s failure to understand (CandyKirby)

Be thankful this dude is not your dad! (People)

Happy Thanksgivingmass (IBBB)

Celebs share their Thanksgiving turkeys with us! (Defamer)

What celebs are grateful for (ONTD)

I’m grateful I’m not these people’s Thanksgiving dinner guest (DailyStab)

Rejoice! They finally found a use for Barney! (CelebritySmack)

Be grateful you didn’t have Sarah Larson’s terrible burdens (CeleBitchy)

And be grateful you’re not Rachel Johnson, winner of the most prestigious award in literature (maybe, maybe not) (AgentBedhead)

Still waiting for the cloakroom attendant to find where he put that leather jacket of yours? Never fear, if the chills start multiplying perhaps Natalie Portman will be kind enough to lend you one of her thermal shoulder-warmers.

Pete Doherty can’t meet his deadlines because… he’s Pete Doherty! (AgentBedhead)

Sarah Palin busted via Myspace (Civixen)

Vanilla Ice shelf still calving (CelebritySmack)

Natalie Portman in Venice (DailyStab)

The Josh Harnett Um Deeply Interpersonal Tape (Defamer)

Lilo speaks on BritPal (MySpace)

Attack of the MIILFia! (CandyKirby)

Jacko and Pamela Anderson dating? (ImNotObsessed)

Anonymous storm Katie Holmes’ performance September 3rd (JustJared)

Poster children for infidelity kinda grumpy (PopSugar)

Vogue India…where the ridiculous meets the sublime (Mollygood)

Donnie Davies: the return! Take My Hand! (YouTube)

Xtina, before and after (Websters)

Sarah Palin is not flat busted (PerezHilton)

Sarah Palin a fitting heir to GWB (Gawker)

The Pivert is a Diva (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus and her long-lost twin (Lolebrity)

Peter Coyote takes on George Clooney (AgentBedhead)

The John McCain terrorist fist bump (WOW)

10 sexiest humans alive (Pajiba)

Christian Bale arrested for Oedipal assault (Websters)

RIP Estelle Getty (CelebritySmack)

Cindy and Greg Brady do lunch, charity work (SeriouslyOMG)

A man, his wife, and their surgeon (Radar)

Kate Moss is off the market again (UKPopsugar)

Hollywood’s rich list (PerezHilton)

John Edwards triangle trapeziod (NationalEnquirer)

Shia Laboeuf on the run (JustJared)

From the Department of Bad Ideas: Wino to work with addicts (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston really shouldn’t be commenting on newspaper sites (ImNotObsessed)

Play the Britney Spears White Trash game (IBBB)

Natalie Portman in Bollywood Blockbuster! (CandyKirby)

A cougar can’t change her spots (GoFugYourself)

Big surprise: Miley Cyrus to film nude scenes (DailyStab)

The Mad Socialite of YouTube is evicted (CelebritySmack)

Top Five Valley Girls (Defamer)

The Celebrity Bare-Baby-Bump-Belly Club (Defamer)

Madonna steelz frum Liza (Lolebrity)

Kate Moss adjusts her high beams (AgentBedhead)

Former singer Aguilera discusses her greatest assets (GabbyBabble)

Demon-haunted Amy Winehouse needs some exorcise (FemaleFirst)

Naomi Campbell, serial cellphone assaulter, dates up: a con artist (UKPopsugar)

Do they have an alibi for when Harrison Ford’s camera was stolen? (DailyStab)

Shania and the Other Woman (CelebritySmack)

Kim Kardashian, dissected (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The first rule of shopping for TomKat is, you don’t talk about shopping for TomKat…or you get a C&D (CeleBitchy)

Angelina plans to tip the nurses well: $20 million for birthing expenses (Life&Style)

Do you doubt I am rich? (raincoaster)

Keanu romance is a Wino-no (OK)

Newest Teletubbie discovered outside London pub (ImNotObsessed)

Natalie Portman would look good wearing used Kleenex, and here’s the proof (CandyKirby)

Josh Groban is into bears (SeriouslyOMG)

The Return of FedEx! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston’s wedding pix (IBBB)

Sharon Stone proudly flies the cougar flag (DListed)

Simon Cowell apologizes. Yes, you read that right (BittenAndBound)

That’s hot! Paris Hilton as an Old (EvilBeet)

Britney’s big Vegas comeback possiblymaybe? (ShowbizSpy)

Nick Hogan not enjoying incarceration as much as he thought (Mollygood)

Ah the life of a celebrity – one minute you’re enjoying a leisurely amble in downtown Manhattan, the next you’re being mistaken for a fire hydrant:

Hollywood actress NATALIE PORTMAN was left red-faced after a dog urinated on her in New York.
The star took a break from filming New York, I Love You to take her own dog for a walk in Lower Manhattan.
But as the 26-year-old was left shocked after a passer’s by dog stopped to urinate near her leg.
Onlookers tells British newspaper The Sun that Portman later laughed off the incident and continued with her romantic stroll with musician boyfriend Devendra Banhart, 26.

Evidently this dog must be another one of those moviegoers who were severely bothered by the historical inaccuracies of The Other Boleyn Girl.