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This week we pay special tribute to the late great Paul Newman, one of the best-loved and brightest stars of all time.  Take a wistful look at the photo montage below and identify the movies starring this famously handsome leading man.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be calling in sick so that I can enjoy a movie marathon of his memorable performances while snacking on some Newman Own’s popcorn.

He will be missed

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The Hoff hassled to the tune of $25,000 per month Hasselmony (USAToday)

Vince Vaughn is the Flabby Flasher of Griffith Park (CelebSlam)

Akon guilty of criminal assault on the truth with intent to blow smoke up your ass (AgentBedhead)

Hollywood selling out (no, that’s not a tautology) (Derober)

The jailbird diaries of Pete Doherty (HolyMoly)

Britney’s Total Fitness? Somewhere between couch potato and Basset Hound (TheBlemish)

America’s Next Top Flight Attendant? (IBBB)

Gossip Wars: attack of the necroporn pimps! (Defamer)

Who is this “Dalai Lama” of whom you speak? (Gawker)

Scientology vs the Little Guy, round N+1 (XenuTV)

Naomi Campbell shuts barn door, gazes wistfully after horse (CelebritySmack)

Get M-K O’s look! Then, presumably, get much-needed corrective lenses (CircusHour)

Ashlee Simpson just isn’t worth it (DListed)

Cameron Diaz issues statement about the death of her father (CeleBitchy)

Johnny Depp will never work with Renee Zellweger again as long as he lives (DailyStab)

Blake, Incarcerated, Forgotten (TheSun)

Scarface (GabbyBabble)

Putin’s poontang  (BittenAndBound)

Victoria Beckham’s Pink Taco is 34? (JustJared)

Charlton Heston, 84, Dead. Damn Dirty Apes Sought for Questioning

I loved Charlton Heston.

I love Charlton Heston because as an honorary Texan, he held dear at least two, if not all three, of the Pillars of Texas Life, namely Jesus, guns and barbeque.

He was also the unchallenged master of the “Greased Up For Jesus” film genre  and shaped an entire generation’s visual ideas of the Bible. Seriously, what does Moses look like in your head? Exactly.

In fact, I’m pretty sure that from 1956 to 1963 any religion that didn’t feature a cinematic spectacular with a ripped dude in an equally ripped loin cloth, all slicked up with vaseline and righteousness wasn’t even protected under the Bill of Rights.

We’ll miss you Chuck!

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