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Happy Birthday, Cougarman! George Clooney is 47 (ImNotObesessed)

Would you be the filling in an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn sandwich? (CelebrityDirt)

Attack of the Slash! (TheRadReport)

Dustin Hoffman farts in Tom Cruise’s general direction (HolyMoly)

Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour’s dream date (CandyKirby)

Ashley Olsen is no Elizabeth Hurley; Mary-Kate is no Joey Heatherton (Websters)

Uma Thurman’s stalker is a man of convictions. Felony convictions (GabbyBabble)

Pete Doherty on the loose! Lock up your crack! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mister Amy Winehouse may not be entirely respectable (TheSun)

Kate Moss in bondage, lingerie, matrimony, and gainful employment (AgentBedhead)

La Lohan is light-fingered (TheBlemish)

Ant-Man rides the Iron Man’s shiny coattails to new movie deal (Defamer)

Heath Ledger dolls selling like mad (Gawker)

Mariah Carey may have a brain under that weave: she got a prenup (CeleBitchy)

It’s SIR Kylie now! (UKPopSugar)

Beck is back, bitches! (PerezHilton)

Amy Winehouse’s brain makes a break for it, digging escape hatch now (CelebritySmack)

The Chronicles of Narnia, live at Barnes & Noble (JustJared)

Oprah’s critics pick wrong target (Bossip)

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All They Need is Love? Nixon’s lawyer threatens Lennon’s widow (MovieCityIndie)

Taxman: Wesley Snipes faces three years in the pokey (Defamer)

Your Mother Should Know: Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks get physical on QVC (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Double Fantasy? Quentin Tarantino and Verne Troyer pimp it out (AgentBedhead)

How Do You Sleep? Tom Cruise to return to Oprah (ImNotObsessed)

Working Class Heroes, Public Enemies: Win a chance to work with Johnny Depp (CharityBuzz)

Woman: Sexiest stars (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Bigger than Jesus? Heidi Montag snubs the White House (CandyKirby)

Stand by Me? Whutchewtalkin’ ’bout, Willis? Gary Coleman to divorce (DListed)

Watching the Wheels Go By: Paris Hilton to be thrown off Good Charlotte tour? (HolyMoly)

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Picture fun with celebrities (CelebritySmack)

Beautiful Boy? Jada Pinkett-Smith has a major mullet (Yeeeeah)

Jealous Guy: Patrick Dempsey checks out the competition (DailyStab)

Mother: Baby Mama premiere with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (CeleBitchy)

Hello, Goodbye: Orlando Brown resurfaces after MIA scare (TheBlemish)

She Said She Said: Elliot Spitzer liked to play with toys is what she said! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Flying: Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam (CityRag)

The Fool on the Hill: homeless Congressman sleeps in bars? (Wonkette)

Amy Winehouse, I Want To Tell You you’re losing it (CelebWarship)

A Day In the Life of reality tv (Mollygood)

I Am the Walrus: World’s largest baby (PerezHilton)

George Clooney’s bedroom habits (CelebuWreck)

Olsen fetus rocks the lamb fetus (IBBB)

Amy Winehouse celebrates 4:20 (CelebrityDirt)

Kate Hudson is ageing, should get her hands off my man (BittenAndBound)

James Bond’s car cannot swim (Jalopnik)

“Forbidden Kingdom” permitted (Defamer)

Texas Polygamist Wives Calendar (BestWeekEver)

Charlie Rose on Charlie Rose on the Internet by Samuel Beckett (Valleywag)

Ewan MacGregor’s daily grind (DailyStab)

Tom Cruise works it like it’s 1989 (AgentBedhead)

Disney Princes: rated R for “rawwwwr!” (TeenyManolo)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James hit by drunk driver (CelebritySmack)

Lilo drunko, lezbo, yo (EvilBeet)

Pete Doherty may not be the world’s most responsible tenant. Shock! Horror! (CeleBitchy)

The Mona Lisa exploited! (Gawker)

McDreamy at Made of Honor premiere (JustJared)

DC is anti-fun! (PerezHilton)

Jen Aniston cheaps out on Oprah? (Mollygood)

Heath Ledger Joker hype no joke (Defamer)

The Spitzer Scandal explained by a toddler (Gawker)

Scientology gets what it deserves: Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Madonna knows her limits (GabbyBabble)

Jennifer Aniston’s publicist strikes again (DListed)

Lohan to murder a Manson movie (CelebritySmack)

Katie Holmes rolls like Lily Munster (Popsugar)

George Clooney’s girlfriend is a model of propriety at all times. KIDDING! (DailyStab)

Britney Spears no longer full of it (Yeeeeah)

Poison drummer poisonous, rapey (CelebWarship)

The Grande Dames of stage and screen make an appearance (EvilBeet)

One Year Ago Today: FedEx and Britney edition (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Oprah helps a girlfriend out (CircusHour)

Chris Crocker finds a new career as a Big Bird impersonator (Mollygood)

Britney to be saved by Lourdes? (Us)

JLo strangles babies? (Jossip)

Wichita, Kansas is not ready for Bruno (PerezHilton)

When you’re a tv star, there’s always someone around to say the bag was his, officer (TheSmokingGun)

I lost a bet! (TheBlemish)

Seal (angrily) seeks bukkit (GabbyBabble)

Who wore it best: Nicky Hilton or your grandma’s parlour? (CircusHour)

Oprah’s image in a million little pieces (Defamer)

Boondock Saints resurrected (AgentBedhead)

Survivor Micronesia recap–Help fight Ostenoperosis (RealityTVTalk)

South Park stops blaming Canada, starts blaming Britney instead (CelebritySmack)

Meet Kirstin Davis in person (GoneHollywood)

Liev Schreiber half nekkid! (JustJared)

Johnny Depp, shorn! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Demon Barber of Wilshire Blvd also attacks David Beckham (ASocialiteLife)

Scariest Celebrity Faces (Cityrag)

America’s Next Top Bitchfight (I’mBringingBloggingBack)

Winona Ryder can’t even afford to shoplift from Rodeo Drive anymore! (Celebitchy)

Shia LaBoeuf pleads not guilty to charge of being smokin’ hot (Popsugar)

Hannah Montana is killing babies! (Ecorazzi)

Kate Moss dances on Jim Morrison’s grave (HollywoodRag)

Charlize Theron’s zygotes are ready for action (ImNotObsessed)

The Mariah Carey Purity Quiz (PollsBoutique)

Suicide chez Mel Gibson (DailyStab)

Orlando Bloom is extreme (Fitceleb)

George Clooney’s manhood-enhancing cosmetic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ryan Seacrest’s shameful, secret passion for Simon Cowell (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Depp, The Hoff, and the Demon Barber Chair of Fleet Street (Celebitchy)

RIP blues guitarist Jeff Healey (EW)

Marion Cotillard says she was misquoted (Dlisted)

Accidents and babydaddy uncertainty are all in the family: the Spears family (Celebslam)

Angelina Jolie cannot be unsexed (Cityrag)

Scarlett Johansson auctions herself off (ImNotObsessed)

George Clooney doesn’t need no stinking swag bag (Gabsmash)

Sienna Miller loves coke (Ninjadude)

Olsen Twins’s book leaked! (236)

Kate Moss demoted (Popsugar)

Oprah is such a giver (IBBB)

Elle MacPherson shows off her lingerie line (CelebritySmack)

Prince Harry is a cunning linguist (CircusHour)

Sandra Bernhard supports a losing cause (AwfulPlasticSurgery)

Jamie-Lynn is expecting a boy, massive publicity (CelebrityBabyScoop)

See Saw? (AgentBedhead)

Martha Stewart enjoys a morning Martini with Meredith Viera (Defamer)

Celebrity Baby Auctions (Gawker)

Julie Christie is still a heartbreaker (Celebitchy)

So is Britney (Dlisted)

Ten smelliest celebs (Yeeeeah)

How gay is Top Gun? (Cityrag)

Lucy Lawless is a celestial body (GlitteratiGossip)

The Oprah Sarcophagus (CelebritySmack)

Portia and Ellen visi- HOLD THE PHONE! WHOOP, WHOOP, UGLY SHOE ALERT! (EvilBeet)

JLo and MarAn’s baby names revealed (DailyStab)

Spoiler Alert: Cloverfield Spoilers. Spoiler Alert! Duh. (fourfour)

Nicole Kidman is hoping for a visit from the Titty Fairy (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Julianne Moore is on the granola and yogurt diet (HollywoodBackwash)

Britney Spears is Bazooka Joe’s biggest fan (Celebwarship)

Bart Simpson is a Scientologist (HolyCandy)

Katherine Heigl is smoking, hot? (ImNotObsessed)

Jessica Alba is having a boy (Popsugar)

The Sean Young SAG wig-out video (PerezHilton)

Lily Allen miscarriage (PerezHilton)

Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)

B52s release a new album (WOWReport)

Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)

Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)

Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)

Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)

Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)

Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)

There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)

Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)

Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)

Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)

The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)

Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)

Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)

Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)

Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)

Johnny Depp still believes in Santa! (AgentBedhead)

Ashton Kutcher IS Santa (raincoaster)

Get into Mel Gibson’s pants, make somebody’s dreams come true (Defamer)

Party with Michael Jackson (CelebSlam)

Tony Parker is suing, not screwing (CelebritySmack)

Kiefer Christmasing in jail (CityRag)

Borat and AliG killed! (DailyStab)

Jamie-Lynn Spears has the Facts of Life going for her! (CelebrityMound)

Jamie-Lynn is afraid of Britney’s temper (IDLYITW)

Shane McGowan, who Pete Doherty wants to be when he grows up (Dlisted)

Why you should have heard of Shane McGowan (YouTube)

Oprah oppressing Obama! (EvilBeet)

Rupert Everett lays the smackdown on Jodie Foster, may need UN protection (GabbyBabble)

Lily Allen, her smokes, her pregnancy, and her new tv show (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Cutest Celebuspawn of 2007 (GoFugYourself)

Zac Efron wigs out (HolyCandy)

Britney Spears flashing figurine (PopOnThePop)

On the Fifth Day of Britmas… (DoodleWhore)

Carleton scores a porn star! All the ladies love a man with smooth moves (CeleBitchy)

The ongoing saga of PerezHilton vs YouTube; advantage: Perez (PerezHilton)

Brangelina on a bike and a trike (INF)

Jen vs Angie onstage! (ImNotObsessed)

Naomi Campbell IS Brenda Starr! (Mollygood)

Amy Winehouse primps. Can’t fault the girl for trying (TheMeatScale)

Scarlett Johannson channels Anna Nicole Smith (Websters)

Britney Spears give her kids toxic playthings of death (WendyWayrad)

Paris Hilton’s new movie has Oscar buzz. I kid! (Yeeeeah)

Heather Mills vs Stella McCartney, the smackdown (Yeeeah)

Dina Lohan vs Riley Boytoy (what IS his name again?) (DListed)

Paris Hilton scares rats (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty off the wagon, on the smack (Sun)

Prince is the Prince of Digital Darkness (CelebritySmack)

Everybody loves Jennifer Garner (DailyStab)

Hilary Duff, private dancer (GabbyBabble)

KFed does the Big O (StupidCelebrities)

Beyonce’s granny girdle (TheMeatScale)

Jessica Simpson: not the steadiest tugboat on the seas (MollyGood)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, stick insect (TheSkinnyWebsite)

Rihanna: oh yes, I DI’ID! (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Kim Cattrall sez: I’m only in it for the money (PerezHilton)

Angelina signs an “Adopt me Angelina” tee (JustJared)

Britney, artificially aged (HollywoodBackwash)

Patti Labelle rocks the Laura Ashley (GoFugYourself)

There’s one less Osmond in the world (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Britney Spears beaten by pensioners (HolyCandy)

LeeLee Sobieski’s boobs at literary gala tribute (I’mNotObsessed)

Madonna’s son to visit his birth father again (HolyMoly)

It’s not such a small world, after all (AgentBedhead)

Shia LaBeouf, homeless, drunk, and busted (HolyCandy)

World Music Awards: Celine Dion rocks the big hair, small dress combo (ImNotObsessed)

Bad Celebrity Baby Names has a new entrant: Ever Jovovitch Anderson (DailyStab)

Jon Stewart supports strikers (PerezHilton)

Oprah on YouTube! (JustJared)

Angelina Jolie’s Beowulf press conference (CelebritySmack)

Kevin Federline: Evil Genius??? (Yeeeah!)

Nicolas Cage rampage (CityRag)

The Hoff shops (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson, designer. Coco, watch your back! (MollyGood)

New Spice Girls video (DListed)

Cate Blanchett: Perfect, perfectly pregnant (HollywoodOffender)

Christie Brinkley goes uptown, downmarket (GoFugYourself)

Katie Holmesbot obeys! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marie Osmond: no longer a ringer for Yvonne DeCarlo (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Pink sees red (CelebSlam)

Tara Reid’s liver cries UNCLE! (TheSkinny)

Reese and Jake go public (I’mNotObsessed)

Colin Farrell, bored at Borders (DailyStab)

Britney’s frenemies boycott her album (Yeeeah)

Did Halle Berry just destroy her career? She thinks so (CelebWarship)

Britney Spears, Road Warrior, gets another notch (GoneHollywood)

Ellen DeGeneris, Dog Launderer (GossipOrTruth)

Is Carmen Electra wearing an Amanda Bynes costume? (PopBytes)

We, the people, believe Britney Spears should be First Lady of France (BuckHollywood)

Oprah’s dark, sexy past (GabbyBabble)

Mariah Carey gets waxed onstage (HolyCandy)

Heidi Fleiss is hiring (EvilBeet)

Attack of the soap star! (WOWreport)

Denise Richards is a witch; surprise! (Gabsmash)

Celebrity Jack-o-lanterns: Britney Spears (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Johnny Depp paints a portrait of love (ICYDK)

TomKat & Suri don’t buy this global warming guff (CelebrityBabyScoop)

The Manliest Man’s Man on the planet! (AskMen)

California Fire Coverage: Save the Soaps! (Defamer)