Heather Mills vs Stella McCartney, the smackdown (Yeeeah)

Dina Lohan vs Riley Boytoy (what IS his name again?) (DListed)

Paris Hilton scares rats (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty off the wagon, on the smack (Sun)

Prince is the Prince of Digital Darkness (CelebritySmack)

Everybody loves Jennifer Garner (DailyStab)

Hilary Duff, private dancer (GabbyBabble)

KFed does the Big O (StupidCelebrities)

Beyonce’s granny girdle (TheMeatScale)

Jessica Simpson: not the steadiest tugboat on the seas (MollyGood)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, stick insect (TheSkinnyWebsite)

Rihanna: oh yes, I DI’ID! (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Kim Cattrall sez: I’m only in it for the money (PerezHilton)

Angelina signs an “Adopt me Angelina” tee (JustJared)

Britney, artificially aged (HollywoodBackwash)

Patti Labelle rocks the Laura Ashley (GoFugYourself)

There’s one less Osmond in the world (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Britney Spears beaten by pensioners (HolyCandy)

LeeLee Sobieski’s boobs at literary gala tribute (I’mNotObsessed)

Madonna’s son to visit his birth father again (HolyMoly)

It’s not such a small world, after all (AgentBedhead)

Shia LaBeouf, homeless, drunk, and busted (HolyCandy)

World Music Awards: Celine Dion rocks the big hair, small dress combo (ImNotObsessed)

Bad Celebrity Baby Names has a new entrant: Ever Jovovitch Anderson (DailyStab)

Jon Stewart supports strikers (PerezHilton)

Oprah on YouTube! (JustJared)

Angelina Jolie’s Beowulf press conference (CelebritySmack)

Kevin Federline: Evil Genius??? (Yeeeah!)

Nicolas Cage rampage (CityRag)

The Hoff shops (Defamer)

Jessica Simpson, designer. Coco, watch your back! (MollyGood)

New Spice Girls video (DListed)

Cate Blanchett: Perfect, perfectly pregnant (HollywoodOffender)

Christie Brinkley goes uptown, downmarket (GoFugYourself)

Katie Holmesbot obeys! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marie Osmond: no longer a ringer for Yvonne DeCarlo (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Pink sees red (CelebSlam)

Tara Reid’s liver cries UNCLE! (TheSkinny)

Reese and Jake go public (I’mNotObsessed)

Colin Farrell, bored at Borders (DailyStab)

Britney’s frenemies boycott her album (Yeeeah)

Did Halle Berry just destroy her career? She thinks so (CelebWarship)

Britney Spears, Road Warrior, gets another notch (GoneHollywood)

Ellen DeGeneris, Dog Launderer (GossipOrTruth)

Is Carmen Electra wearing an Amanda Bynes costume? (PopBytes)

We, the people, believe Britney Spears should be First Lady of France (BuckHollywood)

Oprah’s dark, sexy past (GabbyBabble)

Mariah Carey gets waxed onstage (HolyCandy)

Heidi Fleiss is hiring (EvilBeet)

Attack of the soap star! (WOWreport)

Denise Richards is a witch; surprise! (Gabsmash)

Celebrity Jack-o-lanterns: Britney Spears (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Johnny Depp paints a portrait of love (ICYDK)

TomKat & Suri don’t buy this global warming guff (CelebrityBabyScoop)

The Manliest Man’s Man on the planet! (AskMen)

California Fire Coverage: Save the Soaps! (Defamer)