Of that tragic saque, we shall not speak. No, we are only going to harsh on the (undoubtedly expensive) hair today.
My sister once paid a guy three figures to give her dark roots, but she’s a real blonde. And she never would have paid extra to have a visible line of demarcation between her real hair and her extensions. And even if she were a spokesmodel/actress/whatever for Covergirl, she’d know better than to wear that much blush and undereye concealer. I’m increasingly coming to the conclusion that the terrorists are concentrating on “makeup bombing” Hollywood stars to demoralize the populace.
Let’s distract ourselves from the end of the world with some good ol’ gossip links, shall we?
Pointless Internet Drama, I wish I could quit you (raincoaster)
Good Mourning! (Ayyyy)
Toni Collette vs Coldplay (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse goes Full Brazilian (BusyBeeBlogger)
Amy Winehouse is wearing an awfully tall belt (NSFW) (CelebDirtyLaundry)
It’s Ted Williams’ world; we just live in it (CelebritySmack)
Detouched Celebrities (CityRag)
Robert Pattinson doesn’t know who he is (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity pizzaface (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Jane Krakowski is packing babeh (HaveUHeard)
Kardashian Kard Konflict! (INeedMyFix)
Britney leaks! (PoorBritney)
The evolution of the fashion blogger (PopBytes)
Kim Kardashian has a big mouth (SeriouslyOMG)