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Manolo says, from the Manolo’s friends at the WizbangPop comes this most interesting news about Owen Wilson.

In Touch magazine reports the twice rehabbed stallion is resisting family and friends urging to enter a facility and instead has hired a ‘sober companion’ at the rate of $750.00 a day. And what’s the companion do? Follow the star around and make sure he doesn’t shoot up of course!

The per diem rate assures Owen a companion who will do ‘whatever’s necessary’ to keep him from using. A companion can also counsel and [provide] transportation to and from all destinations.

If this is not the perfect plot for the comedy the Manolo does not know what is!

Now, the only question is, who should play the “Sober Companion”?