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Canuck Coffee Links

The link to this recipe doesn’t exist, because I haven’t written it out yet, but just make Irish Coffee with maple syrup instead of sugar, and double the amount. While you’re at it, double the amount of whisky, too. It won’t all fit in the mug with the other ingredients, so you’d better put that extra shot in a small glass and maybe just sip it while you mix up the Canuck Coffee. Just a suggestion.

Gezundheit, Pete! (AgentBedhead)

Lily, you can’t smoke and snort at the same time (HolyMoly)

Michael, your career is bong gone (AmyGrindhouse)

Run,  Katie, run! (Websters)

Hey KFed, don’t let your kids run off to join the Circus (ASL)

If you think about it, Madge, that’s incest (Yeeeeah)

Could someone call Christian Bale’s mom to pick him up from the principal’s office? (DListed)

Chrissy, you’re no Terminator (Defamer)

Jen, honey, we’re just not that into bell bottoms (JustJared)

Chelsy, don’t let that one get away (UKPopSugar)

Morrissey, I’d have assumed you’d be at least a 78! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindz, what comes between you and your Calvins (IBBB)

Gaga, you’re gaga (GabbyBabble)

Dakota Fanning, you go right back into your room and put your pants on (EvilBeet)

Hey, sportsfans, is that what you call a First Down? (CandyKirby)

Denzel, you need to leave some room for my boy Viggo (DailyStab)

It’s not loaded, Jenny (CelebuWreck)

Twitty Milk? The first Social Mediatard of the 21st Century is born (CelebWarship)

Never fire till you can see the whites of their eyes, but of course you can see hers from the Columbian border (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay, they were just trying to be consistent with the labelling of passengers (CeleBitchy)

Time for a replacement?

Hey lefty, what does this word say?

Have parts of Pamela Anderson gotten forgetful over the years? Looks like the right one needs cue cards because it can’t seem to remember its lines again.

Icewine Links

I don’t even like icewine, which is weird because I am normally all about the dessert wines and so I am somehow vaguely unpatriotic for not liking Canada’s national dessert wine, but perhaps it has something to do with the bottle that had been open two years and stored next to the pickles and olives in the fridge which was my first taste of icewine.

Yeah. That’s it.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Santa Dads (TeenyManolo)

Katie Holmes gets the makeover of her life! (Websters)

Because she really needs it (SeriouslyOMG)

Tony Parker thinks he has in vitro telekinesis (ASL)

Britney’s triumph of hope over experience (WizbangPop)

Partygoers must be on Pixie dust (UKPopSugar)

Pamela Anderson is the new house model at Vivienne Westwood (ElleUK)

Greatest gifts of all time, anywhere (CandyKirby)

Is this Mary-Kate? Or Ashley? (IBBB)

Happy 28th to Christina Drooguliera (Defamer)

Zac Efron at Children’s Hospital (JustJared)

Rihanna brings the bootaloons (GoFugYourself)

Bono is a Freudian (GabbyBabble)

William H Macy’s mercury levels well within safety limits (EvilBeet)

Pete Doherty’s arm assploded! (HolyMoly)

Karl Lagerfeld gets the funk up (FakeKarl)

Lily Allen is in the wrong line of work (DListed)

Smells like Beef Spirit? (DailyStab)

Click for a Cause (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton, burgled again (CeleBitchy)

Is ScarJo the new Jennifer Aniston? (AmyGrindhouse)

Buy a $1 beer and fight $cientology (AgentBedhead)

Peach Sidecar Links

For just five cents a day you can feed a Hollywood stylist (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise busts a move (AgentBedhead)

Paula vs Simon. It’s ON, bitches! (GenosWorld)

Beyonce beaten! (AmyGrindhouse)

Kiefer’s a star in our hearts and on our sidewalks (UKPopSugar)

Childhood trauma explains Pam Anderson’s taste in men (CelebritySmack)

Brad Pitt’s kids will ask him to get married (CeleBitchy)

The Black Hole of Hasselhoff (CityRag)

“I love you.” “What?” (Reuters)

The weirdest way to skip work (Crunk+Disorderly)

Oprah admits she fell off the wagon (DailyStab)

William Shatner plays doctor (Defamer)

Your Illinois governor scandal sheet (EvilBeet)

Jessica Simpson learned from these guys (FourFour)

Cate Blanchett’s Spanx are showing! (GabbyBabble)

JLo learns Angie but good! (GoFugYourself)

You know what they say: big feet… (HolyCandy)

The 5th Day of Harriet Carter Christmas (IBBB)

Rumble at Chuck E. Cheese! (CandyKirby)

The day the Earth stood still for Keanu and Jennifer (ImNotObsessed)

The Brangelina clan to expand again? (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus, silent at last (SeriouslyOMG)

Jim Carrey will do anything for a laugh (ASL)

Lindsay Lohan’s leggings are flying off! (Websters)

Pamela Anderson, rubbish or high art?

I perform better when I’m on my knees

Art lovers will surely appreciate this new inflatable installation at Miami’s Art Basel – such intriguing lines and curves don’t you think?

Grog and Frog’s Legs Links

Well it kinda rhymes! Besides, who doesn’t like a good sipping grog and some crispy-fried frog’s legs to dunk?

Steve Carell is Mister Smooth (Lolebrity)

Someone nail those Spears fallopian tubes shut! (AgentBedhead)

Gerard Butler goes all Spartan on a pap (CeleBitchy)

Travis Barker has second sight! (CelebritySmack)

Pamela Anderson vs Cate Blanchett? (Defamer)

Lauren Bacall does not fear the wrath of Xenu (DListed)

Old King Karl was a merry, somewhat addled old soul (FakeKarl)

Get your That One t-shirts here! (EvilBeet)

Real Paris Hilton gets real political with Fake POTUS (GabbyBabble)

Weird Al is BACK, BITCHES! (SeriouslyOMG)

Aubrey O’Day must be a Republican (GoFugYourself)

The least wanted celebrity sex tape in history (CandyKirby)

MySpace fun with Lindsay Lohan fans (IBBB)

Spaghetti Cat strikes back! (MollyGood)

and then Madonna banned the Pope, Rasputin, Ethelred the Unready, and Howard the Duck (Websters)

Princes William and Harry are biker brothers (UKPopSugar)

The Cruise’s e-meter gets hooked up to the internet (CelebrityDirt)

Pamela Anderson’s on-screen marriages still destined to fail

My bodyguards will shoot anyone who objects

Even though this is just for a music video in Moscow, it’s hard not to feel bad for the fake groom as he puts on his best hangdog expression, as if he already knows it will only be a matter of hours before this happy union is annulled, thus forever dooming him to being mentioned in the same breath as names like Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon.  Well no matter what happens, at least the caviar at this event is bound to be high quality!

PS The Ladies of Hitchcock eagerly await your guesses. 

Post-Labour Day Links

Pete Doherty can’t meet his deadlines because… he’s Pete Doherty! (AgentBedhead)

Sarah Palin busted via Myspace (Civixen)

Vanilla Ice shelf still calving (CelebritySmack)

Natalie Portman in Venice (DailyStab)

The Josh Harnett Um Deeply Interpersonal Tape (Defamer)

Lilo speaks on BritPal (MySpace)

Attack of the MIILFia! (CandyKirby)

Jacko and Pamela Anderson dating? (ImNotObsessed)

Anonymous storm Katie Holmes’ performance September 3rd (JustJared)

Poster children for infidelity kinda grumpy (PopSugar)

Vogue India…where the ridiculous meets the sublime (Mollygood)

Donnie Davies: the return! Take My Hand! (YouTube)

Xtina, before and after (Websters)

Sarah Palin is not flat busted (PerezHilton)

Sarah Palin a fitting heir to GWB (Gawker)

The Pivert is a Diva (Celebitchy)

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