ScarJo is a total diva (DailyStab)

Paris is a lederhosen monkey (Agent Bedhead)

Prince is still the King of Fashion (Celebrity Smack!)

Jessica Simpson trashes the dress, drunk (I’m Not Obsessed)

America’s Next Hot Pornstar press conference (HolyCandy)

Saint Bob Geldof is Satan (CeleBitchy)

Rose McGowan knows Jennifer Grey’s pain (A Socialite’s Life)

Angie’s brood is a handful (Hollywood Offender)

Dan Rather’s lawsuit’s horoscope (Jossip)

Eartha Kitt’s still got it, still uses it effectively (Stereohyped)

Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton and Donald Trump, together again for the first time (WorldNetDaily)

Courtney Love tore the dress off Kate Moss? (Hollywood Backwash)

Mary-Louise Parker’s new baby (EvilBeet)

Beyonce is back to black (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Happy Birthday Sophia Loren: older and hotter than us! (Mollygood)

Billy Bob: I’m not a stalker, I just play one in real life (DailyStab)

Ja’Rule, Moron. (Wizbang Pop)

Sing for your supper, whine for your dessert (Agent Bedhead)

Amy Winehouse, the pre-disaster pictures. (Hollywood Backwash)

Tommy Lee, just another emo blogger (I’m Not Obsessed)

J-Lo is retaining water? (Girls Talking Smack)

Rodent is the new diamond (HolyCandy)

Juaquin Phoenix, au naturale (Mollygood)

A Goth Christmas Album from Marilyn and Evan?

Jena Malone, rocking the Wellies. (A Socilalite’s Life)

Manolo says, here is the latest news from the land of the vapid.

After being jailed Paris Hilton vowed to no longer “act dumb”, but in her first interview since her release it was hard to tell if she was acting or not…

When asked what made her happy, the new, more serious heiress told of her love for her pet monkeys and ferrets.

And despite being single, Paris, 26, bizarrely declared: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

One can only imagine what sort of exercises this entails.

It was late in the night, the subprime markets were in turmoil and the three of us were just looking for some fun. And so Ayyyy! was born, with The Manolo, Miss Plumcake and myself wedged excitedly in the front seat of this shiny new blog. Join us as we laugh in the face of rehab, chuckle fondly about irresponsible parenting and clap our little hands gleefully at poor fashion choices.