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Weekest Lynx

Monday, May 5th, 2008
By raincoaster

Paris Hilton prefers granny panties (Websters)

Mischa Barton doesn’t have enough body fat for that much cellulite! (SeriouslyOMG)

Celebrities send a message to Tom Cruise (JustJared)

ScarJo and RyRey are engaged (GabbyBabble)

Nine Inch Nails gives away their entire album for free (AgentBedhead)

Gary Dourdan was wearing Lindsay Lohan’s coke pants (Defamer)

TomCruise.com does not fail to bring the kray-zee! (Gawker)

Britney to make special guest appearance in court (ImNotObsessed)

Gwyneth Paltrow finds her son disturbing (DailyStab)

Lawn Gyland sets the bar high: Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year (CandyKirby)

Stripper-portraying “actress” Lindsay Lohan to stretch self again on Ugly Betty (POTP)

The Jennifer Aniston love machine lays waste to Hollywood, if you believe her PR (Mollygood)

Simon Cowell may not be all menthol-flavoured sweetness and light (ICYDK)

Jessica Simpson’s boobaerobics (CityRag)

They shot the wrong one: Heidi lives! (IBBB)

Celebs at the Kentucky Derby (HollywoodRag)

God cannot kill Bai Ling! (DListed)

Nicole Richie not exactly prepared for this whole “motherhood” thing (CeleBitchy)

With a name like “Peaches” what are the odds she’d turn out boring? (CelebritySmack)


Mickey Mouse Links

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
By raincoaster

Scientology and bad PR: a deadly combo (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise explains himself (CeleBitchy)

Origami Guy Fawkes mask (Chosetec)

Anonymous vs Scientology, round eight-billion: May 10th (raincoaster)

The curse of Katie Holmes! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Lindsay Lohan is an unhappy poster girl (DListed)

Beyonce has a pay to play deal (Bossip)

Gary Coleman makes sense? The end days are upon us (Mollygood)

Paris Hilton is engaging in substitution, but it’s better than the alternative (PopSugar)

Miley Cyrus is a bad influence on Minnie Mouse (Webster’s)

Agyness Deyns to make out with another girl’s boyfriend (TheRadReport)

Best (Worst?) Hollywood hellraisers (HolyMoly)

P Puff Diddy Daddy has a star on the Walk of Fame, now stuck with a name (SeriouslyOMG)

Chloe Lattanzi is Toxic! (AllieIsWired)

Shine on, you crazy Neil Diamond (DailyStab)

Brangelina beats Oprah like a red-headed mule (CandyKirby)

Obama is a Hills groupie (IBBB)

Miley Cyrus does something decent for a change (ImNotObsessed)

Stars! They’re just like us! They love free donuts too! (JustJared)

The Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon love child (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Valentino: Orange FAIL (Popbytes)

Megan was a light-fingered Fox (CelebritySmack)


Who wore it better?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Bubbly blondeBlonde bimbo

One has been named as “People’s Most Beautiful”, the other should be crowned as “People’s Most Stupid Fool”.


Open-Mouthed Links

Thursday, May 1st, 2008
By raincoaster

David Blaine keeps his mouth shut for 17 minutes, 4 seconds longer than I thought he could (CeleBitchy)

Pink Floyd’s pig is an ironic cultural critic (SeriouslyOMG)

Gape at Christina Ricci’s long-lost twin! (CandyKirby)

Gasp at the humongous tips left by Johnny “Has-No-Human-Flaws” Depp (GabbyBabble)

Wipe that frown off your face with Frownies! (IBBB)

Ashley Olsen will show you her tiny gerbil teeth (CelebWarship)

Open wide, here it comes, Miley (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Katie Holmes soon to star in the Camp Gold Base Follies production of “The Day the Clown Cried” (AgentBedhead)

Gosling protests for poultry! (ICYDK)

Dr Teeth not included: Rocker stage name stories (Spinner)

Amy Winehouse has a love bite (PopSugar)

New York’s great eccentrics (Gawker)

The Curse of the Beautiful People! (Defamer)

Miley Cyrus seriously needs to keep her mouth shut (DailyStab)

Angelina wipes that smile off Gwyneth’s face (ImNotObsessed)

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend writes the soundtrack to her next cavity search (CelebritySmack)


Imagine: There’s No Linkage

Thursday, April 24th, 2008
By raincoaster

John Lennon Link Challenge!
Want in on the irregularly-run Link Challenge du jour?
Just start theme linking and don’t forget who luvs ya, Baby!

All They Need is Love? Nixon’s lawyer threatens Lennon’s widow (MovieCityIndie)

Taxman: Wesley Snipes faces three years in the pokey (Defamer)

Your Mother Should Know: Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks get physical on QVC (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Double Fantasy? Quentin Tarantino and Verne Troyer pimp it out (AgentBedhead)

How Do You Sleep? Tom Cruise to return to Oprah (ImNotObsessed)

Working Class Heroes, Public Enemies: Win a chance to work with Johnny Depp (CharityBuzz)

Woman: Sexiest stars (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Bigger than Jesus? Heidi Montag snubs the White House (CandyKirby)

Stand by Me? Whutchewtalkin’ ’bout, Willis? Gary Coleman to divorce (DListed)

Watching the Wheels Go By: Paris Hilton to be thrown off Good Charlotte tour? (HolyMoly)

Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Picture fun with celebrities (CelebritySmack)

Beautiful Boy? Jada Pinkett-Smith has a major mullet (Yeeeeah)

Jealous Guy: Patrick Dempsey checks out the competition (DailyStab)

Mother: Baby Mama premiere with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (CeleBitchy)

Hello, Goodbye: Orlando Brown resurfaces after MIA scare (TheBlemish)

She Said She Said: Elliot Spitzer liked to play with toys is what she said! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Flying: Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam (CityRag)

The Fool on the Hill: homeless Congressman sleeps in bars? (Wonkette)

Amy Winehouse, I Want To Tell You you’re losing it (CelebWarship)

A Day In the Life of reality tv (Mollygood)

I Am the Walrus: World’s largest baby (PerezHilton)


Zero-Sum Links

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
By raincoaster

The Good Soldier: Link challenge accepted (AgentBedhead)

NHL/Hollywood doppelgangers (Defamer)

Hey, big spender! TomKat blows $100,000 on Suri’s birthday party (GabbyBabble)

Smelling a trend: Julia Roberts is “naturally fragrant” (Ecorazzi)

Kelly Clarkson is a naturist (TheBlemish)

Paris Hilton doesn’t stay at the Moscow Hilton, got banned from Moscow Hyatt (TheRadReport)

Spears Family a living example of laissez-faire divinity (WendyWayrad)

A waiting world salivates: OJ Simpson vs Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice! (AgentBedhead)

Harriet Carter and the penis leaker? (IBBB)

Laurie Anderson finally makes an honest man of Lou Reed (CelebWarship)

Miley Cyrus, literatus? (People)

Will Ferrell still willing to work with children (DailyStab)

The Revenge of Grace Jones: hot male celebs who look like lesbians (CityRag)

That’s so Orlando Brown: star goes missing (BittenAndBound)

Also missing: Lake Bell’s neck (WebstersIsMyBitch)

MarkeyMarkMarkIII (ImNotObsessed)

Mariah Carey not a breeder: call from Alicia Keys on line #1? (CelebritySmack)

Elijah Wood in: Sex and the Spaghetti (CandyKirby)

Amy Winehouse is British youth’s top heroin heroine (NewMusicExpress)

Kumar goes to U Penn without Harold! (Celebitchy)

Rachel McAdams is a Genius Barfly (JustJared)

Michelle Williams is haunted by the ghost of Heath Ledger? (Mollygood)

American Idol, kiss, KISS (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Tila Tequila has a series and Paris Hilton doesn’t: justice? (Dlisted)


Happiness in Linkery

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
By raincoaster

Meet Your Master: New Nine Inch Nails single free for download tonight (TheRadReport)

Katie Holmes vs Victoria Beckham: pretty hate machines (Defamer)

Every day, every one, is exactly the same to Karl Lagerfeld (Gawker)

With teeth: Hillary Duff’s veneers (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Why does James Frey get all the love in the literary world? (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend is something Ashley Olsen can never have (CelebritySmack)

That’s what Richie Sambora gets (for driving drunk) (CelebrityDirt)

You know what you are, Paris Hilton? (CelebWarship)

The line begins to blur: Pulp Fiction, by William Shakespeare  (Metaquotes)

Help me, I am in fashion hell (CandyKirby)

Happiness in slavery available to Ashton Kutcher at my house any time! (DailyStab)

Sanctified: yes, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married (ImNotObsessed)

Natalie Portman down in it, not quite down with it (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Jessica Simpson’s ringfinger/finger ringer? (IBBB)

Guns ‘n Roses’ terrible (eternal) lie (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Connor Cruise doesn’t bite the hand that feeds (JustJared)

Head has, like, a hole: The Hoff has eye surgery (HolyMoly)


Link Rapidly

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
By raincoaster

Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)

How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)

The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)

Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)

Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)

Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)

The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)

Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)

Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)

LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)

Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)

Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)

Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)


Slinking Towards Bethlehem

Friday, April 11th, 2008
By raincoaster

Natalie Portman’s boyfriend Devendra Banhart: hawt or nawt? (Defamer)

Renee Zellweger’s true nature revealed at last! (CelebritySmack)

Renee gets it half-right (Yeeeeah)

Britney cleverly avoids tan lines, personal dignity (Cityrag)

But she DOES put out for charity: $25,000 on her Amex (PopSugar)

MILF vs MILF: Hurley/Paltrow edition (Bastardly)

No, you cannot get in George Clooney’s pants (HuffPo)

The ULTIMATE purse dog (CounterfeitChic)

Nicole Richie is fed up with Paris “Me Too” Hilton (HollywoodBackwash)

Only 40 people in the world want to be Paris’ friend (CeleBitchy)

ScarJo and RyRey have a fight (ICYDK)

Married man caught on film kissing Hillary and NO it’s not Bill! (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty has no friends; Kate Moss has no class (HolyMoly)

Mariah Carey says she has low self-esteem, demonstrates unsuspected gift for sidesplitting comedy (DailyStab)

Sandra Bullock is on the run from … wait for it … CANADA! (ImNotObsessed)

Joanie loves orgasms! (DListed)

Vanilla Ice put on ice (JustJared)

Britney Spears is Blanche DuBois in the new Moby musical A Streetcar Named Batshiat (CircusHour)

Alicia Keys is a conspiracy theorist (POTP)

RIP Cedella Booker. Say hi to your son Bob Marley when you get to the other side (CelebrityDirt)

Melanie Griffith’s kid is no Rumer Willis (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Padma Lakshmi models the Ed’s Linens Collection (GoFugYourself)

Hollywood flashback to 1999 (FilmExperience)

Reality tv kills four (Mollygood)


Tueslinks

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
By raincoaster

The Cruise family triplets (Defamer)

Jennifer Aniston’s Plan C (HollywoodOffender)

Angelina Jolie’s gestational diabetes (CelebrityDirt)

Paris Hilton wins contest she was born to conquer (GabbyBabble)

Drunkblogging The Hills (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Stuff Young Jewish Adults Like (StuffYoungJewishAdultsLike)

Hillary’s hidden heroism! (Gawker.com)

raincoaster, revealed (TheGrassyKnollInstitute)

“There’s no-one bigger than Johnny.” (AgentBedhead)

The ageless and well-lubricated beauty of Priscilla Presley (CircusHour)

Flying penguins discovered (BBC)

Kate Hudson baits her Owen Wilson trap with babies, apartments (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lara Flynn Boyle’s face: a medical opinion (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Jessica Alba is practicing parenting on loaner charity children (Bastardly)

Keith Richards admits to drug use. No, not an April Fool’s story! (TheRadReport)

At least somebody still wants Britney Spears (DailyStab)

Cindy Crawford is immortal (CelebritySmack)


Mondlink

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
By raincoaster

It’s all in the mouseovers, baby! The genesis of the Great Gossip Linkoff here.

Supprtd! (Defamer)

Suckaz! (Valleywag)

Accurst! (Gawker)

Dichotomous! (AgentBedhead)

Saviour! (Celebitchy)

Accident! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Soap-On-A-Rope! (CelebritySmack)

Faceplant! (DListed)

Pooh! (Cityrag)

Duddy! (TheBlemish)

JagermICEter! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Greek! (ICYDK)

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhno! (Queerty)

Drive! (Popsugar)

Majestic? (GoFugYourself)

Cloooooooooooney! (CircusHour)

Miserification! (Yeeeeah)

Infected! (Mollygood)

Single! (DailyStab)

Caffeinated! (JustJared)

NKOTB!!!!!!! (ImNotObsessed)


Ayyyy! Pop quiz

Friday, March 28th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Will someone please think of the children???

What has brought on Paris Hilton’s sudden fascination with wide-eyed moppets?
(a) Seeking fresh blood to replenish her waning fanbase
(b) She’s on the campaign trail for the office of US Ambassador to that fabulous country of West Africa
(c) They are more articulate than chihuahuas and bite less than kinkajous
(d) If newborn pics are worth up to $10 million, imagine what the going rate for toddlers are!







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