Paula Abdul on the confidence-boosting compliments about her appearance:
“Most people say I look better than I ever have. It feels good when I see young boys staring at me, saying, ‘I wish my mum looked that hot!’
Well done Paula, for raising the bar and making mothers everywhere have to work even harder to fulfil their sons’ Oedipal fantasies.
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PLUMCAKE: What you don’t see is that in the next frame, Randy teaches Paula how to put on lipstick without using any hands, Molly Ringwald style.
SPIRIT FINGERS: So that would make Paula the basketcase, and not just because she married Emilio Estevez (the athlete).
MANOLO: Simon is, I just think this is horrid. You’re trying for saucy and you’re coming up trampy. Do you really believe America is crying out for this?
SPIRIT FINGERS: No, she certainly didn’t put her best boob forward tonight.