Ayyyy!

RIP George Carlin (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty soaking in **** stew?  (Lolebrity)

Celebrity **** shots (CityRag)

TV nerd ****ing contest (Websters)

Which divorced comedian is a closet **********? (Gawker)

Larry Birkhead is a ************ by proxy in this photo (CelebritySmack)

The face that launched a thousand *** jobs also launched one **** job (DailyStab)

Brittany Snow looks like a professional ****er (ImNotObsessed)

Tyra tries, falls short of the Forbidden Seven. But close, girlfriend (TheBastardly)

Rod Stewart is/loves a *** (Mollygood)

Larry Birkhead purchases some ***-centric family heirlooms (DListed)

Former professional ********** Courtney Love not dead, appearances notwithstanding (CandyKirby)

If a ************ hires a ********** in the forest, does it make a sound? (EvilBeet)

Amy Winehouse full of tar, nicotine, crack, benzene, and 57,000 other chemicals. Her father full of **** (CeleBitchy)

Seriously, is Katy Perry taking the ****? (GoFugYourself)

A Dallas Cowboy’s struggle to adopt (BlackCelebrityKids)

Blake Lively h8s kritikz (Lolebrity)

Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move (GabbyBabble)

David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs (PopSugar)

Diddy discusses manscaping (CandyKirby)

Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids (ImNotObsessed)

Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck in the R Kelly trial (Crunk&Disorderly)

Pete Doherty does TOO know how to bathe (AgentBedhead)

Jack Black, the Doctor Frankenstein of breakfast cereal (DailyStab)

Gisele makes the Mischa mistake (CelebritySmack)

One dog down, one to go (People)

Jodie Foster loses her sh*t (TheBosh)

Kiera Knightly is a bobblehead (Websters)

American Idol loser is airport terrorist? (IBBB)

Mickey Rourke, testicle inspector (Yeeeeah)

How to date an Olsen (Defamer)

The Amy Winehouse Well Duh (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Brangelina is insatiable! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney’s with Jamie-Lynn for the birth while Dad is selling her house (CeleBitchy)

Jason Priestley bringz it (Lolebrity)

Who’s on Hollywood’s All Strop Team? (Defamer)

Poor Pete apoplectic over petrol prices (AgentBedhead)

Marrying for money never works, even when you’re Mariah Carey (POTP)

Not even Amy Winehouse dares stand up a Russian billionaire (CelebritySmack)

A million celebrities and only one nose (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Charlie’s Angels reunion (DailyStab)

Mark Wahlberg vs the Golden Boys (ImNotObsessed)

Battle of the Jennifers: Aniston vs Connelly (CandyKirby)

Mary-Louise Parker really gets into her sex scenes (SeriouslyOMG)

Hermione bags an elephant (CeleBitchy)

How R.Kelly walked (Stereohyped)

Hilary Duff will not play your cameltoe games! (IBBB)

Queen Bee Amy Winehouse fires the beehive-builder (PRInside)

Kate Beckinsale demands butt double (HolyMoly)

Keanu airs out the pallor (DListed)

Charlize Theron speaks out about the Will Smith slap (JustJared)

2 Royals, 1 hat (Lolebrity)

A philosophical analysis of 90210 2.0 (IBBB)

50 reporters give their best O-face (Gawker)

27 years of taking crap from Lionel Richie (CelebWarship)

Jack Black subtracting butt chins (AgentBedhead)

Madonna - Guy = $? (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton cut in two! (GossipOrTruth)

Pete Doherty’s figures don’t add up (HolyMoly)

Surgeons subtract baby’s extra penis (DListed)

Jessica Alba needs more zeros for baby pix (PopSugar)

Lindsay, Lily, and Sam’s ménage à trois (ASL)

PETA has a special surprise for the Olsen Twin’s 22nd birthday (DailyStab)

Add up the celeb (ImNotObsessed)

Heidi does the math: ATM = ? (CandyKirby)

Kiefer tries a hat trick (GabbyBabble)

Steven Spielberg picks a number: one billion (Defamer)

The $200,000 Rickroll (EvilBeet)

Seven videos, one chef (disembedded)

Dear Elisabeth Hasselbeck (WhatWouldJaneAustenDo)

Rachel Ray: whut she say? (Lolebrity)

Pete Doherty attempts to go anonymous on YouTube, fails, buys bad art of exes (AgentBedhead)

Lily Allen seeing pink elephants! (CelebritySmack)

Lily Allen a little green this morning, red in the face (SeriouslyOMG)

Queen Latifah is not taking Jenny Craig’s calls (IBBB)

Prince William in uniform (ASL)

Prince Harry in a dinner jacket (DListed)

Sienna Miller dumps Rhys 2.0 over phone, not over Rhys 1.0 as reported (CeleBitchy)

Guess the celebrity feet (People)

Drew Barrymore gets a tongue piercing and a new piece of arm candy (PopSugar)

Dr Who commits incest! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Jessica Alba will never drown (Websters)

Angelina will give birth naturally (ImNotObsessed)

Myspace Mischa (DailyStab)

Nick Hogan’s crib (CandyKirby)

Dick Cheney gives West Virginia to the Democrats (GabbyBabble)

Smells like…Avril Lavigne? (JustJared)

Tyra = God? (FourFour)

Gary Hart: only career dead (Radar)

Phoebie Price: Cannesed Chikkin Cutletz (Lolebrity)

Claymates are a different breed (Mollygood)

Nicole Kidman is barefoot and pregnant and nude and on the cover (JustJared)

Martha Stewart’s double entendre (Websters)

Diddy’s duds do a dong good(YBF)

Prop-powered penis protest (HolyMoly)

Lily Allen’s zipper problem (SeriouslyOMG)

The Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston, defying all odds, turns into girl you’d take home to mom (ICYDK)

Scientology is a cult, and saying so can get you arrested (AgentBedhead)

Madonna apparently stealing Liza Minnelli’s old clothes (ImNotObsessed)

Top 50 Man Candy! (OK!)

Emos Unite! My Chemical Romance protest! (DailyStab)

The crazy cat lady recommends… (IBBB)

Pete Doherty makes the cover: of Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol Weekly! (CandyKirby)

Founder of NKOTB and Backstreet Boys gets 25 years (GabbyBabble)

Steven Tyler is back in rehab (CelebritySmack)

25 funniest people in the US (EW)

25 least funny people in the US (Defamer)

Jodie Foster opens a new can of…no, I can’t finish that joke. I have STANDARDS! (DListed)

Link Challenge: Animal Magnetism

Victory for Narnia! (BuzzSugar)

Jack Black’s Pandamonium (Lolebrity)

Carrie Underwood executes tricky reverse camel toe with half-revolution (IBBB)

Party animal Paula Abdul celebrates Sober Day (SeriouslyOMG)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Joaquin Phoenix and the Brain-Eating Frogs (CandyKirby)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty and other beautiful, unhousebroken creatures (GabbyBabble)

A lion protects her cubs: a Lohan, on the other hand… (CeleBitchy)

Kitlers vs Uwe Boll (AgentBedhead)

Megan Fox flips for Peter Fox (CelebritySmack)

Guess who’s prehensile claws these are! (Bastardly)

Lindsay Lohan’s minkgate continues (EvilBeet)

Bunnies on the Loose! (DailyStab)

Secretariat in Paris (ImNotObsessed)

John Mayer also horse-like, but not horsey (CelebSlam)

Hello Kitty appointed Japanese ambassador to the world (DListed)

Sexiest Male Vegetarians…could use some meat (Defamer)

Nicole Kidman visibly carrying passenger (Mollygood)

Picasso’s got a lot of dough (Lolebrity)

The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Lopez does not care about your dying mom (Gawker)

The Fresh Prince of Calabasas goes back to high school (Defamer)

John McCain’s melanoma (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The real-life blade runner wins Olympic appeal (Disembedded)

Nikki Cox’s incredible inflating face (Websters)

Gwyneth Paltrow is tall, gorgeous, and leaking (Jezebel)

Full-frontal fellas (DListed)

Party animals Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse party with animals (SeriouslyOMG)

Brangelina’s kids are pregnant! (CandyKirby)

Denzel Washington gets the House of Wax treatment (ImNotObsessed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Denzel (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Barton’s specialty underpants (DailyStab)

The Gary Busey trading card! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kiefer Sutherland…what was I saying? *swoon* (CityRag)

Paris Hilton in rickrack attack! (CelebritySmack)

NKOTB -> OKOTTV (Mollygood)

raincoaster haz a famus (FamousPeople)

Lance Armstrong picks up Owen Wilson’s sloppy seconds (PerezHilton)

No news today (BBC via BoingBoing)

No real news about Vince Vaughn anyway (DListed)

Top Ten College Commencement Speeches (Gawker)

Jack Black’s Panda Attack! (AgentBedhead)

Shania is single, has no comment (CeleBitchy)

Californians achieve marriage equality (Mollygood)

Britney’s pink wig’s sex tape (Defamer)

Beyonce is Desperate (ImNotObsessed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty close down the Hell Prom (Lolebrity)

Hard celebrity dicks (Gawker)

Ellen ruins Portia’s surprise (TMZ)

Jessica Alba cannot outstare your disapproving aunt Thelma (YouTube)

Renee Zellweger thinks you can be fooled by myriad accessories (ImNotObsessed)

Posh is a jean Djinnii (PopSugar)

Sugar Tits and Sugar Titter en route to South America: this should end well (DailyStab)

OWEN WILSON COMES TO HIS SENSES (CelebritySmack)

Kiefer kandidz (GabbyBabble)

Vince Vaughn will make his own damn threesomes! (CandyKirby)

Iron Femme (Websters)

Jessica Alba is being motherly (IBBB)

Jack Black’s talkin’ smack ’bout Angelina’s twin pack (POTP)

Celebrate National Dance Like a Chicken Day! (CandyKirby)

Jack Black in Disco Panda-Fu Attack! (Defamer)

Top Ten TV Meltdowns (Gawker)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty star in Dancing With The Has-Beens! (DailyStab)

Britney does Da Bump (IBBB)

Colin Farrell in Mars Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Comrade Christie Brinkley Leads Dance Dance Revolution (Gabsmash)

Jim Rockford won’t let a minor stroke keep him down! (Bumpshack)

Miley Cyrus will drink your milkshake, fail to shake skanky image (Websters)

Diddy drinks down. Waaaaaaay down (EvilBeet)

The curse of going public: Jodie Foster splits with Cydney (GabbyBabble)

George Clooney settles for scorpion’s sloppy seconds (ImNotObsessed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty to perform duet of death (CeleBitchy)

Sir Paul McCartney has environmentally-sensitive car flown in from Japan (HuffPo)

Maxim’s minimal-impact hottie list (AgentBedhead)

Somebody takes the Link Challenge to a new, post-literary level (CelebritySmack)

The twiglets strike back: celeb on pap violence (Defamer)

Sienna Miller flees the country after Pap Attack (PopSugar)

All hail Zombie Captain America! (AgentBedhead)

Guess the celebrity rack! (Derober)

Marilyn Manson is trying to kill Evan Rachel Wood (ImNotObsessed)

Kylie Minogue spins her web of domination, brings executioners (StyleDash)

Perez Hilton to assault your closet! (OK!)

The Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show airs a new episode (Radar)

Amy Winehouse on Crack Rampage Show moved to new location: lockup (DailyStab)

Pregnant Old Nicole Kidman knifed in back by Amelie actress (CeleBitchy)

Kelly Osbourne attacks an innocent sidewalk and a defenceless wall (DListed)

Grand Theft Auto wipes out the competition (LifeLine)

Pete Doherty will kill him (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan is mean, ugly (PopSugar)

Karl Lagerfeld is a gun-toting seal. Get Kiefer Sutherland to club him already! (GoFugYourself)

Old pinko hippie vegan to give away album, singlehandedly crush recording industry (PerezHilton)

Happy Birthday, Cougarman! George Clooney is 47 (ImNotObesessed)

Would you be the filling in an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn sandwich? (CelebrityDirt)

Attack of the Slash! (TheRadReport)

Dustin Hoffman farts in Tom Cruise’s general direction (HolyMoly)

Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour’s dream date (CandyKirby)

Ashley Olsen is no Elizabeth Hurley; Mary-Kate is no Joey Heatherton (Websters)

Uma Thurman’s stalker is a man of convictions. Felony convictions (GabbyBabble)

Pete Doherty on the loose! Lock up your crack! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mister Amy Winehouse may not be entirely respectable (TheSun)

Kate Moss in bondage, lingerie, matrimony, and gainful employment (AgentBedhead)

La Lohan is light-fingered (TheBlemish)

Ant-Man rides the Iron Man’s shiny coattails to new movie deal (Defamer)

Heath Ledger dolls selling like mad (Gawker)

Mariah Carey may have a brain under that weave: she got a prenup (CeleBitchy)

It’s SIR Kylie now! (UKPopSugar)

Beck is back, bitches! (PerezHilton)

Amy Winehouse’s brain makes a break for it, digging escape hatch now (CelebritySmack)

The Chronicles of Narnia, live at Barnes & Noble (JustJared)

Oprah’s critics pick wrong target (Bossip)