This is not the look of a happy man. If only he’d buttered up whoever was in charge of the seating arrangements. He could have landed a prime spot next to the soft, silky and smooth-skinned Jenny McCarthy instead of that annoying fake couple from The Hills (which he wasn’t even sure was really a reality show to begin with).
John Lennon Link Challenge!
Want in on the irregularly-run Link Challenge du jour?
Just start theme linking and don’t forget who luvs ya, Baby!
All They Need is Love? Nixon’s lawyer threatens Lennon’s widow (MovieCityIndie)
Taxman: Wesley Snipes faces three years in the pokey (Defamer)
Your Mother Should Know: Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks get physical on QVC (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Double Fantasy? Quentin Tarantino and Verne Troyer pimp it out (AgentBedhead)
How Do You Sleep? Tom Cruise to return to Oprah (ImNotObsessed)
Working Class Heroes, Public Enemies: Win a chance to work with Johnny Depp (CharityBuzz)
Woman: Sexiest stars (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Bigger than Jesus? Heidi Montag snubs the White House (CandyKirby)
Stand by Me? Whutchewtalkin’ ’bout, Willis? Gary Coleman to divorce (DListed)
Watching the Wheels Go By: Paris Hilton to be thrown off Good Charlotte tour? (HolyMoly)
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Picture fun with celebrities (CelebritySmack)
Beautiful Boy? Jada Pinkett-Smith has a major mullet (Yeeeeah)
Jealous Guy: Patrick Dempsey checks out the competition (DailyStab)
Mother: Baby Mama premiere with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (CeleBitchy)
Hello, Goodbye: Orlando Brown resurfaces after MIA scare (TheBlemish)
She Said She Said: Elliot Spitzer liked to play with toys is what she said! (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Flying: Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam (CityRag)
The Fool on the Hill: homeless Congressman sleeps in bars? (Wonkette)
Amy Winehouse, I Want To Tell You you’re losing it (CelebWarship)
A Day In the Life of reality tv (Mollygood)
I Am the Walrus: World’s largest baby (PerezHilton)
George Clooney’s bedroom habits (CelebuWreck)
Olsen fetus rocks the lamb fetus (IBBB)
Amy Winehouse celebrates 4:20 (CelebrityDirt)
Kate Hudson is ageing, should get her hands off my man (BittenAndBound)
James Bond’s car cannot swim (Jalopnik)
“Forbidden Kingdom” permitted (Defamer)
Texas Polygamist Wives Calendar (BestWeekEver)
Charlie Rose on Charlie Rose on the Internet by Samuel Beckett (Valleywag)
Ewan MacGregor’s daily grind (DailyStab)
Tom Cruise works it like it’s 1989 (AgentBedhead)
Disney Princes: rated R for “rawwwwr!” (TeenyManolo)
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James hit by drunk driver (CelebritySmack)
Lilo drunko, lezbo, yo (EvilBeet)
Pete Doherty may not be the world’s most responsible tenant. Shock! Horror! (CeleBitchy)
The Mona Lisa exploited! (Gawker)
McDreamy at Made of Honor premiere (JustJared)
DC is anti-fun! (PerezHilton)
Jen Aniston cheaps out on Oprah? (Mollygood)
The Hoff hassled to the tune of $25,000 per month Hasselmony (USAToday)
Vince Vaughn is the Flabby Flasher of Griffith Park (CelebSlam)
Akon guilty of criminal assault on the truth with intent to blow smoke up your ass (AgentBedhead)
Hollywood selling out (no, that’s not a tautology) (Derober)
The jailbird diaries of Pete Doherty (HolyMoly)
Britney’s Total Fitness? Somewhere between couch potato and Basset Hound (TheBlemish)
America’s Next Top Flight Attendant? (IBBB)
Gossip Wars: attack of the necroporn pimps! (Defamer)
Who is this “Dalai Lama” of whom you speak? (Gawker)
Scientology vs the Little Guy, round N+1 (XenuTV)
Naomi Campbell shuts barn door, gazes wistfully after horse (CelebritySmack)
Get M-K O’s look! Then, presumably, get much-needed corrective lenses (CircusHour)
Ashlee Simpson just isn’t worth it (DListed)
Cameron Diaz issues statement about the death of her father (CeleBitchy)
Johnny Depp will never work with Renee Zellweger again as long as he lives (DailyStab)
Blake, Incarcerated, Forgotten (TheSun)
Scarface (GabbyBabble)
Putin’s poontang (BittenAndBound)
Victoria Beckham’s Pink Taco is 34? (JustJared)
Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)
How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)
The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)
Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)
Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)
Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)
The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)
Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)
Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)
LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)
Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)
Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)
Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)
Perhaps the single greatest concentration of awesomeness in the entire celebrity gossip blogosphere (TaylorMayde)
What IS Dick Cheney looking at? The possibilities revealed (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Karl Lagerfeld’s coke dealer photographed! (Towleroad)
For your next necrophiliac Goth stag party: the Marilyn Monroe postmortem sex tape (Websters)
Pete Doherty adapting well to the bottom bunk (AgentBedhead)
But his ego needs a separate bed (CelebWarship)
Kate Moss dressed for a white wedding (TheRadReport)
Amy Winehouse with child (DListed)
Mariah’s diet secrets have nothing to do with lipo, coke, or diet Redbull. Honest to blog (HollywoodBackwash)
James Blunt is easily hurt (ICYDK)
The Hoff is hawt! (SeriouslyOMG)
Grandma got run over by Timbaland (DerekHail)
Britney Spears to show Chris Crocker how it’s done (TastefulCelebs)
The $90 million per year Chickenhawk strikes again! (CircusHour)
Did a jealous Woz put the hit on Adnan Ghalib? (CeleBitchy)
Jessica Alba visited by the Titty Fairy (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Britney gives ME whiplash, too (CelebritySmack)
JLo lost preggo weight, yo. You may now recommence hating her (JustJared)
Save the cheerleader (from the paparazzi) (GabbyBabble)
Hillary Clinton can’t even get a boilermaker right (DailyStab)
Renee Zellweger and the Curse of Bridget Jones (DailyMail)
I Know My Kid’s a Star lets everyone know your mom is a trainwreck (IBBB)
Recession makes Botox unaffordable? Twice the worry lines! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Silver Fox Smackdown: Miss Manners vs Anna Wintour (Gawker)
SATC spoilers. Uh, SPOILER ALERT! (Defamer)
Natalie Portman’s boyfriend Devendra Banhart: hawt or nawt? (Defamer)
Renee Zellweger’s true nature revealed at last! (CelebritySmack)
Renee gets it half-right (Yeeeeah)
Britney cleverly avoids tan lines, personal dignity (Cityrag)
But she DOES put out for charity: $25,000 on her Amex (PopSugar)
MILF vs MILF: Hurley/Paltrow edition (Bastardly)
No, you cannot get in George Clooney’s pants (HuffPo)
The ULTIMATE purse dog (CounterfeitChic)
Nicole Richie is fed up with Paris “Me Too” Hilton (HollywoodBackwash)
Only 40 people in the world want to be Paris’ friend (CeleBitchy)
ScarJo and RyRey have a fight (ICYDK)
Married man caught on film kissing Hillary and NO it’s not Bill! (AgentBedhead)
Pete Doherty has no friends; Kate Moss has no class (HolyMoly)
Mariah Carey says she has low self-esteem, demonstrates unsuspected gift for sidesplitting comedy (DailyStab)
Sandra Bullock is on the run from … wait for it … CANADA! (ImNotObsessed)
Joanie loves orgasms! (DListed)
Vanilla Ice put on ice (JustJared)
Britney Spears is Blanche DuBois in the new Moby musical A Streetcar Named Batshiat (CircusHour)
Alicia Keys is a conspiracy theorist (POTP)
RIP Cedella Booker. Say hi to your son Bob Marley when you get to the other side (CelebrityDirt)
Melanie Griffith’s kid is no Rumer Willis (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Padma Lakshmi models the Ed’s Linens Collection (GoFugYourself)
Hollywood flashback to 1999 (FilmExperience)
Reality tv kills four (Mollygood)
Johnny Depp engaged: international state of mourning declared (CelebrityDirt)
A beginner’s guide to Uwe Boll (AgentBedhead)
You had me at “Shitfaced” (Defamer)
Scarlett Johansson sexy nurse photos leaked, threatened, defied (HollywoodNewsroom)
Ten things Karl Lagerfeld could live without (Jezebel)
Eight pages of reasons to hate Heather Mills (CeleBitchy)
Gwyneth Paltrow calls Britney crazy (DigitalSpy)
Rosie O’Donnell won’t give up the crazy crown jewels that fast (CircusHour)
George Clooney is in love! (DailyStab)
Naomi Campbell is a racist (HolyMoly)
Cheney fails to win hearts, minds, votes of soldiers in Iraq (Mollygood)
Chuck Norris assassination plot! (DListed)
Prince has his price. And it ain’t cheap! (PerezHilton)
Yale male fail (Gawker)
Natalie Portman is seeing a … hicksa? (JustJared)
Drew Barrymore heckles for charity (WendyWayrad)
Naomi Campbell’s body fluids are felonious (CelebWarship)
Woody Harrelson is built, bald, and bare (Defamer)
Luciano Pavarotti pulled an Ashlee Simpson (Gawker)
What are the Presidential candidates like in bed? (TheStranger)
William and Harry react to the verdict in the Princess Diana inquest (PerezHilton)
Botox: it’s all about a jarring lack of self-awareness (CircusHour)
Demi Moore’s bloodsucking leeches (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Victoria Beckham attempting takeover of “Baby Spice” role (Mollygood)
Britney’s partner in fashion crime to be Christian Audigier (Styleguide)
The Britney-FedEx breakup starts a trend (ImNotObsessed)
Kate Moss weighs 98 pounds soaking wet: the proof! (ICYDK)
Like shooting fish in a barrel: Rob Lowe blackmailed! (HuffPo)
Kylie Minogue speaks out about breast cancer (CeleBitchy)
Whitney Houston’s boobs and Dionne Warwick’s face at Muhammad Ali’s Fight Night (Bossip)
Tom Ford is Gay James Bond (DListed)
Britney hitches her star to the comeback tour bus (CelebSlam)
Sharon Stone’s basic instinct is to keep her knees together, thankfully (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Hayden Panettiere terrifies a small child (WWTDD)
Jessica Alba wore black to her baby shower (DailyStab)
Ashlee Simpson vs Mariah Carey (Yeeeeah)
Vlad loves Georgie (KnowledgeIsPower)
Tony loves Georgie (raincoaster)
Stop Uwe Boll, save the world! (AgentBedhead)
V for Valtrex attends wedding (CelebritySmack)
The Office is TV with a heart? (Defamer)
Barack in drag! (Gawker)
Liveblogging Battlestar Galactica premiere (io9)
Sonny Bono died for your sins (AgentBedhead)
Perez Hilton is a big, fat truth-teller? (PerezHilton)
Elvis lives! (WebstersIsMyBitch)
YOU don’t know medical marijuana! TOM CRUISE DOES! (Celebitchy)
Snoop Dogg has apparently been sampling the Tom Cruise Purple (Bossip)
Ben Affleck rear-ended! (DailyStab)
Everything Matt Damon knows he learned from his mom (Popsugar)
Dress your children in Uggs and belly shirts (CircusHour)
LOST love re-discovered (FemaleFirst)
Hollywood’s gropiest! (Starpulse)
Royals a-go-go at Mahiki (Lainey)
After all this, they’d BETTER be getting married (ASocialitesLife)
Keanu brings the fierce, Minnie Driver brings the funbags (ImNotObsessed)
Fug-off championship round (GoFugYourself)
Chosen One martyred! (Star)
Mariah Carey may have slightly diva-iss tendencies. Who knew? (DListed)
The Cruise family triplets (Defamer)
Jennifer Aniston’s Plan C (HollywoodOffender)
Angelina Jolie’s gestational diabetes (CelebrityDirt)
Paris Hilton wins contest she was born to conquer (GabbyBabble)
Drunkblogging The Hills (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Stuff Young Jewish Adults Like (StuffYoungJewishAdultsLike)
Hillary’s hidden heroism! (Gawker.com)
raincoaster, revealed (TheGrassyKnollInstitute)
“There’s no-one bigger than Johnny.” (AgentBedhead)
The ageless and well-lubricated beauty of Priscilla Presley (CircusHour)
Flying penguins discovered (BBC)
Kate Hudson baits her Owen Wilson trap with babies, apartments (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Lara Flynn Boyle’s face: a medical opinion (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Jessica Alba is practicing parenting on loaner charity children (Bastardly)
Keith Richards admits to drug use. No, not an April Fool’s story! (TheRadReport)
At least somebody still wants Britney Spears (DailyStab)
Cindy Crawford is immortal (CelebritySmack)
It’s all in the mouseovers, baby! The genesis of the Great Gossip Linkoff here.
Supprtd! (Defamer)
Suckaz! (Valleywag)
Accurst! (Gawker)
Dichotomous! (AgentBedhead)
Saviour! (Celebitchy)
Accident! (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Soap-On-A-Rope! (CelebritySmack)
Faceplant! (DListed)
Pooh! (Cityrag)
Duddy! (TheBlemish)
JagermICEter! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Greek! (ICYDK)
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhno! (Queerty)
Drive! (Popsugar)
Majestic? (GoFugYourself)
Cloooooooooooney! (CircusHour)
Miserification! (Yeeeeah)
Infected! (Mollygood)
Single! (DailyStab)
Caffeinated! (JustJared)
NKOTB!!!!!!! (ImNotObsessed)
