Ayyyy!

The Butterscotch Stallion cannot outrun the consequences of his hotness (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse possessed by demons! (AgentBedhead)

The many faces of Tracey Ullman (Popbytes)

A day in the life of batshiat Britney (Celebitchy)

Nicole Kidman is not nocturnal, nor is she possessed of leathery wings? (WWTDD)

She is, however, visibly different from 20th Century Nicole Kidman (TressedOutCelebs)

Kanye’s girfriend decides he’s still too annoying to marry (Bossip)

Charlie Sheen to appear in his underwear? (ICYDK)

Amy Winehouse is Amy Winehouse’s Dad’s fault (HollywoodRag)

James Gandolfini hospitalized (CelebritySmack)

John Mayer is a pillhead (AllieIsWired)

Celebrity sex dolls (Radar)

Top ten fake celebrity blogs (Gawker)

Posh and Becks are leaving us because we just don’t love them enough. Kidding! (Mollygood)

George Clooney in Darfur (Popsugar)

One we could live without (DailyStab)

Has Sheryl Crow gone Scientologist? (PerezHilton)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden buy a NYC condo (ImNotObsessed)

Iggy Pop knows you want him (GoFugYourself)

One makes genuine shopping trips to Paris, the other stages shopping photo-ops with Paris.

What a sorry state of affairs! What has the world come to when Victoria Beckham has run out of new clothes and resorts to slavishly imitating the style of a lesser-known celebrity:

Victoria Beckham has committed the ultimate celebrity fashion crime - brazenly stealing another star’s look.

Posh Spice spent Friday night rubbing shoulders with Cruel Intentions star Selma Blair, who wore a striking black and silver confection, at a Marc Jacobs catwalk show in New York.

And if imitation really is the sincerest form of flattery, then the actress was surely delighted that just two days later, Posh was spotted at a party at the Maritime Hotel in exactly the same frock.

Somehow I think Selma is in a lot of pain right now. One can only imagine the horrible scene, realisation dawning on Selma’s frightened and pale face, as the covetous monster beside her ominously sharpens its nails against its stony palms in preparation for a voiceless and savage attack that will leave Selma a mangled mess but the dress beautifully intact.

Support Orama! (Orama08)

Rehabilitate ‘08! (Derober)

Puppy Bowl! (WithMalice)

Uneasy Riders: Brad Pitt vs Tom Cruise (Defamer)

Canadian celebrity gossip blogging smackdown! (Gawker)

Sam Lufti is no René Angelil! (Jezebel)

Smells like…Holy Spirit! (MoonbeamMcqueen)

What’s new for Old Spice Girls (AgentBedhead)

Tom Jones insures his chestrug for seven mill (CelebritySmack)

Angelina Jolie was sperminated the old-fashioned way (Celebitchy)

Nicole Richie’s big win over Christina Aguilera (Gabsmash)

TomKat’s latest project (HolyCandy)

Halle Berry’s babydaddy is prettier than you, her (DailyStab)

John Mayer rocks the Borat nutsack bathing suit (WeLoveCelebs)

Lindsay Lohan’s loose lips (HollywoodBackwash)

Viggo’s (fashion) Promises (GoFugYourself)

Milo Ventimiglia is not amused (ImNotObsessed)

No need to panic, puny humans. We have come not to invade your host bodies but to observe your latest “out of this world” fashion creations.

What may be haute couture to you feeble earthlings is, to us, merely casual wear for lounging around the Alpha Centauri star system.

Woody Allen kills himbos’ careers stone dead! (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie makes up with Jon Voight (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise, failed babydaddy (ContactMusic)

Natalie Portman is the vegan Louboutin! (CelebritySmack)

Britney’s New Year’s miracle! (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp is richer than a pirate (DailyStab)

Harry Potter and the Bar Mitzvah of Secrecy (Defamer)

Lindsay Lohan’s Champagne wishes become Champagne reality (TMZ)

Late night tv goes mano-a-mano-a-mano-a-Jimmy Kimmel (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Smells like … Becks! (EvilBeet)

Lindsay Lohan, platinum panhandler (Mollygood)

Get into Gary Coleman’s pants! (ICYDK)

Mena Suvari debuts a bowl cut (ImNotObsessed)

Carrie Underwood bows to the power of sequins (GoFugYourself)

Reese Witherspoon demonstrates impeccable taste again (HolyCandy)

Kiefer Sutherland 2.0? (PerezHilton)

Hunk Jackman and his kids at the park (TheMeatScale)

Blogger posts from beyond the grave! (Gawker)

Free the Bud movement achieves victory! (WOWReport)

Kate Moss’s New Years Doherty drama! (ShowbizSpy)

Dane Cook, Marathon Man! (WendyWayrad)

Britney Spears dumped again! (GabbyBabble)

Jamie-Lynn Spears almost loses her talking point! (Popcrunch)

The Spears Family’s gift to parenting! (Radar)

Lindsay Lohan loves the moobs! (TheMeatScale)

Kabuki Spice and David Baldham! (ASocialitesLife)

Katherine Heigl’s wedding photos! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Kate Moss is big in Japan! (PopSugar)

Beyonce beats Kanye East, West, North and South! (PerezHilton)

Public donations of the rich and famous! (Mollygood)

Beauty queen mugshot makes all of us feel a little better about ourselves! (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson is making a country comeback! (ImNotObsessed)

Kim Kardashian puts the ass in klass! (HolyCandy)

Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera will be working moms soon! (DailyStab)

Lily Allen’s spermination turned her into Audrey Hepburn! (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse has a prison date this Friday! (CelebritySmack)

Michael Jackson: the kids win one (Defamer)

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are the Typhoid Marys of fail (AgentBedhead)

Jamie-Lynn Spears to star in Nickelodeon special on teen love and pregnancy? She’s got the resume! (ImNotObsessed)

Incarcerated American Idol loser jump on pregnancy bandwagon (PerezHilton)

Yes, Denzel Washington is the perfect man (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan, chaw shiller (HollywoodRag)

Kanye West doesn’t like black people credit (Bossip)

Britney wants her kids tested for weed (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse as you’ve never seen her before (PlanetHiltron)

Colin Farrell is still scruffy-pretty (DailyStab)

Hugh Jackman is cleanshaven-pretty (JustJared)

When Duffs attack! (DListed)

Stephen Colbert is celebrity of the year! (EvilBeet)

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, y’all, but… (GabbyBabble)

Christina Aguilera isn’t going to “stay loose” (HolyCandy)

Madonna in space? (HolyMoly)

The Spice Girls really put the “die” in “Diet” (TheSkinnyWebsite)

Lily Allen: pregnant, pretty, puffing (TheMeatScale)

Bai Ling says Happy Holidays, offends David Bowie (Websters)

Real Housewives star really arrested (TMZ)

Kate Moss sics the sharks on Pete Doherty (WOWReport)

Although not from farmer stock, Victoria Beckham knows enough about agricultural equipment and heavy machinery to describe her husband’s more salient qualities:

Victoria Beckham has claimed that her husband didn’t have his manhood digitally enhanced for a recent underwear ad campaign.The Spice Girl insists that the bulge in the Emporio Armani advert is genuine and that his equipment is similar to a “tractor exhaust pipe”.

She is quoted as saying: “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

And speaking of bodily protrusions, it looks like David isn’t the only one in the marriage with a natural bulge either.

50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)

Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)

Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)

No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)

Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)

Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)

Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)

Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)

Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)

ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)

Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)

The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)

Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)

Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)

VH1 makes ‘em, breaks ‘em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)

Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)

You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)

You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)

Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)

The Ashlee Simpson fall out (WendyWayrad)

Team Viggo! (Websters)

Liza with a “C” for “collapse” (ASocialitesLife)

Top mansluts of 2007 (Buzznet)

Baby Spice’s baby steps (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

It’s Britmas, bitch! (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Worst-Dressed on the red carpet (PopSugar)

Carson Daly gets punk’d by protesters (PerezHilton)

Madonna and Leonard Cohen; what do they have in common? (Mollygood)

Nicky Hilton is getting engaged (ImNotObsessed)

Adam Sandler’s diaper bag caddy is Rob Schneider (JustJared)

If I was Eminem I’d be depressed, too (HolyMoly)

Tara Reid is a failed plastic surgery Frankenbimbo (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger, food issues, blahblahblah (DailyMail)

Marc Jacobs owns the camel toe (HolyCandy)

The glorious return of American Gladiators! (AgentBedhead)

You want a piece of Marilyn Manson? Check eBay! (CelebritySmack)

The return of Firecrotch: Marcia Cross photos surface from beyond the grave (Defamer)

Geek out! 30 years of Star Wars Christmas cards! (Slashfilm)

Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)