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Priscilla Presley, dispensing with subtleties

Like a bat out of hell

Gosh, someone must have skipped lunch today. Normally she waits for her victim to finish posing for red carpet photos before dragging them to a quiet corner for a discreet feed.

Going in for the kill

First Eggnog Links of the Year

If you ask me, eggnog is the perfect breakfast food. You’ve got your eggs, your protein, your dairy, your fat, your… nog. And it’s even better with a shot of something in it, whether that be espresso or rum or all of the above, which reminds me of the time a woman at Starbucks asked me to make her a “tall, non-fat, non-dairy, no-egg eggnog latte.” To which I sensibly replied, “I’m sorry, we don’t have those, because God didn’t mean for them to exist.”

Not long after that I was given the opportunity to embark on a glamorous and rewarding career as a blogger!

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The imaginary must-read! (CityRag)

Matthew Broderick arrested??? (HolyMoly)

Anne Heche is working on replacing what she lost (DailyStab)

The role Jack Black was born to play! (AmyGrindhouse)

Priscilla Presley and David Archueleta in the May/December version of Twilight (DListed)

Nicole Kidman can work wonders with Christmas wrapping paper (EvilBeet)

Ben Affleck in: Celebrity Danger Dad! (HollywoodOffender)

Save NeNe! (CandyKirby)

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raincoaster, revealed (TheGrassyKnollInstitute)

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The ageless and well-lubricated beauty of Priscilla Presley (CircusHour)

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Lara Flynn Boyle’s face: a medical opinion (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

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Keith Richards admits to drug use. No, not an April Fool’s story! (TheRadReport)

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Linkday Challenge

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Lohan smashed (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Rick, rolled (Guardian)

Rowling potty? (Celebitchy)

Hunky Jesus (Mike Responts)

Presley poisoned! (GabbyBabble)

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Alba time (DailyStab)

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From the mouths of celebrities

Priscilla Presley on the weight-loss benefits of performing on Dancing With the Stars:

“I think I’ve lost inches!” Priscilla tells Extra. “You don’t feel like eating. You don’t eat before rehearsals because you can’t. Then when you come out of rehearsals, you don’t feel like eating.”

I’m a big fan of this diet too. It means that more people will get to keep their necks and souls intact.

Skim blood please