Gosh, someone must have skipped lunch today. Normally she waits for her victim to finish posing for red carpet photos before dragging them to a quiet corner for a discreet feed.
If you ask me, eggnog is the perfect breakfast food. You’ve got your eggs, your protein, your dairy, your fat, your… nog. And it’s even better with a shot of something in it, whether that be espresso or rum or all of the above, which reminds me of the time a woman at Starbucks asked me to make her a “tall, non-fat, non-dairy, no-egg eggnog latte.” To which I sensibly replied, “I’m sorry, we don’t have those, because God didn’t mean for them to exist.”
Not long after that I was given the opportunity to embark on a glamorous and rewarding career as a blogger!
The End of the World is Nigh! (AgentBedhead)
Britney hits the road (CelebWarship)
Britney can’t contain herself! (Yeeeeah)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck hates brown people, Catholics, Episcopalians, hippies, and internationally recognized thinkers (CeleBitchy)
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter comes out (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
KFed’s shocking reality (CelebritySmack)
The imaginary must-read! (CityRag)
Matthew Broderick arrested??? (HolyMoly)
Anne Heche is working on replacing what she lost (DailyStab)
The role Jack Black was born to play! (AmyGrindhouse)
Priscilla Presley and David Archueleta in the May/December version of Twilight (DListed)
Nicole Kidman can work wonders with Christmas wrapping paper (EvilBeet)
Ben Affleck in: Celebrity Danger Dad! (HollywoodOffender)
Save NeNe! (CandyKirby)
That annual tradition: The 12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas! (IBBB)
London goes dark for Twilight (UKPopSugar)
Grammy nominations are in! (PopBytes)
Jimmy Kimmel kills an old lady (SeriouslyOMG)
The Cruise family triplets (Defamer)
Jennifer Aniston’s Plan C (HollywoodOffender)
Angelina Jolie’s gestational diabetes (CelebrityDirt)
Paris Hilton wins contest she was born to conquer (GabbyBabble)
Drunkblogging The Hills (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Stuff Young Jewish Adults Like (StuffYoungJewishAdultsLike)
Hillary’s hidden heroism! (Gawker.com)
raincoaster, revealed (TheGrassyKnollInstitute)
“There’s no-one bigger than Johnny.” (AgentBedhead)
The ageless and well-lubricated beauty of Priscilla Presley (CircusHour)
Flying penguins discovered (BBC)
Kate Hudson baits her Owen Wilson trap with babies, apartments (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Lara Flynn Boyle’s face: a medical opinion (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Jessica Alba is practicing parenting on loaner charity children (Bastardly)
Keith Richards admits to drug use. No, not an April Fool’s story! (TheRadReport)
At least somebody still wants Britney Spears (DailyStab)
Cindy Crawford is immortal (CelebritySmack)
Bar raised (Defamer)
Hammer dropped (AgentBedhead)
Lohan smashed (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Rick, rolled (Guardian)
Rowling potty? (Celebitchy)
Hunky Jesus (Mike Responts)
Presley poisoned! (GabbyBabble)
Hunk drunk (ASocialitesLife)
Carey doubt? (Bossip)
Amy Outhouse (Yeeeeah)
Nice…Spaniards (ImNotObsessed)
Manilow? NO! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Owen’s pickup (Popsugar)
Malthusian Catastrophe (Websters)
Mutual bonding (IDLYITW)
Alba time (DailyStab)
Go-Go’s gone (CelebritySmack)
Cognitive dissonance (CircusHour)
Infomercials: WTF? (LiquidGeneration)
Priscilla Presley on the weight-loss benefits of performing on Dancing With the Stars:
“I think I’ve lost inches!” Priscilla tells Extra. “You don’t feel like eating. You don’t eat before rehearsals because you can’t. Then when you come out of rehearsals, you don’t feel like eating.”
I’m a big fan of this diet too. It means that more people will get to keep their necks and souls intact.
