From Khloe Kardashian to Lauren Conrad to Michelle Kwan, this dress has been trotted out more times than a trophy wife at a fancy business dinner. Isn’t it about time we pulled it from red carpet duty and sent the damn thing off to be drycleaned?
A star is born: Katie Holmes stars in The Scream (Lolebrity)
What should we name the new Mini-McConaughey? (TeenyManolo)
Hope reborn for Kate and Pete (AgentBedhead)
The newborn reality stars of Big Brother (CelebritySmack)
Pete Doherty robs the cradle, Sting after him with a shotgun (POTP)
Child star rocks the pirate-themed bustier (Websters)
Best boobs new or used? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
BevHills Chihuahua: a revolution is born (EvilBeet)
New parents Halle Berry and Almost-Mister Halle Berry have a night of freedom (DailyStab)
Mark Wahlberg and Rhea Durham shop for baby stuff (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Why Sunday for a baby born Monday? The Kidman-Urban theories (CeleBitchy)
Prince Harry doing children’s charity work in Lesotho (People)
Usher and Baby Usher win the Photoshop Challenge (DListed)
Erykah Badu: baby on board? (Crunk&Disorderly)
Baby clothes make a comeback (GoFugYourself)
Sherri Shepherd saying something dim about kids and moms (GabbyBabble)
The Bindi Irwin doll not as conflicted as those neurotic Barbie&Skipper types (IBBB)
Angelina still hasn’t popped (JustJared)
Ashlee Simpson’s maternity wardrobe an improvement (Mollygood)
Gwyneth Paltrow supports the White Ribbon Alliance for Safe Motherhood (PopSugar)
Manolo says, it is too bad, too, because so many of them seem like such peachy nice peoples.
Matt Damon ar Canoodlian? (Lolebrity)
Brit Naomi Campbell represents Africa (AgentBedhead)
Mary-Kate Olsen brings, wears, the kimono and kiltie-based Wackness (CelebritySmack)
Brangelina donates $1million to help children of war (Websters)
Amy Winehouse downsizes the party (DListed)
Sigourney in space? (DailyStab)
Ben Affleck talks about the Congo (ImNotObsessed)
Barack Obama loses the bimbo vote! (CandyKirby)
Cruise Beckham (CelebDirtyLaundry)
GyllenSpooning (JustJared)
Five dumbest reality show gimmicks (Mollygood)
Gayest movie robots (Radar)
Prince Harry, rump roast inspector (UKPopsugar)
Mario Lopez ChestHairGate! (Defamer)
Tim McGraw boots an attacker (CeleBitchy)
I didn’t know Ashanti was in Ice Capades (GoFugYourself)
Oprah’s is the biggest I’ve ever seen! (CrunkAndDisorderly)
Kanye’s mother’s Doctor Death no longer Doctor, DUI’d for good measure (PerezHilton)
Well, what do you know? You CAN be too thin! (ParkAvenuePeerage)
Guess which one of us MTV reality show fashionistas drew the short straw in the shoe department? An outmoded relic perhaps from the Middle Ages, proving that even in the summers of old, the working class knew how important it was to let their toes breathe.
For all her good intentions, Tyra Banks seems to have fallen short on teaching her fledgling charges certain real-life lessons. Take Jaslene Gonzalez (winner, cycle 8), for example. Without proper instruction, little does she know that when wearing his favourite negligee, one should wait for their illicit lover up in a hotel room instead of out in the open where his wife can easily recognise last year’s anniversary present.
Hollywood’s worst beards (Defamer)
Captain James Tiberius Kirk will have none of your alien perversions, New Yorker! (Gawker)
You never live down the O-face (HearThis)
Happy Mothers Day from LeBron James (WithMalice)
Mr Big for sale, asks no inconvenient questions (AgentBedhead)
Vanessa Williams, BA (BlackCelebrityKids)
Hugh Hefner is a confirmed bachelor (DailyStab)
Famke Janssen is no breeder (ImNotObsessed)
Momentarily straight Drew Barrymore will hunt you down (ICYDK)
Maddox Jolie-Pitt is a swinger! (JustJared)
Sex and the Philip Treacy (GoFugYourself)
The mother of all power breeders strikes again: Britney pregnant? (CeleBitchy)
Colin Farrell, notch in Britney’s unchastity belt: hot or not? (UKPopSugar)
R Kelly (”The Defendant”) can dish it out but not take it (Bossip)
Clay Straitken haiku (Mollygood)
Isaiah Washington awfully princessy for straight man (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Tila Tequila, early bird AND worm (CelebritySmack)
La Toya Jacksanity (SeriouslyOMG)
Nicolette Sheridan exudes fabulousness (Celebslam)
America’s next top freak (IBBB)
Madonna Global Media Domination Tour (JensJuice)
Tom Cruise loses his Packer (AgentBedhead)
Ginger Spice and the Goth Lesbian of Doom (ImNotObsessed)
Britney Spears and Big Sur (DailyStab)
Play the Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery Game! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Daydream Believer in the magic of Davy Jones Karaoke (Defamer)
Amy Winehouse is a commuter’s worst nightmare (CelebritySmack)
Pot/Kettle Pot/Potkettle What I mean to say is Ashlee/Britney (CeleBitchy)
Uma Thurman’s lawyer will butt-rape France (InTouch)
Mariah and Mr Mariah have been inseparable since marrying last week. Uh, thanks for that, PR machine (PopSugar)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua! (DListed)
If you were to draw a thought bubble above the koala’s head what would it say?
(a) Those Kardashians are such hangers on.
(b) While you’re back there, can you use your face to wipe my ass too?
(c) Reality show stars - a more serious problem than climate change.
(d) This is the most boring sex tape I’ve ever made.
One is Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, the other is P. Diddy’s pop tart of the moment.
John Lennon Link Challenge!
Want in on the irregularly-run Link Challenge du jour?
Just start theme linking and don’t forget who luvs ya, Baby!
All They Need is Love? Nixon’s lawyer threatens Lennon’s widow (MovieCityIndie)
Taxman: Wesley Snipes faces three years in the pokey (Defamer)
Your Mother Should Know: Clay Aiken and Tyra Banks get physical on QVC (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Double Fantasy? Quentin Tarantino and Verne Troyer pimp it out (AgentBedhead)
How Do You Sleep? Tom Cruise to return to Oprah (ImNotObsessed)
Working Class Heroes, Public Enemies: Win a chance to work with Johnny Depp (CharityBuzz)
Woman: Sexiest stars (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Bigger than Jesus? Heidi Montag snubs the White House (CandyKirby)
Stand by Me? Whutchewtalkin’ ’bout, Willis? Gary Coleman to divorce (DListed)
Watching the Wheels Go By: Paris Hilton to be thrown off Good Charlotte tour? (HolyMoly)
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: Picture fun with celebrities (CelebritySmack)
Beautiful Boy? Jada Pinkett-Smith has a major mullet (Yeeeeah)
Jealous Guy: Patrick Dempsey checks out the competition (DailyStab)
Mother: Baby Mama premiere with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (CeleBitchy)
Hello, Goodbye: Orlando Brown resurfaces after MIA scare (TheBlemish)
She Said She Said: Elliot Spitzer liked to play with toys is what she said! (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Flying: Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam (CityRag)
The Fool on the Hill: homeless Congressman sleeps in bars? (Wonkette)
Amy Winehouse, I Want To Tell You you’re losing it (CelebWarship)
A Day In the Life of reality tv (Mollygood)
I Am the Walrus: World’s largest baby (PerezHilton)
Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)
How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)
The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)
Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)
Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)
Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)
The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)
Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)
Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)
LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)
Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)
Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)
Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)
