Yay! Look everybody: it’s Ayyyy favorite Lois Aldrin, with her trophy husband, Buzz. It’s always nice to see a familiar face, even if the eyes are getting farther and farther apart.
Toast Lois and her boytoy with a few Leather and Lace shooters. Lois would do a tray of these entirely hands-free, you know she would.
Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)
Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)
Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)
She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)
Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)
The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)
Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)
Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)
Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)