Ayyyy!

Lily Allen miscarriage (PerezHilton)

Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)

B52s release a new album (WOWReport)

Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)

Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)

Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)

Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)

Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)

Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)

There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)

Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)

Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)

Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)

The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)

Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)

Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)

Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)

Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)

RIP Scrabulous (Gawker)

Tom Cruise doesn’t need your permission (Defamer)

to outsource raising his two older kids (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

and L Ron Hubbard doesn’t need Tom Cruise’s permission, allegedly (BricksAndStones)

Amy Winehouse is in even worse trouble than we thought (Fametastic)

And her husband just dumped her for his prison wife (EntertainmentWise)

Have a Cracky Holiday: Amy Winehouse holiday album in the works (JustJared)

Clay Aiken, the glammest leprechaun in all of Las Vegas (Dlisted)

The Quaids talk about their babies’ overdose (CeleBitchy)

Paris Hilton skunks up The Peninsula (GabbyBabble)

Britney Spears is anticipating…publicity (CelebWarship)

David Spade sperminates! (AllieIsWired)

George Clooney likes a good pranking! (TheBlemish)

Celebrity Lips: the good, the bad, the terrifying (BodyPhilosophy)

Ike Turner: Coke is the real thing! (CelebritySmack)

Katherine Heigl’s biggest fan gifts her with Nicoderm (DailyStab)

Wifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Clooney’s Brunette of the Day (HolyCandy)

Dita von Teese is Breaking Bad, but Looking Good (ImNotObsessed)

George Michael to tell all, IF he can remember it (PerezHilton)

Single-handedly disproving the notion that America has the market cornered on people who well, look like they are marketed on the corner, 2008 deadpool favorites Amy Winehouse and That Guy Who’s Not Pete Doherty (Blake Civil-Fielder) –more affectionately known to the Ayyyy! staff as “Flea and Strumpets”– are set to renew their nuptials today in Pentonville Prison, where Blake is currently cooling his track-marked heels while awaiting answering charges of perversion of justice.

Best wishes, you crazy kids, just try to remember the safety word this time!

Woody Allen kills himbos’ careers stone dead! (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie makes up with Jon Voight (CeleBitchy)

Tom Cruise, failed babydaddy (ContactMusic)

Natalie Portman is the vegan Louboutin! (CelebritySmack)

Britney’s New Year’s miracle! (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp is richer than a pirate (DailyStab)

Harry Potter and the Bar Mitzvah of Secrecy (Defamer)

Lindsay Lohan’s Champagne wishes become Champagne reality (TMZ)

Late night tv goes mano-a-mano-a-mano-a-Jimmy Kimmel (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Smells like … Becks! (EvilBeet)

Lindsay Lohan, platinum panhandler (Mollygood)

Get into Gary Coleman’s pants! (ICYDK)

Mena Suvari debuts a bowl cut (ImNotObsessed)

Carrie Underwood bows to the power of sequins (GoFugYourself)

Reese Witherspoon demonstrates impeccable taste again (HolyCandy)

Kiefer Sutherland 2.0? (PerezHilton)

Hunk Jackman and his kids at the park (TheMeatScale)

50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)

Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)

Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)

No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)

Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)

Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)

Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)

Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)

Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)

ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)

Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)

The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)

Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)

Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)

VH1 makes ‘em, breaks ‘em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)

Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)

You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)

You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)

Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)

Posh Spice, thumb-sucker! (CelebritiesEating)

Pete Doherty, guidance counselor (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse is the new Brigitte Bardot. Karl Lagerfeld is, apparently, the new Frances Farmer (CelebritySmack)

Christina Aguilera’s baby shower (HollywoodBackwash)

Angelina discriminates against blue-eyed blondes. Like Shiloh (WWTDD)

Fergie tries out for Texas Chainsaw Massacre update (DailyStab)

Jessica Simpson is ready for her full-frontal closeup (DerekHail)

Kate Moss wears a pantsless panda ensemble to Led Zeppelin (DListed)

-Kat is tired of Tom- (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger needs help staying sane (ImNotObsessed)

Lindsay Lohan thinks Bud Light isn’t real beer. She may have a point (NinjaDude)

Kylie Minogue and the Nobel Prize. Yes, you read that right (PerezHilton)

Teri Hatcher power walks, could use another 2% bodyfat (TheSkinny)

PETA vs the Olsen Twins (HolyCandy)

Adam Sandler to the rescue! (Defamer)

Gwyneth Paltrow may not be the friendliest person on the planet (Jezebel)

Alex Trebek in jeopardy (Mollygood)

Julia Roberts is back, and bigger than ever. Also starey in a Nicole Kidman way (EvilBeet)

Pink and Juliette Lewis could both use some decaf (Webster’s)

Behold the hotness that used to be Sean Connery (TheMeatScale)

Look who got his hands on Batman’s package! (PerezHilton)

Jack Black is stunned by the size of his (AgentBedhead)

Owen Wilson just laughs, relieved his is out of reach (EvilBeet)

Brad Pitt wishes Juliette Lewis would shut up about his (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse offers the world a glimpse of hers (TMZ)

Renee Zellweger has a “wardrobe malfunction” (BittenAndBound)

Justin Timberlake challenges Pitt and Clooney to a Sexy-Off (ASocialitesLife)

These celebrities are totally plastic (Worth1000)

The remarkably lifelike Karl Lagerfeld (CelebritySmack)

Hawt Britney Spears on Paris Hilton blackmail action! (HolyMoly)

Rachel Ray fakes it with her hubby (Dlisted)

Hayden Panettiere says Forget the Cheerleader: Save the Whales! (JustJared)

James Blunt, manslut (CrabbiesHollywood)

Britney banned from bar (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Regis Philbin gives best 3 out of 5 for next season (Mollygood)

Dolly Parton thinks Dolly Parton looks like a hooker (Celebitchy)

Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are officially on (CelebNewsWire)

Lohan sees trouble, but they’re not going steady (WendyWayrad)

Danny Bonaduce’s penis needs a PR (Radar)

The personal journals of Angelina Jolie (Dissfunktional)

Julia Roberts, handicapped parking-stealer, paparazzi-attacker (WendyWayrad)

Gene Simmons rocks the dragonskin platform boots (TheMeatScale)

Katie Holmes loses the Posh at the Bambi Awards and no, I’m not making this up (PerezHilton)

Cyndi Lauper goes under the needle (Mollygood)

Prince William still has his girlfriend, most of his hair (JustJared)

Hollywood’s top 10 shocking secrets (CelebSlam)

Posh’s implants bow to gravity, but not much (Egotastic)

Jennifer Love Whoitt engaged (USmagazine)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears Uggs, hangs head in shame (Jezebel)

Jerry Seinfeld’s family troubles (Chicago Sun-Times)

Did Reese and Jake join the Mile High Club? (ShowbizSpy)

Johnny Depp, manorexic, but still purty (ImNotObsessed)

The Curse of Monica Lewinsky (fortunately not a menstruation story) (HolyCandy)

Lilo drinking again, yo (DerekHail)

Ads that work… on Winehouse and Doherty at least (AgentBedhead)

Shocker of the day: KFed wants more money! (EvilBeet)

John Travolta? No way!!! (LARagMag)

Angelina Jolie is coming soon to a barstool near you! (CelebritySmack)

Britney spends time with her kids, ignores them (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Fake Posh … but I repeat myself (AgentBedhead)

Carson Daly is a scary scab (Mollygood)

Steve Carell, master of suave (SplashNewsOnline)

Hayden Panettiere starts a Used Panty club (Defamer)

The Fabio/George Clooney peace talks (Radar)

Kirsten Dunst is Kelly Slater’s latest rent-a-blonde (Dlisted)

Mary-Kate Olsen does the fetal homeless girl look (DrunkenStepfather)

Britney is late, not pregnant (Popsugar)

Britney has a messy house with a not-so-secret sex room (HolyCandy)

Jake Gyllenhaall will play legendary sex symbol Joe Namath (but is there a nude Cosmo spread in the contract? That’s what WE want to know!) (ASocialitesLife)

Becks blogs (PerezHilton)

in rehab news: the Wino Watch begins… (TheMeatScale)

Kelly Osborne grows up, cleans up real good (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp gives Vanessa Paradis a punny present (ImNotObsessed)

Thank GOD Paris Hilton prefers pantyhose to stockings (CelebritySmack)

Lucille Le Sueur? Celebrities’ real names revealed! (Dissfunktional)

Britney is pulling a Meg Ryan (NewsOfTheWorld)

Duelling bedhead: Javier Bardem vs Eli Roth (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Depp looks sweet in Sweeney Todd (GothMagazineBlog)

Marilyn Manson starts his holiday shopping early, gets sued (HolyMoly)

Boy George’s morning-after look. Morning after arrest for being kinky and felonious, that is (TheBlemish)

Pete Doherty’s bus is as dry as Utah, perhaps as full of powder (WOWReport)

news flash: Scarlett Johanssen says Woody Allen likes looking at boobs (WendyWayrad)

Now hear this! Lindsay Lohan has her period (Lohanfan)

Dennis Rodman may not be 100% gentleman (FemaleFirst)

Obama sez: “I inhaled!” (CNNPoliticalticker)

Paris is back, biotches! And looking like a Florida retiree (TheMeatScale)

Tyra’s sex life ruined by “problem hair” (HolyCandy)

Shia Laboeuf on Shia Laboeuf (ImNotObsessed)

Quiet Riot goes quiet once and for all (CelebritySmack)

Battle of the Saints: Julia Roberts vs Angelina Jolie (CeleBitchy)

Black, whack, and back: The Jackson 5 are going on tour! (Idolator)

Is Disney “Enchanted” by the F-bomb? (Defamer)

Britney Spears IS: the Bionic Woman! (AgentBedhead)

How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Dublin? Jonathan Rhys Myers knows! (CelebritySmack)

Guess the celebrity whale tail (LiquidGeneration)

Heidi Klum forgot her pants, whale tail (GoFugYourself)

The UN takes on Amy Winehouse, will sendiCanadian peacekeepers to Notting Hill (Mollygood)

Kanye breaks down onstage (StereoHyped)

Alicia Keys is a ninja at the AMA’s (TheMeatScale)

Putting the “whatever” in Model/Actress/Whatever (CrabbiesHollywood)

Jessica Alba is not a morning person (DailyStab)

RIP Mister Whipple! (DListed)

The Hoff takes a bite out of Pamela Anderson (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

Julia Roberts shows off her new baby (PerezHilton)

Julia Roberts steals Handicapped parking spaces (Scandelerious)

13-year-old Amy Winehouse on her hopes for the future (WendyWayrad)

The Redemption of Omarosa (Defamer)

Kim Kardashian vs Beyonce: duelling junk (D*anasDirt)

Naomi Campbell: what an ass (Bossip)

Kristen Bell and her boxer (ImNotObsessed)

Give Thanks: KFed gets the kids for Thanksgiving (EvilBeet)

Owen Wilson, beach boy (Celebslam)

Simon Cowell is a Botox bohunk (US)

Vince Vaughn could cornrow his nosehairs (JustJared)

Duelling celebrity babies (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion gets freaky with it (DailyStab)

Ellen BigFatPlateOfNothingDiet Pompeo is wed (ImNotObsessed)

Buy Britney’s Starbucks leftovers! (CelebSlam)

Keira Knightly is Sienna Miller’s best (only) fan (HolyMoly)

Angelina Jolie’s baby return policy? (Popsugar)

Shocker! Jennifer Aniston is a sore loser (Popbytes)

Rihanna is an Oreo (CelebritySmack)

Jason Patric steals not just Julia Roberts, but anything else he can get his hands on (CelebNewsWire)

Matt Damon kicks Ben Affleck’s ass yet again (CelebrityCowboy)

Another Osmond in rehab! Oh, those wacky Mormons (ETOnline)

Heath Ledger another victim of the Kate Hudson hotness-sapping superpower (DListed)

A day in the life of Winehouse: ambulance at dawn, concert at dusk (PerezHilton)

Brangelina is island shopping (OK)

Brandon Davis is a toxic substance (NYP)