Blake Lively loves dogs! (lolebrity)

Gary Coleman is white trash? (Defamer)

Dakota Fanning, however, is not (AgentBedhead)

Eva Longoria Parker shills candy (DailyStab)

Bottom feeding on the LA dating scene (CelebritySmack)

Heather Mills is the earthly vessel of the divine principle of Schadenfreude (CeleBitchy)

Torontonian schools whiny busker/Oasis frontman attacked (HolyMoly)

We can’t believe it either, Jessica (PopSugar)

Jennifer Aniston is unbelievably thrilled to see you (ImNotObsessed)

France lays the smackdown on grifting for Xenu (Mollygood)

Smells like tween spirit! (BWE)

Britney Spears cleans up real good at the VMAs (EvilBeet)

This woman’s got her head screwed on wrong (IBBB)

Katy Perry’s stylist goes into production of silk purses (GoFugYourself)

Quote of the day: Katy Perry is nothing but Diablo Cody with an actual stripper’s body, instead of a former stripper’s body (FourFour)

Matt Damon vs Ben Affleck face off! (SeriouslyOMG)

Girls Gone Wild: Disney fake lesbian edition (Websters)

The real father of Bristol Palin’s baby (Radar)

Don’t you have to be a diva to throw a diva fit? (DListed)

“No, so seriously, I was like, just walking down the street one day. It was kinda rainy out. Not like REALLY rainy, but you know, humid. Just enough to make my hair do that thing, you know what I’m talking about right? By the way Carls, I am loving yours. What do you do, vinegar rinse? Anyway, so I’m just walking down the street, trying to you know, recognize the Buddha nature inherent in all things or whatever, and I sorta just mention that I thought felt a drop and *bam* all these dude with fancy umbrellas just COME OUT OF NOWHERE. It was AWESOME, and of course Puff Daddy or whatever he goes by now –God, talk about 14 reincarnations– sees it and he’s just there with his ONE umbrella dude and he TOTALLY plotzed. I think he dropped his man purse. Man, good times.”