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Who wore it better: Renee Zellweger or Rembrandt’s Flayed Ox?

Which of these classic beauties wore the bare look better?

Renee Zellweger:

Renee Zellweger's back

Renee Zellweger's back

and Rembrandt’s Flayed Ox:

She works out a lot, you know.

She works out a lot, you know.

Robert Pattinson in Brownout Link Shocker

Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit

Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit

Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.

Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.

Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)

Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)

Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)

Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)

Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)

Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)

Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)

A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)

My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)

Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)

But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)

Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)

Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)

The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)

Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)

Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)

A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)

The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)

Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)

Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)

 

Hump Day Links: The Ultimate Olympian Edition

Medals awarded during 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver

Okay, Sven Kramer, my imaginary boyfriend, you may have gotten the gold for the fastest skater and the gold for the purtiest Olympian other than Johnny “Fierce” Weir, but I’m still saying the Russian in the back there wins the platinum medal in the fashion Olympics. Don’t nobody look their best in orange. Not even you:

Speed Skating - Day 15

And seriously; ankle socks?

Lindsay Lohan airs it out (Lolebrity)

Lara vs Leia (AgentBedhead)

Elvis Pattinson immortalized (AmyGrindhouse)

Clive Owen steals some poor girl’s jacket (BusyBeeBlogger)

and she wonders why she doesn’t have any friends (INeedMyFix)

Gilligan’s Island of the Living Dead (CelebritySmack)

Lohan throwdown (AllieIsWired)

Lilo on the down low (HolyMoly)

Flying Tomato peels! (DailyStab)

The family that tases together, stayses together (GabbyBabble)

Betcha can’t fug just one (GoFugYourself)

Someone please give Sarah Palin a real job (Gawker)

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (EvilBeet)

Giantess free to attack again! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

These tourists are SO much prettier than ours (HaveUHeard)

Fran Drescher Fission! (IBBB)

There’s a thin line… (LitelySalted)

Moon, June, Spoon, Gay PrOn? (Movieline)

We like JLo’s Hue (TenGossip)

Bride of Freakenstein (PopBytes)

Well THIS should get a telethon (DListed)

Remember … to SMILE, dummy (UKPopSugar)

Jane Fonda shouldn’ta blogged it! (CelebCosmeticSurgery)

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Renee Zellweger, missed a spot

Lather me up!

Gals, haven’t we all trotted out the old “can you help rub some suntan oil on my back” trick on an unsuspecting guy (who is not related to you)? Of course it also helps a lot if you haven’t used up the whole bottle on your face already.

Gin Daisy and an Ice Cube Massage Links

Julia Child, Master Spy (Lolebrity)

Disturbed by ageing? Ernest Borgnine says just beat it! (CandyKirby)

A star is born: Failure Model Chick gets her big break (IBBB)

Jackson Browne lays the beatdown on thiefy John McCain (CelebuWreck)

Brad Pitt wardrobe malfunction (OhNoTheyDidnt)

Billy Zane gets genital exfoliation from once and future ex (AgentBedhead)

Dave Coulier aught to know what it’s like to break up with Alanis Morrisette (CelebritySmack)

Renee Zellweger chilled in Miami (DailyStab)

Leave Grandpa Alone! Hugh Hefner retires (CeleBitchy)

Katie Holmes will bring the Eighties back no matter what it takes (DListed)

JLoHew, now 10% off! (Defamer)

The history of Xenu, by L.Ron Hubbard (Gawker)

The Saga of a Celebrity Saloniste (ImNotObsessed)

Learn to speak Romulan! (EvilBeet)

Robert Downey Jr. rocks the Ron Jeremy look (GoFugYourself)

Margaret Cho gets ink (JustJared)

No News is Good Links

No news today (BBC via BoingBoing)

No real news about Vince Vaughn anyway (DListed)

Top Ten College Commencement Speeches (Gawker)

Jack Black’s Panda Attack! (AgentBedhead)

Shania is single, has no comment (CeleBitchy)

Californians achieve marriage equality (Mollygood)

Britney’s pink wig’s sex tape (Defamer)

Beyonce is Desperate (ImNotObsessed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty close down the Hell Prom (Lolebrity)

Hard celebrity dicks (Gawker)

Ellen ruins Portia’s surprise (TMZ)

Jessica Alba cannot outstare your disapproving aunt Thelma (YouTube)

Renee Zellweger thinks you can be fooled by myriad accessories (ImNotObsessed)

Posh is a jean Djinnii (PopSugar)

Sugar Tits and Sugar Titter en route to South America: this should end well (DailyStab)

OWEN WILSON COMES TO HIS SENSES (CelebritySmack)

Kiefer kandidz (GabbyBabble)

Vince Vaughn will make his own damn threesomes! (CandyKirby)

Iron Femme (Websters)

Jessica Alba is being motherly (IBBB)

No, No, No, No, I Won’t Link Challenge No More

Gwyneth Paltrow wears what the Manolo tells her to (JustJared)

Renee Zellweger, charter member, Starfuckers Incorporated (DailyStab)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and My Little Pony: which one of these is slumming? (CandyKirby)

Shia LaBoeuf may or may not have gotten lucky(? if you call it that) (WendyWayrad)

John Cusack refers Paul Leydon to the hand (JeanJacketsBad)

Bloody Hell! Pete Doherty is insane (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

JLo goes all, like, Alpha Mommy on Nicole Richie (IBBB)

Adrien Brody is marrying retired Aunt Selma from Miami Beach? (ImNotObsessed)

Flat busted: Amy Winehouse arrested (People)

Ellen DeGeneris gently gyno-probes Ashlee Simpson (CelebritySmack)

Harrison Ford’s Brazilliant deforestation PSA/man-on-man chest waxing video (Defamer)

Celebrity cosmetic surgery slideshow (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Betty and Veronica: still best frenemies (CounterfeitChic)

Madonna is a natural beauty on “Today.” And what planet? (DListed)

Mariah Carey to turn Empire State Building gay (HollywoodRag)

Heidi Fleiss on her high horse again (WOWReport)

The happy(?) couple: Carmen Electra and Rock Himbo #3 pose for engagement pix (Websters)

Encounters with Seth Green (Mollygood)

Jonas Brothers kill and bury Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash’s musical cred (MTVBuzzworthy)

Clay Aiken thinks people from Omaha are stupid (EvilBeet)

Rachel Zoe is one cougar who never changes her spots (GoFugYourself)

Scientology teaches Katie Holmes to speak in tongues (CeleBitchy)

Scientology’s niece speaks! (AgentBedhead)

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Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)

How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)

The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)

Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)

Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)

Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)

The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)

Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)

Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)

LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)

Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)

Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)

Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)

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