Seriously, girl, what IS this? It isn’t clothing; it could well be the costume for a new super-villainess, perhaps “Fugella.” You put on some proper clothes and you take that monstrosity right back to Phyllis Diller’s House of Kaftans THIS INSTANT!
Thanks to a malfunction at Picapp, I’m not sure exactly who these people are, but given the news about Wayne Newton’s financial troubles (see farther down this post) I can only assume they’re some sort of Wayniac fund-raising team, perhaps busking on the street for pennies and francs to pay off creditors. All that fabulousness doesn’t come cheap!
Bums in Seats: the dollar value of celebrity bottoms (True/Slant)
The United States of Jay-Z (Lolebrity)
The Return of Reznor (AgentBedhead)
Diane Krueger has a past (LitelySalted)
Lady Gaga dares you to cross the line (AmyGrindhouse)
Hold the phone! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Nic Cage needs more than a tax shelter (CelebritySmack)
Dr Who homeless? (HolyMoly)
Betty White won’t do the casting couch (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hot men: all you can eat! (CeleBitchy)
Nude jogging: doesn’t that hurt? (CrazyDays&Nights)
All About Eve 2.0 Nicole vs Selena (EvilBeet)
Sean Penn is such a charmer (GabbyBabble)
Bumpits hit the red carpet (GoFugYourself)
Demi Moore is immortal (INeedMyFix)
Jennifer Aniston is a total pro (IBBB)
Rihanna has found her perfect man (JustJared)
Jon Stewart gets lucky on Chatroulette (Movieline)
Johnny Depp? Or Keanu Reeves? (AccidentalSexiness)
Rootin’ Tootin’ Wayne Newton needs you, Wayniacs! (PerezHilton)
Green Lantern 3D (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Kate Moss vs Sienna Miller (UKPopSugar)
Charlie Sheen is rejected (RadarOnline)
Mickey Rourke overshare! (SeriouslyOMG)
Who the heck is Nikki Yanofsky? (TenGossip)
Overshare roundup (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
At last we learn the backstory to the shot herd ’round the world. Oh Snoop, we’ve all been there.
Claire Danes knows how to work a trenchcoat (Lolebrity)
Celebrities! They’re not like us! They can walk in these shoes! (CelebToast)
The best 404 message online (AgentBedhead)
Om Nom Nom WHA???? (AllieIsWired)
Brittany Murphy, Casey Johnson, Basic Health Rules laid to rest (AmyGrindhouse)
Demon in sheep’s clothing (BWE)
Anne Hathaway flips the bird (BricksAndStones)
Alexis for Alexis! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ooh La Little Girl Lingerie? (LaughingStork)
Kate, I think you dropped something (HolyMoly)
Sandra Bullock will cut a bitch (LitelySalted)
Forget Mischa Barton, try Carole Channing! (LaineyGossip)
Kristen Stewart in court for prostitution (TMZ)
Ralph Lauren snubs in public! (CelebrityMound)
Ellen for President? (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Tom Brady’s 2-month-old can run??? (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Oooh, ACDC MUST DIE!!!! (CeleBitchy)
Jay-Qui? (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Possibly the most terrifying headline I’ve ever read (CelebritySmack)
Kanye survives horrifying ordeal (CelebSlam)
Bublé’s bongo bowl (CityRag)
Dennis Quaid’s farmer’s tan (CrazyDaysAndNights)
The Real BabyMamas of Atlanta (Crunk+Disorderly)
Brangelina lives! (DailyStab)
Paris has gone to the dogs (DanasDirt)
Nicknames of the literati (Gawker)
The return of PuppyBowl (DListed)
Betty White is terrifying (EvilBeet)
Small Wonder it was cancelled (FourFour)
Janet Jackson is a Janet Jackson impersonator (GabbyBabble)
Best Dressed/Worst Dressed at the Grammys (GoFugYourself)
Snooki’s makeover (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Qween no longer on Scene (INeedMyFix)
How Hugh Jackman rolls (HaveUHeard)
World’s most expensive benchwarmers (HollywoodBackwash)
Flack pointedly does NOT deny Paris Hilton is dumb (HollywoodRag)
Sniff Beyonce for $50 (HollywoodTuna)
KFat achieves self-awareness (ImNotObsessed)
Leif Garrett busted NOT A FLASHBACK TO 1975 (Janet CharltonsHollywood)
Virgins versus Texting! (JustJared)
PETA vs Avatar (Movieline)
Jessica Biel definitely not Jewish (FitCeleb)
Frances Bean taking singing lessons (PerezHilton)
Stock Anderson Cooper Adorable Story (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Russell Brand shoots, scores (UKPopSugar)
Jamaican Bobsled Team not so cool (WizBangPop)
Orlando Bloom is all wet (PopBytes)
Kelly Clarkson in flamewar (RadarOnline)
Re-Enchanted (SeriouslyOMG)
Tila says the butler didn’t do it (ASocialiteLife)
Conan O’Brien’s Valentine to Britney (SquareEyes)
Saffy, darling, are you slumming in this movie? (TenGossip)
John Mayer needs to take off the Wayfarers (TheBosh)
Mischa Barton wins Best Supporting Hose (TheSkinny)
Bill Gates on Manhunt? (raincoaster)
Mr Bean goes to the Spanish Parliament (Guardian)
Iran. Iran so far away (Gawker)
Guido 2.0 (Lolebrity)
Eli Roth hacked and attacked by 200 Mexicans (Twitter)
Remix Trent Reznor (AgentBedhead)
Ellen Photoshops her way into the AI lineup (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz and KStew ambushed! (AllieIsWired)
Lilo is robbed! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Rihanna’s outfit slashed! (INeedMyFix)
Pete and Ashlee hack the paps (CelebritySmack)
Redmond O’Neal busted again (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Mariah Carey’s jewels cased (HolyCandy)
OctoDoc takes the rap (CeleBitchy)
Angel stops cougar attack (DListed)
Celebrities caught in action (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Mischa Barton turns hooker (DailyStab)
The LA Coroner is mystified (EvilBeet)
Sean Penn is a stooge (GabbyBabble)
Madonna takes the rap (INO)
Halle Berry hacked! (JustJared)
Gay blades Jim Carrey and Ewan MacGregor come out (Movieline)
JSimp’s hairy sitch (PopSugar)
More deets on the Bear Jew Werewolf Shark attack (TenGossip)
Joan Rivers is a threat to national security (LitelySalted)
Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.
Yes, he IS perfect.
Hugh Jackman is missing something (Lolebrity)
Keira Knightly takes out contract on Emma Watson? (AgentBedhead)
So…that’s ONE then. (AmyGrindhouse)
Madonna, you’re no Debbie Harry (CeleBitchy)
Eddie Izzard is awesome, insane (BusyBeeBlogger)
Audience in Wonderland (PopBytes)
Sex tape starlet shows off resulting baby bump (GabbyBabble)
Delusional junkie calls Frances Bean Cobain a liar (CelebritySmack)
The real reason Chris Brown beat Rihanna? (HolyMoly)
Molegate! (PopEater)
Dear Kellan Lutz (TenGossip)
God hates Tori Spelling (LitelySalted)
Nicole Kidman has a lot to hide (SeriouslyOMG)
Street style suckage of 2009 (PopSugar)
Hot Tub Time Machine: the reality (Movieline)
Hugh and Daniel are big money gypsies (JustJared)
Diddy ‘dopted (INO)
Diddy waxed (INeedMyFix)
Miss Piggy on the Tiger Woods scandale (EvilBeet)
Santa hates Octomom (DListed)
My Imaginary Boyfriend doesn’t mind working with Tina Fey (Gawker)
Although he may be a little childish…
there’s really no question that Hugh Jackman is well-adjusted.
Paris Hilton’s truth in advertising (Lolebrity)
Michael Jackson, still dead (AgentBedhead)
Celine Dion shooting blanks (AmyGrindhouse)
Shakira: wigger, PLEASE! (HolyMoly)
Eat, Pray, Love, Get A Really Bad Bathtub Bleach Job (BusyBeeBlogger)
Emanuel Ungaro calls Lindsay Lohan “Destroyer of souls” (CeleBitchy)
Marlee Matlin tells world to STFU, get a life (HollywoodInsider)
I’m the Gossip Queen of the Universe!!! (CelebritySmack)
Yet more Robert Pattinson pix (TenGossip)
Emma Watson is, like, totally a commie pinko satanist (CelebJihad)
Kathy Griffin and the Fresh Prince: is this what you call the Dream Team? (SeriouslyOMG)
And the Nightmare Team: Brandon Davis and Avril Lavigne (PopBytes)
Smells like…Has-been! (LitelySalted)
Lilo is cutting (AllieIsWired)
Levi gets out of his Levis for Playgirl (TheAwl)
Kate Moss is a furry (UKPopSugar)
Why is NOBODY talking about Wino’s new freckles? (ICYDK)
Find SamRo a new girlfriend (CityRag)
oh wait, someone already found her one (Gawker)
Behold the moose knuckle of Robert Downey Jr (DailyStab)
Kristin Stewart lets a 4-year-old dress her (INO)
Carrie Prejean to put her video experience to good use (GabbyBabble)
The country music a-wars (EvilBeet)
Who’s the wind beneath Rihanna’s buffalo wings? (JustJared)
Francomania! (Movieline)
Who knew she even played poker?
This is what happens in a Recession, dear readers: laid-off librarians trying too hard to become the next “Schiaparelli of Recycling.”
Our current contest is still on, so do your worst to Prince Hot Ginge Harry in the comments section.
And now, it’s time for the hotly-anticipated awarding of the hypothetical, imaginary swag for our very real Caption the Celebrity contest from last week, Rihanna at the Jean Paul Gaultier show. Let’s take a closer look:
Mica Says:
October 4th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“I wonder if I’m showing enough boob… I don’t want that entertainment reporter to call me ‘Prince’ again.”
Congratulations and imaginary swag to Mica! In honour of this unique occasion we are presenting a prestigious, entirely virtual copy of the swanky cashmere robe
