April 28, 2011 in
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Robert Pattinson attempts to bring back the Reagan Brown Suit
Oh dear god. Sweet jeebus. Normally, I kind of love RPattz: he looks like he would have an unfortunate tang if it were a warm day, something like the bottom of a pub ashtray, but normally he’s just crazy enough to keep it interesting, unlike his co-stars (Tai the elephant excepted: if she’s good enough for Banksy, she’s good enough for me). But while he may have been talked into wearing this diarrhea-coloured monstrosity on the general principle that “a suit is dressy” a significant part of me hopes that halfway through a beer-laden schnitzelfest he ripped it in pieces and ran down the cobblestones naked and cackling. If he didn’t, please don’t inform me.
Now I am going to drown my sorrows with a Boilermaker or ten and some gossip links.
Tiling tigers: trippy! (raincoaster)
Bling it on! Talk about an accessory to crime! (Ayyyy)
Sunday food porn: Canadian Content chez Timmy’s (ManoloFood)
Renee Zellweger’s smile secret (Lolebrity)
Beach Reads: everyone’s dirty secret (Crasstalk)
Ozzy Osbourne loses it. Who knew he’d ever found it in the first place? (AgentBedhead)
Lady Gaga’s Truth or Dare! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Robert Pattinson blah blah OH MY GOD NOT A BROWN SUIT!!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pink and a half! (CelebritySmack)
A grizzly (mama) look at Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin (CelebrityVIPLounge)
My Big, Cheap Royal Wedding pictures (FreakingNews)
Sadly, neither were hurt in the attack (DailyStab)
But she IS addicted to Kabbalah water! (EarSucker)
Survivor recap included because that guy is HOT! (FitFabCeleb)
Justin Timberlake will not beFriendWithBenefit you (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Blake Lively sees red (HaveUHeard)
The trailer is out for the Final Harry Potter movie (HollywoodHiccups)
Beyonce Scrooged 70 people this Christmas (INeedMyFix)
Jillian Michaels’ ass-ironing secrets (MathewGuiver)
A thousand bucks does not include Britney (PoorBritney)
The Jersey Shore is replicating!!! (PopBytes)
Jon Hamm admires the view (Swoonworthy)
Now, if only we could get the REST of her to vanish as well (TheSkinnyChic)
April 22, 2011 in
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Sorry we’re late with this. Down with a spell of food poisoning: I should never have switched from vodka to lemonade. It was obviously too much for my system (also, lemon juice goes bad? WHO KNEW?).
This will make it all better.

Prince Harry and a puppy. You're welcome.
Awwww. Now that you’ve recovered sufficiently, let’s move on to some adorable gossip links.
Deflowering virgins on television? Eh, it’s a living for Sandra Rinomato. Does she know Harvey? (Crasstalk)
Spirit Animals: how do they work? Help me choose between Courage Wolf and Sexually Oblivious Rhino as my mascot (raincoaster)
Pitcher? or catcher? The all-important “what to put the booze in” question just in time for picnic season (ManoloFood)
Nigella Lawson undercover. Girlfriend, jihadi chic is NOT how you do a topless beach. (Ayyyy)
This is why cutoffs were invented. There … wait … hmmm? … what was I saying? (Lolebrity)
Win a pair of Whooga boots! Like the FB page and enter to win one of three pairs each month (Whooga)
ScarPenn/SeanJo trouble in paradise? Uh, well duh. And somewhere, Ryan Reynolds chuckles softly. (AgentBedhead)
Why do they put the coke THERE? Playboy Bunnies are dumb, yo. (BusyBeeBlogger)
No, seriously, I thought this was Carrot Top for a second. Someone needs to give Rihanna some conditioner STAT (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kate Middleton does a discreet Michael Jackson crotch grab, paparazzi fails to notice? (CelebritySmack)
Time’s 100 Most Influential People once again leaves me off the list. I had to beg them. Discretion is everything to me (CelebVIPLounge)
We may get our wish: Snooki is slowly vanishing! Just hang in there till 2020 and she’ll disappear entirely! (DailyStab)
Anything to get laid, eh RPattz? Dreamy McSparklepants reveals his sordid social secrets (EarSucker)
Oh look, it’s old Mae West– oh wait, it’s Xtina. That lingerie must have more technology than a typical NASA launch to keep from self-destructing. That is one whole lotta surface tension (FitFabCeleb)
Honestly, Gaga, that was so ret- … uh, developmentally challenged! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kanye Kant (run his charity anymore, that is). Kanye West doesn’t care about other people? (HaveUHeard)
So how much DOES it cost to marry a crown prince? It’s important to do the math, people. (HollywoodHiccups)
Gwen Stefani invites science to knock her up. I know any number of labcoated genii who’d be happy to oblige (INeedMyFix)
Everyone loves a man in uniform. Or a hot lesbian. Just as long as they’re doing a Britney lipdub. (MathewGuiver)
The Britney performance the network didn’t want you to see! No, seriously, they went to commercial. (PoorBritney)
James Marsden with cuddly bunnies, chicks, etc. No, seriously, why haven’t you clicked this already? (Swoonworthy)
An Olsen Twin debuts the World’s Ugliest Pants. No seriously, the other one keeps cracking up. Guess who lost the bet in the dressing room? (TheSkinny)
Dances with Scientologists. This guy has been milking that one role for nearly 40 years now (TheSkinnyChic)
March 31, 2011 in
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March 17, 2011 in
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alexa chung is in no sense turned out
She must be studying yoga intensely;, it’s really rare to see anyone as completely “centered” as fashion diva Alexa Chung.
On that note, let’s toast todays perfectly centered gossip links with a perfectly symmetrical Cross-Eyed Skull Cocktail.
Animal Hats of the Rich and Famous (raincoaster)
Oh! Livia! (Ayyyy)
The Things I Do for You People! (ManoloFood)
Darth Vader, social media master of disaster (Lolebrity)
Is this part of an LRon approved diet? (AgentBedhead)
One less candidate for Celebrity Rehab (BusyBeeBlogger)
Playgirl, RPattz, and you already clicked this didn’t you? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
No, Kat, “WeHo” isn’t a descriptor. (CelebritySmack)
Ben Affleck might have a career after all (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Some traumas you never overcome (CityRag)
Kelly Clarkson assumes holding pattern (DailyStab)
Playgirl wants to bag a Silver Fox (EarSucker)
Grizzlies don’t whine! (FitFabCeleb)
Does pigeontoe cause crosseye, Alexa? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
JUSTIN! NOT IN PUBLIC!!! (HaveUHeard)
Rihanna untapped! (HollywoodHiccups)
Stern ‘n Sexy in Rolling Stone (INeedMyFix)
The “ugly bridesmaid dress” effect, with cheerleaders! (MathewGuiver)
Blogger busts Brit-Brit cherry (PoorBritney)
The family that rehabs together… (PopBytes)
Ellen Pompeo’s bizarre nipple situation (TheSkinny)
Wrap it or suck it, Ryan (TheSkinnyChic)
March 11, 2011 in
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March 10, 2011 in
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January 18, 2011 in
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January 8, 2011 in
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Drew, Honey, that dress is No People's Choice
Of that tragic saque, we shall not speak. No, we are only going to harsh on the (undoubtedly expensive) hair today.

The people choose not to say anything, because they can't say anything nice
My sister once paid a guy three figures to give her dark roots, but she’s a real blonde. And she never would have paid extra to have a visible line of demarcation between her real hair and her extensions. And even if she were a spokesmodel/actress/whatever for Covergirl, she’d know better than to wear that much blush and undereye concealer. I’m increasingly coming to the conclusion that the terrorists are concentrating on “makeup bombing” Hollywood stars to demoralize the populace.
Let’s distract ourselves from the end of the world with some good ol’ gossip links, shall we?
Pointless Internet Drama, I wish I could quit you (raincoaster)
Good Mourning! (Ayyyy)
Colin Firth’s face AND Alan Rickman’s voice, in one post! (Lolebrity)
Toni Collette vs Coldplay (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse goes Full Brazilian (BusyBeeBlogger)
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom welcome world’s most beautiful baby (CeleBitchy)
Amy Winehouse is wearing an awfully tall belt (NSFW) (CelebDirtyLaundry)
It’s Ted Williams’ world; we just live in it (CelebritySmack)
Detouched Celebrities (CityRag)
He’s still a douchebag, but he’s an awfully decorative one when he’s nekkid (DailyStab)
Robert Pattinson doesn’t know who he is (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity pizzaface (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Jane Krakowski is packing babeh (HaveUHeard)
Kardashian Kard Konflict! (INeedMyFix)
Britney leaks! (PoorBritney)
The evolution of the fashion blogger (PopBytes)
Drew Barrymore narrowly escaped from Borat, it seems (TheSkinny)
Kim Kardashian has a big mouth (SeriouslyOMG)
Selah.