Well, that Depends.
Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”
Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…
We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.
Yes the two least useful superheroes in history are back, and Ayyyy’s got them! We’re truly excited to see what ol’ “shape of useless rock/form of an emo cloud” are up to lately. We wish them huge success for their new venture, and we really DO think Jayna looks better as a blonde.
I’m glad I was sitting down when I saw this: possibly the most controversial outfit Katy Perry has ever worn. She of the firework boobs and pedo-trawling hot pants is still made up like Mrs John Wayne Gacy, and still has that unflattering Not-Sure-If-Worth-Marketing-To-Goths hair colour, but the dress, shoes and bag are actually lovely and normal. By which I mean famous clothes-remover Dita Von Teese could wear them. Briefly.