Now THIS is an adorable family group of Halloween costumes. Lila is a zombie, Kate Moss is Helena Bonham Carter’s Period, and Jamie Hince is a dead ringer for Pete Doherty.
No caption contest today, since we’re still backlogged from last week, but if you feel like busting out your keyboards to this, by all means go ahead.
We are longtime fans of Pixar’s dreamboatiest animator, Nick Pitera, who has a voice like a nightingale, a thrush, a redwinged blackbird, a canary, a bittern, and at least a few goldfinches as well. You doubt? Then you’ve never come across the king of YouTube self-harmonies. Heck, the man can self-fugue!
Here he is performing “This Is Halloween” from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Who are all the other singers? Nick Pitera. Spooooky!
Excited? I can’t blame you. When Hiddles here heard we were coming back from a slight domestic-drama-enforced time-out, he couldn’t help but bust some righteous moves.
And while we’re on the topic of horrible music, here’s the summer’s breakout group Ylvis with the apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber-influenced dubstep masterpiece, “Someone Like Me.”
Britney, we love you, but we’ve gotta talk. Oh gurl, when did it all start to go wrong? Not you per se: I think we all remember the Crazy Britney period. I speak rather of your journey on the Long Road Back to Good Britneyhood. Staying (apparently) clean. Dating (apparently) normal guys. (Apparently) being responsible with your money. Getting The Body back. And the attitude.
You were doing so well, giving the public their American Princess back in the spotlight, doing well, looking after your family, making good decisions. But there was one thing you weren’t giving us: this.
That is the uncut version of the dance from Slave 4 U and in it Britney Spears absolutely slays it. Those backup dancers can barely keep up. Damn, that girl could dance.
This is the new video that Britney has just released, Work B***h [Explicit].
I mean, I loves me some Lambo porn, but this just isn’t in the Old Britney league. In it we can see that she still has the head snap and the arms and the hair, but the rest of the moves? Not so much, not at all. Are Louboutins really that hard to dance in? She managed Gangnam Style on Ellen just fine. Did giving birth to two kids really screw up her back and she’s just not telling us, or has Daddy Spears got her on such a tight leash that she leaves all the tough moves to the hammerhead sharks? I mean, I’m fat and un-athletic at the moment, but I can do these moves. As Ed the Sock once said of her earlier video for Stronger, “I know strippers who don’t know these moves!” That was then, this is now. Sic transit gloria Britney.
The looks on the faces of the witnesses said it all.
Is that guy in the back watching the sky, waiting for a lightning bolt to strike this unholy abomination? Has he called in a drone strike? What unspeakable apparition has so horrified the normally unflappable Smiths? Click over the jump to see, but remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen!