You know what to do. Do it in the comments.

Bieber vs Cobain Twitter Wars

Cheryl Cole

Legions of Bronies nickered with relief at the news that Cheryl Cole failed to find funding for her proposed production of the musical My Little Pony/Power Ranger crossover.

Suzi Quatro

Happy birthday, you icon of the black leather catsuit and the femullet.

I’ll try not to hold it against you how old you make me feel now you’re turning 62. Please God you’re not wandering a Floridian Walmart somewhere, in search of practical outfits.

You know what to do with this gif from the wondrous Lana Del Rey Dancing blog.

Anna Wintour watches Lana Del Rey

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section to the world’s most fabulous drag queen and her grungetourage.

Nirvana and RuPaul

Here’s our winner for last week:

Bjork

Frontier Former Editor March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

And now for that damned moth!

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Frontier Former Editor. For his imaginary trophy that we hypothetically present, in virtually lavish ceremony, we have selected the moth-related and not-to-be-trifled-with Bear OPS Butterfly Knife Black Handle Black Blade.

Nick Lowe

Look who’s turned into a silver fox! Happy 63rd birthday to Nick Lowe. One wonders, one does, when one is bored, whether or not he ever changed his mind about that radical, Ayn Rand-y position on human relationships.

We’re big fans of mashups around these parts (what do you mean, “what do you mean?” Aw, you love ‘em, you know you do). Well, you’re going to love this one: Adele’s Rolling in the Deep mashed up with Britney Spears’ Till the World Ends. It’s Friday. It’s time to get your post-apocalyptic freak on, and you could do a lot worse than to start by dancing around the apartment to this. It’s particularly good if you’ve just had a breakup: Dude, you pissed me off so much, I’m going all Mad Max on your shizz AND taking the planet with me.

Oh, and you are NEVER getting your Nirvana CDs back.