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Tom Hiddleston says Haters Gonna Hate

Tom Hiddleston says Haters Gonna Hate


Excited? I can’t blame you. When Hiddles here heard we were coming back from a slight domestic-drama-enforced time-out, he couldn’t help but bust some righteous moves.

And while we’re on the topic of horrible music, here’s the summer’s breakout group Ylvis with the apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber-influenced dubstep masterpiece, “Someone Like Me.”

The Decline and Fall of Britney Spears

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Britney, we love you, but we’ve gotta talk. Oh gurl, when did it all start to go wrong? Not you per se: I think we all remember the Crazy Britney period. I speak rather of your journey on the Long Road Back to Good Britneyhood. Staying (apparently) clean. Dating (apparently) normal guys. (Apparently) being responsible with your money. Getting The Body back. And the attitude.

You were doing so well, giving the public their American Princess back in the spotlight, doing well, looking after your family, making good decisions. But there was one thing you weren’t giving us: this.

That is the uncut version of the dance from Slave 4 U and in it Britney Spears absolutely slays it. Those backup dancers can barely keep up. Damn, that girl could dance.

This is the new video that Britney has just released, Work B***h [Explicit].

I mean, I loves me some Lambo porn, but this just isn’t in the Old Britney league. In it we can see that she still has the head snap and the arms and the hair, but the rest of the moves? Not so much, not at all. Are Louboutins really that hard to dance in? She managed Gangnam Style on Ellen just fine. Did giving birth to two kids really screw up her back and she’s just not telling us, or has Daddy Spears got her on such a tight leash that she leaves all the tough moves to the hammerhead sharks? I mean, I’m fat and un-athletic at the moment, but I can do these moves. As Ed the Sock once said of her earlier video for Stronger, “I know strippers who don’t know these moves!” That was then, this is now. Sic transit gloria Britney.

Celebrity Fashion DIY! Miley Edition

Miley apple bum. No, we're not quite done with her yet

Miley apple bum. No, we’re not quite done with her yet

Well, friends, we found it: The ultimate celebrity fashion how-to video on the entire interwebz. This, dear readers, cannot be topped. Not even by Robin Thicke.

Baby Got…what IS that thing?

The looks on the faces of the witnesses said it all.

The Smiths

The Smith Family

Rihanna is not worried. One Direction is drunk.

Rihanna is not worried. One Direction is drunk.

Is that guy in the back watching the sky, waiting for a lightning bolt to strike this unholy abomination? Has he called in a drone strike? What unspeakable apparition has so horrified the normally unflappable Smiths? Click over the jump to see, but remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen!

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Oh. Gee.

Oh Jeez, Miley!

Oh Jeez, Miley!

Here is fresh-faced country-western scion and pop princess Miley Cyrus demonstrating just how white a white girl can look while appropriating slogans from black culture. She looks like a Harvard Park & Ride lot lizard the day after Labor Day.

Rihanna Moneybags

Rihanna Moneybags

Rihanna Moneybags

Oh RiRi, can you spare a dime? Singer Rihanna is pictured here leaving her personal bankers, Gringotts and Goldman, and was overheard complaining about the difficulty of finding a wallet of appropriate size.

Does Vanessa Hudgens have THE Coachella Look?

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens

Well, that Depends.

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”

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