Double Dewars Links
Well, you can’t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it’s a business obligation, it’s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo)
Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters)
Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip)
Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL)
Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields (SeriouslyOMG)
Lenny Kravitz gives good face (Popbytes)
Katie Price has trouble with this “Dignified silence” thing (UKPopSugar)
Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school (JustJared)
Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself (INO)
The Farrah Fawcett Story (GabbyBabble)
Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners (EvilBeet)
Gordon Ramsay’s bonbon (HolyMoly)
Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he’s not as gross as his fans (Handbag)
Party at Colin Farrell’s! (Celebslam)
Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter (DailyStab)
Suri Cruise->Amy Winehouse? (AllieIsWired)
Tabloid Wars! (AmyGrindhouse)
Fellini outdone? Nine trailer (BusyBeeBlogger)
Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization (CeleBitchy)
Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life (AgentBedhead)
Eurovision is back!
Strange people in questionably lurid outfits producing some semblance of music? Yes it’s that time of the year again – the Eurovision Song Contest is here! Looks like the Czech Republic contenders have gotten off to a strong start – in these times which country doesn’t need its own folk hero who can harmonise to strains of sad violins?
Tequila Sunrise Links
Working till dawn and need a little pick-me-up? You could do worse than a Tequila Sunrise. Or maybe you couldn’t?
Tequila is really like a choose-your-own-adventure novel except everyone has the same ending:
Emotionally distraught–> drinking in large quantities sounds like a good idea -> you are so not getting back together with this person so stop trying -> puke.
You’re barely legal -> cheap shots at the bar provided by strangers -> dancing on said bar -> puke.
Where was I? For some reason really fuzzy this morning…
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Burton vs McQueen (TeenyManolo)
Paris Hilton, Global Village Idiot (Websters)
Gamer on! (TenGossip)
Affleck amok! (ASL)
Channing Tatum Fighting! (JustJared)
A minute Mike Myers moment (SeriouslyOMG)
Kate Winslet vs the Daily Mail (INO)
Holy cow (WizbangPop)
Kate Moss needs help finding a man (UKPopSugar)
Jack Black’s on-set orgy (GetLippy)
Rihanna, pixillated (HolyMoly)
Karl Lagerfeld on Twitter (FakeKarl)
anal bleaching is the new Kazakhstan? (Movieline)
Megan Fox is, like, smart (EvilBeet)
Intern George’s Fug cocktail (GoFugYourself)
Free Chocolate (DailyStab)
Stark Trek trailer (AgentBedhead)
The Oprah riots, dissected (AmyGrindhouse)
Katy Perry is on fiyah! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Porn star or network anchor quiz (Gawker)
Double JD Manhattan Links
It was just one of those days. One of those Double Jack Daniels Manhattan days. Actually, it was one of those TWO Double Jack Daniels Manhattan days.
Moving on…
Another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow (HolyMoly)
Lady Gaga NSFAustralia (AmyGrindhouse)
Lindsay Lohan drunk-dials US (BusyBeeBlogger)
Octovision! (AgentBedhead)
Bono goes fishing (PopBytes)
Honestly, who brings their own drugs to a jail visit? (CelebritySmack)
Pink’s washboard (TheBlemish)
Jessica Simpson soon to appear at an unemployment office near you (CeleBitchy)
Nerdcore man-candy at Star Trek promo (EvilBeet)
Eminem shares the Spock luv (Jezebel)
DRod gets deep sixed (DailyStab)
Rapunzel Man (DListed)
The Beatles are back! (GabbyBabble)
Harriet Carter Wednesday (IBBB)
Sienna Miller’s chest sponsored by Burger King and Spongebob Squarepants? (INO)
Madonna adopts Italy (UKPopSugar)
Lilo unrestrained! (POTP)
Twitter owns Ashlee Simpson’s baby pix (JustJared)
Head Start for Celebrity Babies (SeriouslyOMG)
Hugh Jackman drops in (ASL)
JLoHew’s escort faux pas (TENGossip)
TGI was Friday yesterday, wasn’t it? I’m a little fuzzy. Links
Seriously, two Strongbows and I was down for the count. My liver’s gotten soft during the dry spell. As a proud Irish-Canuck, I’m mortified. But, of course, as a proud Canuck, I can always get another liver for free.
Trent Reznor is nervous (AgentBedhead)
Instead of watching television, you could just watch really, really stupid people all the time (AmyGrindhouse)
Lohan banned (BusyBeeBlogger)
Rihanna recovers from apparent temporary brain injury (CeleBitchy)
Bruno is out (CelebritySmack)
Blog commenters have more sex (Gawker)
Which reminds me, have you commented in the caption contest yet? (TeenyManolo)
or the Celebrity Dad Faceoff? (TeenyManolo)
Johnny Depp saves lives? (EvilBeet)
Jamie-Lynn Spears is legal! (DListed)
U2’s latest charity case (CelebuWreck)
Kylie is an unnatural beauty (GabbyBabble)
Getting it too right (GoFugYourself)
Robert Pattinson a dick at Dicks on Dicks (INO)
Ashton Kutcher topless and…and who cares what else? (JustJared)
Announcing the best chest in the world (raincoaster)
Hollywood’s golden couple reunites (SeriouslyOMG)
The Jade Goody retrospective (UKPopSugar)
Why has Jamie Oliver got it in for Bob Geldof? (HolyMoly)
Kristen Stewart talks about some howlers (TenGossip)
Seth Rogen will make the little babies cry (Websters)